YEAH! That human infant that got ejected though the windshield probably suffered severe head and facial injuries, including the pelvis, legs and feet. His bones too young to actually break, of course, so they no doubt bent and fractured many times over.
Then, get this, probably lay there in an incredible amount of pain before choking his last blood splattered breath onto the tarmac.
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1 866-Ron-0-Fez 2017-10-17
YEAH! That human infant that got ejected though the windshield probably suffered severe head and facial injuries, including the pelvis, legs and feet. His bones too young to actually break, of course, so they no doubt bent and fractured many times over.
Then, get this, probably lay there in an incredible amount of pain before choking his last blood splattered breath onto the tarmac.
Good times, great post
Ps Go fuck yourself.
1 crunchtimestudio 2017-10-17
Well when you put it like that it doesn't seem funny at all
1 Mod_Impersonator 2017-10-17
lol
1 JerkStoreJ 2017-10-17
It's funny how quickly we were completely done with this story