I came from Germany to see Jim Norton live

17  2017-10-18 by cuntcumia

Flew in from Germany to nyc on friday and got to see jim Norton perform at the village underground today for five yankee dollars.

Did I like it? I LOVED IT!

Jimmy was fantastic, he was trying out new jokes. The room was tiny, the front row was basically on the stage.

He started off talking about how he is going to play don rickles, then continued on with some material about his sex addiction and his new relationship with a student (the woman he took to iceland)

His best material was about his truly awful shoes and sunglasses. His take on Harvey Weinstein was perfect and at the end there were some good physics jokes.

The low point was me sneaking out for a piss five minutes before the end, I was dying but I am sure Jim can relate.

The show was briefly interrupted by what appeared to be a human beluga whale on the balcony. It turned out it was bobby kelly.

There was also a beautiful black girl in the crowd who gave me a look or two. I will regret not speaking to her until the day I die.

Jim, if you are reading this, I was the guy to your right in the second row with the huge teeth and glasses (I was sad that you did not make fun of my huge teeth and glasses. Sadly I did not get the chance to speak to you, but it was fantastic.

14 comments

Sounds awesome. He puts on an great show, very fun and entertaining.

Sir it was my understanding that you were not legally allowed into America which is why the Estonian mafia forced you to go to Iceland to meet your sugar daddy and enjoy the chess guy's museum.

How did you get into this country?
If you prefer to be identified as a male, why does Jimmy insist you are a female?
Is the Estonian mafia making you fulfil your webcam obligations while you are illegally in this country?

Norm was right. Germans are the most frightening:

https://youtu.be/fFrcl6VGrDQ

And they also love David hasselhoff

Are you Cellar Crowd?

okay terrific.

I hope this is fake.

You had to get up to pee from drinking alcohol? According to Jim you are now an alcoholic.

You didn't close your parentheses

You are Nazzi

As a German you r only permitted to do one of two things. Either burn Jews or cry like a cuck and let all the mussies move in and rape your women.

You should have heckled Jim so he would call you "sweetie" or "baby boy" then attack your grammar.

We're you just following orders.

I hope you came here for more than that. That's like traveling to Russia just to visit a peasant.