What's it like to be an obsessive fan of low IQ mediocre hosts? (I refuse to call them comedians)

0  2017-10-19 by [deleted]

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What's it like memorizing Presidents you fucking fifth grader?

I'd like to beat him about the head on two non-consecutive occasions.

For example, Truman came after Roosevelt because Truman ended WWII and Roosevelt was president during WWII.

I live in Sweden and I'm England. This isn't part of our curriculum.

West Grenwich, Rhode Island is in Sweden?

Something about your failure to get "english" right, coupled with your obsession with iq leads me to believe your pants are on fire, liar.

Please tell me, from memory, every king England has had.

Please tell me how the Jazz bars in Providence compare to the Jazz bars in Sweden.

Alright.

You internet sleuths got me. I'm retarded and I live in this shithole called Rhode Island. I'm trolling you mofos. I've seen Rich Vos here many times.

I'm still right.

Opie Sucks

Norton Sucks.

Ant has natural talent, but he hasn't cultivated it and I ain't buying the product he's selling.

So we've covered the whole Sweden/Rhode Island fiasco, can we circle back to you memorizing Presidents like an overeager 5th grader wanting to impress grandma at Thanksgiving?

Please.

On Rhode Island?

Im not in it. I'm above RI in my studio apartment on opiods.

what the fucks an opiod you retard?

You didn't say opioid fuck face, hence you are lying.

TYPOS AREN"T LIES!

ILL SPELL ANYTHING ANYWAY I WANT! FOCK YAO!

I live in Sweden and I'm England. This isn't part of our curriculum.

You are England? John Oliver had no career in the UK and the accent confused Americans into thinking he's smart. They have a weird thing about us English telling them what they are doing wrong. That's it. He's not funny.

Wow he really took that hard. Toughen up dude, you're embarrassing yourself!

John Oliver graduated from Cambridge University. So, again, what is it like to be a fan of know-nothing simpletons?

Education does not equal Intelligence. I know a lot of educated dumb people. The more advanced the degree, the more disconnected from reality they are.

Pip pip cheerio fa'ot. Is Cambridge the place where they teach brits that low IQ americans and women will listen to them if they maintain their accent abroad?

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/news/cambridge-university-trigger-warnings-shakespeare-plays-titus-andronicus-mary-beard-academics-a8008456.html

do they remove pedophiles from the list once it becomes public or they leave them on?

you know that you listen to retards for shits and giggles, and you do not think that their "serious opinions" are relevant in any context.

Still better than being brainwashed by MSM personalities just because they are from some fancy University.

Even if he is from fancy University - would not be the first time that someone lies about education especialy if they are from another country.

He didn't get in on merit, he got in because of his family lineage, like the majority of oxbridge cunts.

sure.

Yeah cambridge didn't take into account his bishop and composer ancestors and his fathers connection to the education industry, it was his caustic wit and razor-sharp perception wasn't it.

I'd like to beat him about the head on two non-consecutive occasions.

I live in Sweden and I'm England. This isn't part of our curriculum.

Yeah cambridge didn't take into account his bishop and composer ancestors and his fathers connection to the education industry, it was his caustic wit and razor-sharp perception wasn't it.