I have masturbated to at least 5 women on my Facebook friends list.

63  2017-10-18 by Compound_MediaPR

#YouToo bitch

32 comments

Now try it in front of them.

post their pics or get out

that's right.

I did to both of mine too

A redheaded bitch who was an absolute cunt to me in middle school posted a story about how some guy rubbed his dick on her on a crowded subway car while she was headed to her internship and wearing a business suit.

Serves her right, I say.

yeahh, that was me.

One day my girlfriend confessed that when she was in college, she was feeling really depressed. So she hooked up with some random dude she knew.

That didn't make her feel better. So she hooked up with another dude.

And another.

The tears were streaming down her face, as she revealed one of her most closely guarded secrets.

She was super pissed when she noticed that I was jerking off the entire time.

you love the idea of getting fucked by lots of guys

Jim ?

Apparently my love for whores is unusual :(

I love them too, friend. I have an ex that messages me with details of her slutty encounters.

They're so hard to find!

It's funny that so many men think that women are complete sluts.

I've been on the lookout for complete sluts for the better part of 20 years and in the entire time, I've met about 3-4 total.

The rest of them? They just use sex as bargaining chip. I think many women barely have any interest in sex, unless there's cash and prizes for them.

The worst is chicks who are like "I'm such a nympho" but then their sex drive is just barely average. The slut I know is sometimes late for work because she can't stop masturbating.

Check out pornbyface.com to see pornstars that look similar.

You have changed my life.

; )

Holy shit Hahaha. That's actually fucking amazing

Good one

There's one girl I've been furiously masturbating to on FB for about a month. I'm sure she doesn't like me.

So show us some pics of her so we can all jerk off together you silly goose.

She's a 7, but I think she's got herself a neat personality.

Only 5?

Just 5? I do this with IG, Snapchat and FB

Delete Facebook.

Stop bragging about having friends .

Classic. Frantically scanning for beach albums.

Do you finish in a potted plant?

Cool!

Isn't that the point of facebook?

You should write this on facebook and tag all of them in the post.

How many men?

I have masturbated ON two of the women on my FB friends list. Only one of them was conscious, though, so it's really like 1 1/2.

that's right.