Jim needs to know his show is garbage and he's barely funny anymore, who the fuck would be a fan of his if you DIDN'T know that in the past he was a force
Not only does Jim and Sam suck, but the UFC Unfiltered podcast (im an MMA fan) fuckin eats ass too, for the same reason, Jim talking about himself in a way thats unfunny
Did they do a "the show has passed you by" rant at some guy who called in the ask them to bring more comics in instead of wrestlers and UFC fighters earlier this year? He's not even bothering doing that.
I think so. About a year ago Sam said something about them not being the insider comedy show anymore, and not wanting to have Colin or Vos in every week. And Jim just sort of went along with that, perhaps as a 'fuck you' to Opie, but at this point, what's the endgame? What could they possibly do that's better?
If Jim just shows a fucking interest in the show it would be much better.
Almost any news story that comes up has him going "what are they saying about it?" That on a Jocktober clip would have had him losing his shit at how unprepared they were.
that would indicate they dont have confidence in being funny, so they are mostly 'steering the ship' remember jim has gotten a huge raise when everything fell apart, he's not upset financially.
Jim and Sam have become such unfunny faggots they are irredeemable at this point. Jim would be out of a job if Sirius didn't have to meet their quota for gay men.
That's because the other guy completely lost focus. He starts with a shitty little attitude, first of all. "Wait till I show Jim how intellectually superior I am". He went from complaining about the XM show to complaining about the Chip Podacast, to a semantics argument over the true definition of the word "hack".
That doesn't change the fact that he won't defend his own show. All it would take is a "well, we have lots of people who listen every day and like it." He knows so few exist nobody buys it.
And that would work? This porsalin guy would say "Oh, I didn't realize. Sorry", really? Jim was being dismissive towards a complaining nobody, as he should have.
He said it because he cares. Everybody knows Jim can do better even if he just cared maybe 20% more about the show. His lack of effort is inexcusable. He doesn't have "I hate Opie so I'm not motivated" as an excuse anymore like when we gave him a pass for Opie & Jim. Sam is bad, but the difference is we know Jim can be hilarious when he gives a shit.
If he cared, he would have made a suggestion, like do more of this, less of that. Instead, he just goes "muuhhh, shows no good, muuhhh".
I don't know if you've ever been a waiter, lots of people have done it at some point. The worst complaint a customer could make is "this doesn't taste good". Id ask if it was too spicy, too salty, too much cheese, not enough sauce? "It just doesn't taste good. I want something good". If their goal was a more satisfactory meal, they want about it 100% the wrong way. Same for this tweeting whiner. If you want more of what you like, say what you like.
If he cared, he would have made a suggestion, like do more of this, less of that. Instead, he just goes "muuhhh, shows no good, muuhhh".
There's no suggestion to make in 140 characters. The show just flat out sucks. Everybody seems to realize this but you. Why are you defending that shit?
Look at the replies to tweets from the show's account. There's no "hey, great segment" or "that line Jim said was hilarious." They literally only talk about how much they like Travis and crop and enlarge his picture from the studio pictures so they can write "Travisdog woof woof meow."
And it's not like Norton is going to take advice from a "civilian" anyway.
I don't know if you've ever been a waiter
No, I'm not a homosexual.
The worst complaint a customer could make is "this doesn't taste good". Id ask if it was too spicy, too salty, too much cheese, not enough sauce? "It just doesn't taste good. I want something good". If their goal was a more satisfactory meal, they want about it 100% the wrong way. Same for this tweeting whiner. If you want more of what you like, say what you like.
People are cunty idiots at restaurants. That doesn't change the fact that Jim won't defend his own show because he knows it sucks.
You said you can't relate constructive criticism in 140 characters. Well, once the DMs started, the character limit was off the table. That was his big chance to go point by point and outline precisely why he hates the show, and exactly how Jim can fix it. Instead, he got into a debate over the correct definition of "hack"
But, like I said, Jim isn't going to listen to ideas. And the the main problem is laziness, so that's something that can't be cured with a suggestion anyway. The guy just wanted to register his dissatisfaction. You're acting like you've never heard of frustrated fans before. Do angry sports fans need to draw up plays if their team sucks?
You said you can't relate constructive criticism in 140 characters. Well, once the DMs started, the character limit was off the table. That was his big chance to go point by point and outline precisely why he hates the show, and exactly how Jim can fix it. Instead, he got into a debate over the correct definition of "hack"
He sweetied me on DM last year after he made a joke about golden showers and i said "you're a pervert. We get it." Response, DM: "Just unfollow sweetie. Save yourself the misery."
Long-winded way of saying, yes, he does DM all criticism and "sweetie" is him lame-ass insult crutch. #MeToo
That's exactly why I pointed it out - he does that all the time and gets away with it. I wanted Jim to tear my asshole apart for the goof but it was all just very disappointing.
yikes, jim is terrible at arguing without being able to pontificate uninterrupted for 8 minutes and the ability to yell over someone and scream "baby boy." he should stick to responding to criticism on the air.
You can't blame twitter, it was just the tool that exposed Opie, Anthony & Jim for what they really were all along. I'd rather be aware of the douche baggery than be blissful unaware. So in my opinion Twitter opened up my eyes to what kind of men I was listening to the whole time.
I fucked an irish woman once! I'm not bragging I've only fucked maybe six women. I met her on a night out and she was being really nice to me. My first thought was, 'she's Irish, so it's a scam. She's going to take you home and have her boyfriend beat you up and then rob you.' Which, in hindsight, was quite a racist thought. But I'm english and she's one of the only irish people ive ever met. dunno if that answers your question.
No, she fucked me. I can't for the life of me remember her name, or even what she looked like. I remember thinking at the time that she'd look like Mila Kunis if Mila Kunis was a 6. She was pretty, but quite fat. I never saw her again.
She told me she wanted me to come in her. For which, I will never understand her motivation. Maybe she was on the pill. Maybe she was crazy and wanted to get pregnant. But I was too drunk to come. I remember walking back to her house she was babbling about some humanitarian work she'd done in South America or Africa, and how rewarding it was. And me just agreeing with her whilst not really giving a shit. I'm running out of details that I remember. But it was a good day.
Jim and Sam are both so horrible and unlikeable rn I would honestly rather listen to a Dave Smith Libertarian rant. When their paid posters stop posting the shittiness of them will be exposed.
I like Jim but the show's bad. So I tweeted it nonchalantly, as any faggy British guy would. Why he feels the need to DM anybody with a mean tweet is beyond me.
which is why i dont get why everyone had jim's side in that thing. of course i like jim better and he is funnier but lost a lot of respect from him after that, he was being such a baby because he couldnt handle the fact that some young comic and his hot gf that he wants to fuck are making fun of him at home listening to his dumb character.
and the fact that he kept acting like its impossible to be nice to someones face but actually not like them, especially someone you work with.
I must have tweeted Jimmy 50 times over the years with positive shit and he has never even liked one of them let alone chat with me in DM. LOL I gave up on twitter 6 months ago and never looked back!
Lol says the internet tough guy who is so proud of his DM critique to a radio host he simply must show it off to get validation from the reddit circle jerk. And it’s “you’re” you retard.
Not exactly random. He didn't pick your name out of a hat. You tweeted Jim, I assume you wanted him to read it. He saw your tweet and responded. Woah what a lunatic
Jim is a 50 year old millionaire who's in a "relationship" with 20 year old mentally ill man, who's a prostitute that lives thousands of miles away from him, in NYC, the bachelor paradise of the world. I wouldn't take any pontificating from Jimmy seriously.
Yea he should just drop the charade and be himself. There's no shortage of traps in NYC who would happily settle for a sugar baby relationship with a successful D-list celebrity. Jimmy is so damaged he can't even do that right. He talks about his "relationship" like a hetero college freshman who fell in love with his first girlfriend on campus that he lost his virginity to. He's so obviously a John to a highly desired Tranny pornstar/hooker that it pains me to watch as long time fan. A buddy of mine who's in the top 1% of bachelors when it comes to looks, success, stability, personality, etc, hired this MILF porn star one night to bang her out. They actually hit it off, and she'd give him a call whenever she was in town to meet up for lunch/hook up. She would describe dudes like Jimmy, who financed her extreme debauchery and very expensive lifestyle with pure scorn and disgust. What a bizarre way to live.
Sorry fella, I don't wanna blow up their spot, I actually met her and she's a very cool person. She's a Latina though, stunning face and amazing body if your into thick/light bbw types, although she has implants. But still, her implants looks amazing on her. Much like Sophie Dee, chicks who are slightly chubby and big boned look amazing with implants on account that their fat engulfs the implants and look a lot more natural than thin women who have them bolted on.
Here's a shot out of a cannon, Kiara Mia. A friend of mine has a similar story, she's batshit crazy, in some weird lesbian relationship but fucks dudes on the side...in addition to escorting. Some of the stories involving her are just bizarre.
Yeah dude, some of the stories I've heard are so fucking weird. But they're mainly around her though, not necessarily her clientele.
Care to share any of the loser cuckold stories? I've only heard crazy shit about her stomach of all things, her as a person, and her ex and lesbian lover.
Sorry man, I don't wanna be a danny downer here, but I'd feel like I'd be betraying a beloved friend of mine and his confidence. But what you stated in the aforementioned is in the ball park. Slightly cuckoo bird, but a pretty cool chick, very wild. Don't have any cuck stories short of what you'd imagine someone like her laughing at whilst making pillow talk after getting banged out by some dude who any woman would be proud of bringing home. Awesome shot in the dark by you btw, my heart skipped a beat for a second.
Nah, he met her at some party that his friend's girl was throwing. She showed up with her girlfriend, and proceeded to get FUCKING trashed. My buddy hooked up with her later, really weird shit. I don't think he talks to her now. Meh, I'd fuck her if she's still escorting. Although from what I understand stretch marks fucked her up pretty badly.
And nah, I didn't mean actual cuck stories lol. I'm not Jimmy Norton, I'm just wondering how far down the rabbit hole some guys really are with her. For the life of me, I can't understand investing anything in her after hearing some of the shit I've heard haha.
And sorry bro, guaranteed we're not in the same social circles or anything. I didn't mean to freak you out or anything.
LMFAO, it's all good dude. Didn't freak me out at all, I was just wondering how your buddy got involved with her. Yea, my buddy mentioned the OCD/mass insecurity over the belly button area, how she'd always wear her underwear/refuse to be fully nude over the stretch marks. I've witnessed the partying, the one time I met her, when they went out to a lounge when she was in town. Such a crazy lifestyle. This was a few years ago, and my buddy is now engaged, so obviously they aren't talking anymore, but he's an otherwise quiet/conservative dude, so never really got into the more sordid details of his tryst with her. Plus he's the type of dude who bangs knockouts all the time, so for him, this was just another crazy girl, consequently he didn't think much of the fling and rarely mentioned her. He would tell me though, her phone was constantly blowing up with "offers" made by wealthy dudes, many repeat clients who'd absolutely lavish her with insane gifts. Something crazy about the ego's of rich, narcissistic men trying to "tame" women like her.
I'm a fan of Kiara Mia's work, what kinda bizarre things is she up to besides porn & escorting? It sounds like you got some good stories about homegirl.
During the 90s, my girlfriend was a stripper. One of her broke-ass stripper friends had nowhere to live, so she moved in with us.
That's how three years of epic debauchery began for me.
Every day when the girls would get home from work, they'd tell me about their customers. Nearly every story was the same: they'd tell the customer that he was really cool and interesting, and she was so glad he came in because all the other customers were completely lame.
In other words, your friend who's in the top 1% of bachelors is paying for that whore's time, just like a hundred other guys that she sees.
South Park, of all places, did a great job lampooning this schtick in the episode named "Raisins."
In defense of @whippinghuskies friend, whores really DO like some customers better than others. But they're not running a charity, you gotta pay to play.
A few years ago Jim Norton told a story of a whore that turned him down. And this happens all the time! Even if you're willing to pay, some whores will pass on you.
Oh no, I understand your point exactly, but this wasn't the case here, besides their first meeting. He'd pickup the tab for dinner, or grab some blow and pay for a few drinks on occasion, but that's no different than 99% of any relationship/dating. This friend of mine, like almost all my friends, was a street guy. He understood a hustle and the game when he'd see one. Pimps, drug dealers, gangsters, Mafiosi, hustlers, strippers, excons, etc., that's the environment we grew up in, he knew exactly what kind of gal she was, which is why he paid a pretty penny for her time in the first place. I don't think he spent over $100 on her any other time they hung out, which isn't much more than your average poor sap will throw down on his first date with an e-harmony girl, when you factor in his wealth with what kind of girl she is, that'd be like walking into a used car lot and picking up a used 2015 Ferrari Italia with 40K miles, no accidents, pristine cond. for $50,000. It's a still either way. And how the fuck could you possibly live with 2 strippers, one being a couch surfer on top if it, for two years? What a nightmare that musta been.
It's weird that Jim cares so much about negative feedback regarding a show that is very low on his list of priorities. His radio career has now taken a back seat to his stand-up, movie/TV roles, and the podacast. He might as well admit that he's phoning it in for the stable Sirius paycheck that pays his mortgage or make some changes that allows the show to be decent without much effort from him.
Hack .. dude your a hack and fucking homo who hates his own life so the only way he can feel better is trying to knock some one with higher stature to his level
Dude . Jims the quickest motherfucker on the planet with words
What are
Wait yes the random guy sitting next to me agrees
. Your a Reddit hack . And you know that's only to notches below a serial rapist . So I hope you enjoy your spot on the hierarchy
You're just treading water in here trying to defend Norton's faggot honor... what are you his faggot boyfriend? HAHA! You fucking loser ass queer. You got Jim's shit on your lip.
Speaking of hacky things from the 80s, Andrew Dice Clay thinks "asshole face" is the ultimate insult. I like Dice but never understood why he thinks "asshole face" is so devastating. Comics are weird.
It's not a bad insult but it amuses me that Dice thinks it's such a killer. He even broke down the insult on the Howard Stern Show once to explain its greatness but it still didn't really make sense. It's much better than "sweetie" though.
Hehe, you're just some civilian. I've done 2 open mics, so I don't really expect you to communicate on the level of Jim Norton. Nice effort for trying though ;)
I mean, his entire act is a bad ripoff of Otto & George right down to his 'characters' and his stupid comebacks and mostly his cadence. It's really sad. I suppose guys who aren't talented just ride a coattail as long as it will go. Looks like Norton's is coming to an end. Next stop, hot bath and a razor.
Heey it's mee, Porsalin. So I was talkin' to this freakin' Norwegian cum dribbler right, and he was bein' all passive aggressive wit me so I caalled em' a hack even though I do like one impression of a fictional guy er sumthin'
Well, you did insult his job. What did you expect? Is he being petty here or something? Then you goaded him into an argument over the word 'sweetie'. This does not make you look clever or cool. You look like you're happy that Jim payed you some attention and just had to show everyone.
I was with you until your last message where you started off with "Jim." What do you think you guys are old pals and you need to straighten him out? KYS
I hate how comics think that hack is their word. My father & my uncle are all construction workers & they used that term to describe shitty tradesmen since I was a kid & none of them are aware that comics also use the term.
Has as a term is pretty much universally agreed as describing something comedic as unoriginal, derivative, clichéd and as taking comedy to it's basest level.
The joke really is on you if you listen to J&S expecting any kind of magic to occur. We're way beyond the point where there's meaning in mustering indignation about its inferior quality. Agonizing over it dignifies it to a level that it's wholly undeserving of. The best course of action is to simply pay no mind. The show is a hopeless lost cause that shouldn't be listened to unless it's an extended snippet of Jim trashing Opie or Dave Smith. I guess things also perk up a bit if Uncle Anthony pays a visit, but you need a high tolerance for his maniacal, over-the-top fake laughter and references to things that are outdated and/or overstated in the history of their careers.
Well, tbh Jim has been saying things like sweetie for over a decade and ppl jack it from him, so thats not hack. Its the opposite. And hack is a widely missused term that you missused here. And Jim is being cool enough to actually talk to you so yes, you are the one being a faggot here.
He's right though. You used the word "hack" wrong.
Hack doesn't mean "unfunny" or "unskilled", it describes a comedian, writer or any creative person who is formulaic and safe in their work. Someone who just regurgitates a crowd pleasing formula instead of doing something original and real.
Then you did overthink it by bringing up the whole "civilian" issue, which really only describes sentiments expressed by Dan Soder and Kurt Metzger, and you simply projected it on to Jim Norton.
When you're the fag in a situation you just have to face up to it.
I disagree. You have no basis in which to either verify or negate my use of the word. I believe 'hacky' in a comedic sense extends to unoriginal, cliched, recycled and derivative material and is not only limited to your limited definition. I have heard the word used in hundreds of hours of O&A so have a fairly good grasp of where it applies. It is my opinion that using 'sweetie' as a patronising crutch response is a prime example of hacky and is something done ad nauseam by anybody losing track of their argument.
I disagree. You have no basis in which to either verify or negate my use of the word. I believe 'hacky' in a comedic sense extends to unoriginal, cliched, recycled and derivative material and is not only limited to your limited definition. I have heard the word used in hundreds of hours of O&A so have a fairly good grasp of where it applies. It is my opinion that using 'sweetie' as a patronising crutch response is a prime example of hacky and is something done ad nauseam by anybody losing track of their argument.
But how could something be hack if it's in a private conversation? "Hack" applies to someone's creative output in their work.
People have idiosyncratic ways of addressing people. Would you call a black guy a hack for saying "bitch nigga" just because lots of people say it and he may have said it several times before in his life?
You lost the exchange with Jim in every way. He's right that you should unfollow him if you don't like his tweets.
Yeah because Brits know 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I watched the clip of Jim on Joe Rogan. Opie was right for asking him "why are you here"? He didn't like Opie, but stayed there instead of going with Anthony.
What's so sad is how everyone on this subreddit thinks that because they've listened to O&A for a while they now think they're on par with someone who has legitimately managed to become famous because of their wit.
Just because you talk like Jim talks doesn't mean you're his equal, and I don't even think Jim is that funny of a comic but the fact that so many of the people on this subreddit clearly just copy the phrasing and vernacular of the comics from O&A while pretending that they are somehow comedic geniuses... It's just sad.
Poor, poor Jimmy. He's hanging around with that boring wrestling nerd too much, throwing around "insider" comedy lingo and "protecting the business" from "outsiders" now, just like how wrestling fags do.
Sweetieposting isn't hack on Jim's part bc hje was doing it well before it became maymay bc of that trump chick on twitter .
If you listenend to O&A's old show he was doing it at least 10 years before that.
I hate how you just echoed the popular sentiment of this sub in a private convo then showed it here for positive affirmation. Stop looking for a pat on the back, faggot.
Jimmy’s response to OP’s using of the word ‘hack’ was spot on.
I loved when he said “Boo.” to punctuate one of his thoughts as well, but I was a bit disappointed that I didn’t see more use of “WE GET IT” or “eeeeeyechh”.
3/5 star troll effort though due to Jimmy actually replying to him earns a passing grade in my book.
296 comments
1 BoongChook 2017-10-17
Fuck the worm!
1 FuckShitFart 2017-10-17
Jim needs to know his show is garbage and he's barely funny anymore, who the fuck would be a fan of his if you DIDN'T know that in the past he was a force
1 FuckShitFart 2017-10-17
Not only does Jim and Sam suck, but the UFC Unfiltered podcast (im an MMA fan) fuckin eats ass too, for the same reason, Jim talking about himself in a way thats unfunny
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-10-17
Nobody bets on fights until Jim says who he thinks is "a problem."
1 doodoopeepees 2017-10-17
So true, unfiltered would be good with another fighter or an informed comedian who can talk about topics that don't involve him.
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-10-17
Like Brendan Schaub .. ooof
1 Joemomma101 2017-10-17
You mean like Luis J Gomez and Michael Bisping?
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-10-17
Jim and Bisping would be Jim talking about uncircumcised British cocks and asking him if he likes Ozzy.
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
I like Jim but I was mean about the show and he DM'd me for some reason. Was it that hard to ignore a single tweet from a faggy brit?
1 Ifuckmymomanddad 2017-10-17
It's his name on the show now. He can actually change it if he gives a shit.
1 TheStarman64 2017-10-17
You got sweetie'd by Jim. You already lost this argument. Get fucked by Mohammad you bing bong fuck.
1 redtheftauto 2017-10-17
You gotta nigga ribs hurtin taday
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
'Bing Bong Fuck' hahaha
1 CONCHOPETEghostcock 2017-10-17
Fake and gay
1 eastriverdriveII 2017-10-17
100% Italian with 'Joe Matarese' 012 // Jim Norton please.
1 Proptrash 2017-10-17
I would pay for this. Not much, but I would.
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
12 is vos and is nearly finished. Will definitely be 13.
1 Proptrash 2017-10-17
I just paid you in two upvotes. Your welcome
1 theRealOpieraqio 2017-10-17
Doing the Lord's work.
1 sjeffiesjeff 2017-10-17
Saint on eart
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-10-17
This!!
1 mcchizeslizz 2017-10-17
100% invertebrate
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-10-17
Notice he doesn't defend the show.
1 PhilipMarma 2017-10-17
How could he?
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-10-17
Did they do a "the show has passed you by" rant at some guy who called in the ask them to bring more comics in instead of wrestlers and UFC fighters earlier this year? He's not even bothering doing that.
1 PhilipMarma 2017-10-17
I think so. About a year ago Sam said something about them not being the insider comedy show anymore, and not wanting to have Colin or Vos in every week. And Jim just sort of went along with that, perhaps as a 'fuck you' to Opie, but at this point, what's the endgame? What could they possibly do that's better?
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-10-17
If Jim just shows a fucking interest in the show it would be much better.
Almost any news story that comes up has him going "what are they saying about it?" That on a Jocktober clip would have had him losing his shit at how unprepared they were.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-10-17
Jim's boring
Jim's uninteresting
Jim tastes a brownie and considers killing himself
Maybe it's time...
1 Holdontoyabutt 2017-10-17
Oh no don't do that, someone might trip, fall and accidentally be funny and that would break my fucking heart
1 chickenfan1 2017-10-17
that would indicate they dont have confidence in being funny, so they are mostly 'steering the ship' remember jim has gotten a huge raise when everything fell apart, he's not upset financially.
1 SherrodSmallsLips 2017-10-17
Jim and Sam have become such unfunny faggots they are irredeemable at this point. Jim would be out of a job if Sirius didn't have to meet their quota for gay men.
1 jarmandesign 2017-10-17
well whens their contract up?
1 chickenfan1 2017-10-17
Sam was only funny in passing and by stirring shit up
1 TittyMtnhighway 2017-10-17
That's because the other guy completely lost focus. He starts with a shitty little attitude, first of all. "Wait till I show Jim how intellectually superior I am". He went from complaining about the XM show to complaining about the Chip Podacast, to a semantics argument over the true definition of the word "hack".
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-10-17
Jim is the one who changed the topic immediately.
1 TittyMtnhighway 2017-10-17
No, he said "you don't have to listen to it, sweetie".
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-10-17
By saying the guy is from England. What did that have to do with anything?
1 TittyMtnhighway 2017-10-17
You can't get it with a SiriusXM unit in your car in England, right?
If you dont like it, don't listen
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-10-17
Anybody can subscribe with their app now.
1 TittyMtnhighway 2017-10-17
And anybody can choose not to subscribe
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-10-17
So?
1 TittyMtnhighway 2017-10-17
Soooo, if limey hates the show so much, he never has to listen to a single second of it.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-10-17
That doesn't change the fact that he won't defend his own show. All it would take is a "well, we have lots of people who listen every day and like it." He knows so few exist nobody buys it.
1 TittyMtnhighway 2017-10-17
And that would work? This porsalin guy would say "Oh, I didn't realize. Sorry", really? Jim was being dismissive towards a complaining nobody, as he should have.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-10-17
Did "who cares, you don't live here" work?
1 TittyMtnhighway 2017-10-17
Nothing would have worked. The guy just felt like complaining
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-10-17
He said it because he cares. Everybody knows Jim can do better even if he just cared maybe 20% more about the show. His lack of effort is inexcusable. He doesn't have "I hate Opie so I'm not motivated" as an excuse anymore like when we gave him a pass for Opie & Jim. Sam is bad, but the difference is we know Jim can be hilarious when he gives a shit.
1 TittyMtnhighway 2017-10-17
If he cared, he would have made a suggestion, like do more of this, less of that. Instead, he just goes "muuhhh, shows no good, muuhhh".
I don't know if you've ever been a waiter, lots of people have done it at some point. The worst complaint a customer could make is "this doesn't taste good". Id ask if it was too spicy, too salty, too much cheese, not enough sauce? "It just doesn't taste good. I want something good". If their goal was a more satisfactory meal, they want about it 100% the wrong way. Same for this tweeting whiner. If you want more of what you like, say what you like.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-10-17
There's no suggestion to make in 140 characters. The show just flat out sucks. Everybody seems to realize this but you. Why are you defending that shit?
Look at the replies to tweets from the show's account. There's no "hey, great segment" or "that line Jim said was hilarious." They literally only talk about how much they like Travis and crop and enlarge his picture from the studio pictures so they can write "Travisdog woof woof meow."
And it's not like Norton is going to take advice from a "civilian" anyway.
No, I'm not a homosexual.
People are cunty idiots at restaurants. That doesn't change the fact that Jim won't defend his own show because he knows it sucks.
1 TittyMtnhighway 2017-10-17
Then whyyyyyyy listen at all? If it's SO bad, SO beyond repair, why torture yourself by listening?
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-10-17
I don't. You'd have to ask him that question.
1 TittyMtnhighway 2017-10-17
You said you can't relate constructive criticism in 140 characters. Well, once the DMs started, the character limit was off the table. That was his big chance to go point by point and outline precisely why he hates the show, and exactly how Jim can fix it. Instead, he got into a debate over the correct definition of "hack"
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-10-17
Okay, sorry, I've never sent a DM.
But, like I said, Jim isn't going to listen to ideas. And the the main problem is laziness, so that's something that can't be cured with a suggestion anyway. The guy just wanted to register his dissatisfaction. You're acting like you've never heard of frustrated fans before. Do angry sports fans need to draw up plays if their team sucks?
1 TittyMtnhighway 2017-10-17
You said you can't relate constructive criticism in 140 characters. Well, once the DMs started, the character limit was off the table. That was his big chance to go point by point and outline precisely why he hates the show, and exactly how Jim can fix it. Instead, he got into a debate over the correct definition of "hack"
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2017-10-17
Awwwww. Jimmy was demeaning to you and now you're upset.
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
Finally somebody gets it
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
Further messages here
1 WistfulNotions 2017-10-17
Why the fuck was he even DMing you??
He cares about your opinion for some reason. Is he aware you're behind the wonderful 100% Italian with 'Joe Matarese' podcast?
1 Basehead_Vos 2017-10-17
He sweetied me on DM last year after he made a joke about golden showers and i said "you're a pervert. We get it." Response, DM: "Just unfollow sweetie. Save yourself the misery." Long-winded way of saying, yes, he does DM all criticism and "sweetie" is him lame-ass insult crutch. #MeToo
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
That's exactly why I pointed it out - he does that all the time and gets away with it. I wanted Jim to tear my asshole apart for the goof but it was all just very disappointing.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-10-17
... The Jim & Sam Show folks!...
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-10-17
lovin the username brothaman
1 Basehead_Vos 2017-10-17
I eat the coochee, hit the pipe, the stone-wash my car.
1 onemancrimespree 2017-10-17
That's something a passive aggressive girlfriend would say when she's mad at you and wants you to say sorry.
1 momomike 2017-10-17
yikes, jim is terrible at arguing without being able to pontificate uninterrupted for 8 minutes and the ability to yell over someone and scream "baby boy." he should stick to responding to criticism on the air.
1 Michelanvalo 2017-10-17
You know damn well he DMs everyone that criticizes him. He's been that shit for years.
Twitter ruined this show.
1 Sicboy69 2017-10-17
You can't blame twitter, it was just the tool that exposed Opie, Anthony & Jim for what they really were all along. I'd rather be aware of the douche baggery than be blissful unaware. So in my opinion Twitter opened up my eyes to what kind of men I was listening to the whole time.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-10-17
They tap danced for fucking MySpace followers...
1 Ant_Sucks 2017-10-17
He has no business criticising paragraphs after the fucking essay he sent Schumer.
1 KingDonaldTrump 2017-10-17
Further proof Norton has just become Chip's inferior alter ego.
1 PhilipMarma 2017-10-17
Doesn't he have upcoming shows in the U.K.? Why would he alienate any of the dozens or low-hundreds number of fans he has there?
1 Dennyislife 2017-10-17
He sold out London. He don't care. Its just a excuse to visit his European boyfriend
1 RBuddCumia 2017-10-17
I don't know man. It's not like you were motherfucking him.
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
Nah not really
1 turdthief2 2017-10-17
sharp inhale
Yeah, that's a tough one
1 --DC-- 2017-10-17
Quiet down for a second baby boy and I'll explain
1 turdthief2 2017-10-17
You're embarassing yourself
1 rahtin 2017-10-17
Fucking Abysmal.
1 turdthief2 2017-10-17
We have that commonality of language
1 52017 2017-10-17
You LANGUISH in AMBIGUITY!
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2017-10-17
These type of attacks are, dare i say, enraging?
1 Holdontoyabutt 2017-10-17
I wonder how long until that one poster who has to point out how much he hates that word zeros in on your comment
UGguUgG STOP TRYING TO BE JIMMY
1 -ILY2- 2017-10-17
he is that poster, he's just filled with so much shame over the original time he said it that he keeps repeating it every so often
"if i keep doing it maybe theyll think i was joking!"
1 Holdontoyabutt 2017-10-17
Oh good, that took all the leg work outta me telling him his enragement at the word enraging borderline enraged me
1 Gottagetgot 2017-10-17
Sir, you're panicking.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-10-17
baaaaaaayby boy
scuuuumbags
I don't know man. That's a tough one...
We get it James. But shucking n' jiving still won't clue you in on what to do with your hands...
1 yakovsdinnertrays 2017-10-17
Was waiting for the vos roll
1 Slothjew 2017-10-17
He says he doesn’t “check the numbers” or look at this sub, but yet he responds to random assholes DM? Bull suga
1 UnfunnyFaggott 2017-10-17
To be fair to Jim, you do come across as a pompous faggot. I would have reacted similarly.
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
Really living up to your name there buddy
1 Anthonysnewcohost 2017-10-17
You lost ground on the original point you made and focused on the length of the message. Nice try with the hate tho
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
Fawkin buried me!
1 Anthonysnewcohost 2017-10-17
Soz mate. I actually think you're funny but you came off like a douche here
1 hSUitMSi 2017-10-17
yeugh
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
You spelt "you're really cool" wrong
1 TacoTrots 2017-10-17
Stop that.
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
hahaha
1 HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-10-17
I think the real question here is how does u/porsalin have such an authentic Italian accent if he's British?
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
My mom fucked a bowl of meatballs
1 pjwils 2017-10-17
I mean, you did misuse the word. "Hack" is a noun, when you should have used the adjective "hacky" or "hackneyed".
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
You're right but I could pull up clips of every cellar crowd comic using hack as an adjective.
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
Here's everybody's favourite Colin on the hugely popular 100% Italian using the term hack as an adjective
Disclaimer - the audio may have been edited
1 ImTakingADumpAsIType 2017-10-17
You sure showed him, dude.
1 alrightfornow 2017-10-17
Jesus you're one sour dude. Why shit on a show you don't like? Just don't listen to it and move on.
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
I tweeted once that the show's bad, which it is. He DM'd me (for some reason) and I held my ground. Hardly sour.
1 aPersonStranded 2017-10-17
you still don't get this sub
1 ElectricHellKnight 2017-10-17
I don't think you quite understand this sub.
1 momomike 2017-10-17
i'm not trying to motherfuck jim or anything, but he's a pompous queer.
1 boring_oneliner 2017-10-17
/u/porsalin killing it for us today
1 LeftyHyzer 2017-10-17
yeah u told him.
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
Right?
1 ApeNia 2017-10-17
Fag.
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
Thanks brotherman
1 UpperclassmanKuno 2017-10-17
You're from the U.K.?
......faggot!
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
It is my curse.
1 FatMosque 2017-10-17
a few more 100% Italian episodes and you'll have done your penance
1 --DC-- 2017-10-17
When he runs his teeth whistle and become dry.
1 Holdontoyabutt 2017-10-17
TtHhAaTtTS nnNnOoOottTt fFfFuUuUnNnnY
1 chickenfan1 2017-10-17
HEEEEEEEEEEY you're joe matarese
1 UnitedStates_America 2017-10-17
Fuck any Irish women?
1 Jarvismcjigglesteins 2017-10-17
Salty language for the official account of the United States of America.
1 UnitedStates_America 2017-10-17
Fuck Mexico and all its rapists
1 decmcg 2017-10-17
English people only have sex with there own kind, once they've been to mosque and praised allah of course.
1 UnitedStates_America 2017-10-17
In sha allah
1 all_copacetic 2017-10-17
I fucked an irish woman once! I'm not bragging I've only fucked maybe six women. I met her on a night out and she was being really nice to me. My first thought was, 'she's Irish, so it's a scam. She's going to take you home and have her boyfriend beat you up and then rob you.' Which, in hindsight, was quite a racist thought. But I'm english and she's one of the only irish people ive ever met. dunno if that answers your question.
1 UnitedStates_America 2017-10-17
Did you get robbed?
1 all_copacetic 2017-10-17
No, she fucked me. I can't for the life of me remember her name, or even what she looked like. I remember thinking at the time that she'd look like Mila Kunis if Mila Kunis was a 6. She was pretty, but quite fat. I never saw her again.
1 UnitedStates_America 2017-10-17
Did she scream oooh jaysus oooohhh jaysus feck me the whole time?
1 all_copacetic 2017-10-17
She told me she wanted me to come in her. For which, I will never understand her motivation. Maybe she was on the pill. Maybe she was crazy and wanted to get pregnant. But I was too drunk to come. I remember walking back to her house she was babbling about some humanitarian work she'd done in South America or Africa, and how rewarding it was. And me just agreeing with her whilst not really giving a shit. I'm running out of details that I remember. But it was a good day.
1 war-admiral 2017-10-17
Not sure why he's ignoring you, seemed like a legitimate question.
1 UnitedStates_America 2017-10-17
Probably brushing his teeth
1 Mjr2031 2017-10-17
"English"- Arabic
1 cbanks420lol 2017-10-17
That's what you get for getting "hey it's me joe matarese. how's it going?" stuck in my head.
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-10-17
Why don't you start a youtube channel you scaredy cat
1 AnotherPattonacct 2017-10-17
Jim and Sam are both so horrible and unlikeable rn I would honestly rather listen to a Dave Smith Libertarian rant. When their paid posters stop posting the shittiness of them will be exposed.
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
I like Jim but the show's bad. So I tweeted it nonchalantly, as any faggy British guy would. Why he feels the need to DM anybody with a mean tweet is beyond me.
1 CUNTYMOM 2017-10-17
which is why i dont get why everyone had jim's side in that thing. of course i like jim better and he is funnier but lost a lot of respect from him after that, he was being such a baby because he couldnt handle the fact that some young comic and his hot gf that he wants to fuck are making fun of him at home listening to his dumb character.
and the fact that he kept acting like its impossible to be nice to someones face but actually not like them, especially someone you work with.
1 thrillated 2017-10-17
Libertass
1 TittyMtnhighway 2017-10-17
This only makes you look bad, not Jim.
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
I disagree but lets remain friends
1 TittyMtnhighway 2017-10-17
The internet is now a bunch of amateur lawyers trying to outwit strangers for no gain. You're not clever.
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
Is it?
1 TittyMtnhighway 2017-10-17
Oh man, look at Hannibal Lecter himself over here. This guy is UNflappable. No wonder Jim Norton was so intimidated by your unbeatable debate skills.
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
Why don't we bury the hatchet and double team your father?
1 TittyMtnhighway 2017-10-17
You think he's gonna zig, but then he zags. Jim Who? Give this guy a podcast.
1 RonSage 2017-10-17
Porsalin already has a critically acclaimed podcast with high profile comedians.
What do you do for a living, character?
1 TittyMtnhighway 2017-10-17
I never heard of him.
I'm a construction temp. I build things. Do you know how important that is?
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2017-10-17
Now kiss
1 Slothjew 2017-10-17
Because they wrote in complete sentences that makes them an amateur lawyer?
1 TittyMtnhighway 2017-10-17
"Sweetie is hack" "You used 'hack' wrong" "Well..technically..."
1 Tom_Stall 2017-10-17
Oh come on, they both look bad.
But really Jim looks worse.
1 Senators86 2017-10-17
Wow I hate to say it but I think you actually got the better of Jim in that exchange. Congrats
1 joomommyhappy 2017-10-17
This was nice, but it's no 100% Italian.
GET TO WORK!!!
1 Senators86 2017-10-17
Wow, you actually dominated that exchange. He must be fuming.
1 fingerofgawd 2017-10-17
It's OK, he'll work it off by edging for 8 hours.
1 Renewed_RS 2017-10-17
I mean how hard can it be to dominate a discussion, one that you are so obsessed with that you have to share it on reddit?
OP just comes off as a pretentious troll trying to piss Jim off and get the last word in.
1 dmix 2017-10-17
People don't really think Jim looks bad here do they? Only one side seemed invested in this conversation and it wasn't Jimmy.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-10-17
You do realize where you are, right?
1 SirWallaceII 2017-10-17
I must have tweeted Jimmy 50 times over the years with positive shit and he has never even liked one of them let alone chat with me in DM. LOL I gave up on twitter 6 months ago and never looked back!
Niceness gets ya no where, I tells ya.
1 Chuck_Chasem 2017-10-17
It's the one negative comment that gets you.
-t big youtube content creator.
1 Ant_Sucks 2017-10-17
"Your account has been demonetized".
How about that one?
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-10-17
Certain accounts get paid directly from Twitter?
1 pcro69 2017-10-17
I'm on Jim's side. You're a douche.
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
The fact your picking sides is pretty faggy
1 pcro69 2017-10-17
Lol says the internet tough guy who is so proud of his DM critique to a radio host he simply must show it off to get validation from the reddit circle jerk. And it’s “you’re” you retard.
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
Thanks for the correction buddy :)
1 pcro69 2017-10-17
No problem
1 JimPage83 2017-10-17
You did not come away from this looking how you think you did.
2 porsalin 2017-10-17
As long as Jim came away looking how I think he did, I'm a happy bunny.
1 JimPage83 2017-10-17
He didn’t. He came off reasonable and idly toying with an annoying fan. You came across as an asshole.
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
So much so he randomly DM's a fan for shitting on that abortion of a show. Nice try with the hate tho.
1 TittyMtnhighway 2017-10-17
Not exactly random. He didn't pick your name out of a hat. You tweeted Jim, I assume you wanted him to read it. He saw your tweet and responded. Woah what a lunatic
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
Of all the hundreds of tweets he gets, isn't it odd he only picks the meanies to respond to?
1 OpiesBreasts 2017-10-17
You really think Jimmys response was reasonable? He came across as a twat.
1 WhippingHuskies 2017-10-17
Jim is a 50 year old millionaire who's in a "relationship" with 20 year old mentally ill man, who's a prostitute that lives thousands of miles away from him, in NYC, the bachelor paradise of the world. I wouldn't take any pontificating from Jimmy seriously.
1 Chuck_Chasem 2017-10-17
Imagine how much happier he would be if he came out as full-blown gay.
Trannies are mentally unstable men who cannot be in a stable adult relationship, and are likely to kill themselves before they hit 40.
1 WhippingHuskies 2017-10-17
Yea he should just drop the charade and be himself. There's no shortage of traps in NYC who would happily settle for a sugar baby relationship with a successful D-list celebrity. Jimmy is so damaged he can't even do that right. He talks about his "relationship" like a hetero college freshman who fell in love with his first girlfriend on campus that he lost his virginity to. He's so obviously a John to a highly desired Tranny pornstar/hooker that it pains me to watch as long time fan. A buddy of mine who's in the top 1% of bachelors when it comes to looks, success, stability, personality, etc, hired this MILF porn star one night to bang her out. They actually hit it off, and she'd give him a call whenever she was in town to meet up for lunch/hook up. She would describe dudes like Jimmy, who financed her extreme debauchery and very expensive lifestyle with pure scorn and disgust. What a bizarre way to live.
1 gethigh_watchHBO 2017-10-17
Who was the pornstar?
1 WhippingHuskies 2017-10-17
Sorry fella, I don't wanna blow up their spot, I actually met her and she's a very cool person. She's a Latina though, stunning face and amazing body if your into thick/light bbw types, although she has implants. But still, her implants looks amazing on her. Much like Sophie Dee, chicks who are slightly chubby and big boned look amazing with implants on account that their fat engulfs the implants and look a lot more natural than thin women who have them bolted on.
1 disawayisthrows 2017-10-17
Here's a shot out of a cannon, Kiara Mia. A friend of mine has a similar story, she's batshit crazy, in some weird lesbian relationship but fucks dudes on the side...in addition to escorting. Some of the stories involving her are just bizarre.
1 WhippingHuskies 2017-10-17
Insert winking face emoji
1 disawayisthrows 2017-10-17
Cue Antwan Kumiya 'Oh Shit' gif.
Yeah dude, some of the stories I've heard are so fucking weird. But they're mainly around her though, not necessarily her clientele.
Care to share any of the loser cuckold stories? I've only heard crazy shit about her stomach of all things, her as a person, and her ex and lesbian lover.
1 WhippingHuskies 2017-10-17
Sorry man, I don't wanna be a danny downer here, but I'd feel like I'd be betraying a beloved friend of mine and his confidence. But what you stated in the aforementioned is in the ball park. Slightly cuckoo bird, but a pretty cool chick, very wild. Don't have any cuck stories short of what you'd imagine someone like her laughing at whilst making pillow talk after getting banged out by some dude who any woman would be proud of bringing home. Awesome shot in the dark by you btw, my heart skipped a beat for a second.
1 hard_to_explain 2017-10-17
You're a cuckold and I think everyone in this subreddit should take turns beating you with socks filled with bars of soap.
1 WhippingHuskies 2017-10-17
"Do, it man, do it.''
Whipping Huskies sobs all nights.
1 WhippingHuskies 2017-10-17
If you don't mind me asking, did your friend meet her under similar circumstances as well?
1 disawayisthrows 2017-10-17
Nah, he met her at some party that his friend's girl was throwing. She showed up with her girlfriend, and proceeded to get FUCKING trashed. My buddy hooked up with her later, really weird shit. I don't think he talks to her now. Meh, I'd fuck her if she's still escorting. Although from what I understand stretch marks fucked her up pretty badly.
And nah, I didn't mean actual cuck stories lol. I'm not Jimmy Norton, I'm just wondering how far down the rabbit hole some guys really are with her. For the life of me, I can't understand investing anything in her after hearing some of the shit I've heard haha.
And sorry bro, guaranteed we're not in the same social circles or anything. I didn't mean to freak you out or anything.
1 WhippingHuskies 2017-10-17
LMFAO, it's all good dude. Didn't freak me out at all, I was just wondering how your buddy got involved with her. Yea, my buddy mentioned the OCD/mass insecurity over the belly button area, how she'd always wear her underwear/refuse to be fully nude over the stretch marks. I've witnessed the partying, the one time I met her, when they went out to a lounge when she was in town. Such a crazy lifestyle. This was a few years ago, and my buddy is now engaged, so obviously they aren't talking anymore, but he's an otherwise quiet/conservative dude, so never really got into the more sordid details of his tryst with her. Plus he's the type of dude who bangs knockouts all the time, so for him, this was just another crazy girl, consequently he didn't think much of the fling and rarely mentioned her. He would tell me though, her phone was constantly blowing up with "offers" made by wealthy dudes, many repeat clients who'd absolutely lavish her with insane gifts. Something crazy about the ego's of rich, narcissistic men trying to "tame" women like her.
1 disawayisthrows 2017-10-17
Let me ask you, what were his hourly rates for her?
1 WhippingHuskies 2017-10-17
Don't know/remember- I never asked but I would assume from $500-$1000
1 disawayisthrows 2017-10-17
That low? Gaddaaamnnnn.
Prolly sucking a lotta peckahs to make rent.
1 WhippingHuskies 2017-10-17
Yea, it has to be a sad, lonely life. The immense self-loathing is what started them down that path to begin with.
1 Sicboy69 2017-10-17
I'm a fan of Kiara Mia's work, what kinda bizarre things is she up to besides porn & escorting? It sounds like you got some good stories about homegirl.
1 majestik6 2017-10-17
During the 90s, my girlfriend was a stripper. One of her broke-ass stripper friends had nowhere to live, so she moved in with us.
That's how three years of epic debauchery began for me.
Every day when the girls would get home from work, they'd tell me about their customers. Nearly every story was the same: they'd tell the customer that he was really cool and interesting, and she was so glad he came in because all the other customers were completely lame.
In other words, your friend who's in the top 1% of bachelors is paying for that whore's time, just like a hundred other guys that she sees.
South Park, of all places, did a great job lampooning this schtick in the episode named "Raisins."
http://southpark.wikia.com/wiki/Raisins/Script
"Boy, am I glad you guys came in. Everyone here is such a loser, but you guys seem really cool."
1 satanssockpuppet 2017-10-17
"Hey, I think that stripper really likes me"...the battle cry of the easy mark.
1 majestik6 2017-10-17
In defense of @whippinghuskies friend, whores really DO like some customers better than others. But they're not running a charity, you gotta pay to play.
A few years ago Jim Norton told a story of a whore that turned him down. And this happens all the time! Even if you're willing to pay, some whores will pass on you.
1 WhippingHuskies 2017-10-17
Oh no, I understand your point exactly, but this wasn't the case here, besides their first meeting. He'd pickup the tab for dinner, or grab some blow and pay for a few drinks on occasion, but that's no different than 99% of any relationship/dating. This friend of mine, like almost all my friends, was a street guy. He understood a hustle and the game when he'd see one. Pimps, drug dealers, gangsters, Mafiosi, hustlers, strippers, excons, etc., that's the environment we grew up in, he knew exactly what kind of gal she was, which is why he paid a pretty penny for her time in the first place. I don't think he spent over $100 on her any other time they hung out, which isn't much more than your average poor sap will throw down on his first date with an e-harmony girl, when you factor in his wealth with what kind of girl she is, that'd be like walking into a used car lot and picking up a used 2015 Ferrari Italia with 40K miles, no accidents, pristine cond. for $50,000. It's a still either way. And how the fuck could you possibly live with 2 strippers, one being a couch surfer on top if it, for two years? What a nightmare that musta been.
1 theRealOpieraqio 2017-10-17
Yes, because gays are known for being in stable longterm relationships.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-10-17
So, Jim?...
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-10-17
you came off as a bit of a douche
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
YOU DID
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-10-17
yeah you're right. i'm just jealous. :(
1 TheMasterOfThUnivers 2017-10-17
You buried that cock sucka!
1 RamonFrunkis 2017-10-17
See, because Jim literally sucks men's cocks. They just happen to have bags of salt water surgically inserted between their skin and chest muscle.
1 TheMasterOfThUnivers 2017-10-17
Jim must leave a horrid, musty old man breath smell on anyone he fellates.
1 MattressBoy 2017-10-17
It's weird that Jim cares so much about negative feedback regarding a show that is very low on his list of priorities. His radio career has now taken a back seat to his stand-up, movie/TV roles, and the podacast. He might as well admit that he's phoning it in for the stable Sirius paycheck that pays his mortgage or make some changes that allows the show to be decent without much effort from him.
1 CspiceLeReddit 2017-10-17
jim argues like a teenager on a message board in the early 2000s
1 Psych555 2017-10-17
Essentially how people argued before the internet made every angle cliche.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-10-17
Almost like a high school dro.... Oh, wait.
1 SherrodSmallsLips 2017-10-17
Sam and the worm isn't just a horrible show, they have become horrible people that are impossible to take seriously.
1 VeganVoracity 2017-10-17
I laughed more at the 100% Italian videos than just about anything Jim has done in a while. Has the civilian become the comedian?
1 Chuck_Chasem 2017-10-17
Autism.
1 Dinosaur-forest 2017-10-17
That's the only logical conclusion that can be drawn from his statement. I don't get it either.
1 Humble_is_great 2017-10-17
Missed opportunity to plug 100% Italian to him
1 xactraiserx 2017-10-17
He burnt you, and you got butthurt, you can tell by the walls of text you are sending him
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
Butthurt? Are you a proud boy per chance?
1 andrewjacksonjihadz 2017-10-17
this was a healthy thing to do
1 Dinosaur-forest 2017-10-17
Who knew that the man who once unfollowed all of his friends on Twitter would be so sensitive?
1 steezycheesefries 2017-10-17
Hack .. dude your a hack and fucking homo who hates his own life so the only way he can feel better is trying to knock some one with higher stature to his level Dude . Jims the quickest motherfucker on the planet with words What are Wait yes the random guy sitting next to me agrees . Your a Reddit hack . And you know that's only to notches below a serial rapist . So I hope you enjoy your spot on the hierarchy
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
you're*
1 RonSage 2017-10-17
And what do you do for a living, character?
1 jewniggercuck 2017-10-17
You're just treading water in here trying to defend Norton's faggot honor... what are you his faggot boyfriend? HAHA! You fucking loser ass queer. You got Jim's shit on your lip.
1 steezycheesefries 2017-10-17
That was neither funny nor did that offend me .Hahah Loser ass queer ....you shit talk like a middleschooler with asbergers .
1 danTHEdick 2017-10-17
Hey sad lonely, Jim.
1 i_dont_give_a_care 2017-10-17
Ugh what a faggot loser.
1 KennethFresno 2017-10-17
According to Jimmy no one uses the word correctly. Wonder what that means when only one guy seems to know how to use a word right.
1 katyperryfarted 2017-10-17
The sweetie thing is totally hack and Jim isn't good at leading a radio show. He used all terms correctly you AIDS riddled progerian.
1 Dinosaur-forest 2017-10-17
Speaking of hacky things from the 80s, Andrew Dice Clay thinks "asshole face" is the ultimate insult. I like Dice but never understood why he thinks "asshole face" is so devastating. Comics are weird.
1 comic631 2017-10-17
Asshole face is kinda funny tho
1 Dinosaur-forest 2017-10-17
It's not a bad insult but it amuses me that Dice thinks it's such a killer. He even broke down the insult on the Howard Stern Show once to explain its greatness but it still didn't really make sense. It's much better than "sweetie" though.
1 puppy_action_team 2017-10-17
Hehe, you're just some civilian. I've done 2 open mics, so I don't really expect you to communicate on the level of Jim Norton. Nice effort for trying though ;)
1 chippersonlyle 2017-10-17
You misused a term in his opinion... he really got you good... yuck. Jim's a douchebag.
1 FORKinmyDICK 2017-10-17
Get a fucking life who cares
1 jewniggercuck 2017-10-17
You can tell it really bothered Jim. Great work.
I mean, his entire act is a bad ripoff of Otto & George right down to his 'characters' and his stupid comebacks and mostly his cadence. It's really sad. I suppose guys who aren't talented just ride a coattail as long as it will go. Looks like Norton's is coming to an end. Next stop, hot bath and a razor.
1 steezycheesefries 2017-10-17
Yah because jewniggercuck "isn't" hacky . cough couch hack Somewones a wittle silly bitch
1 jewniggercuck 2017-10-17
Coming from a dopey babytalk nigger named steezycheesefries
Right.
1 steezycheesefries 2017-10-17
Cough cough hack Sorry all this hack in the air has me hacking up a lung
1 Yaseetheo 2017-10-17
Where's my weekly fix of 100% Italian??
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
tonight!
1 VandalGay 2017-10-17
Sweetie? WTF... Is Norton some kind of a fruit?
1 steezycheesefries 2017-10-17
You're a Reddit hack . Yah I know dude that's what I just said
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
I feel we're very close to being good friends
1 ticklemyballsack 2017-10-17
You come across as more of a dick than him tbf.
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
leave it alone
1 steezycheesefries 2017-10-17
Nah I can't stand people that correct peoples grammar ....
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
*grummer
1 steezycheesefries 2017-10-17
You misspelled I'm a cunt
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
Yeah? YOU DID.
1 9NepaliRed6 2017-10-17
Why is Jim doing a Metzger and replying to DMs like a complete lunatic?
1 Lokque 2017-10-17
Heey it's mee, Porsalin. So I was talkin' to this freakin' Norwegian cum dribbler right, and he was bein' all passive aggressive wit me so I caalled em' a hack even though I do like one impression of a fictional guy er sumthin'
1 SlamballReunionTour 2017-10-17
ahahaha. tuned up ni[b][b]a
1 justneedtologin 2017-10-17
Well, you did insult his job. What did you expect? Is he being petty here or something? Then you goaded him into an argument over the word 'sweetie'. This does not make you look clever or cool. You look like you're happy that Jim payed you some attention and just had to show everyone.
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
Yeah pretty much
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2017-10-17
payed
1 CompletelyIncorrect0 2017-10-17
England is a fag country!
1 thebedshow 2017-10-17
I was with you until your last message where you started off with "Jim." What do you think you guys are old pals and you need to straighten him out? KYS
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
I knew that would enrage him.
1 holodog 2017-10-17
Then the worm has definitely turned for you, man.
1 Orphanpuncher0 2017-10-17
LEAVE IT ALONE
1 Sicboy69 2017-10-17
I hate how comics think that hack is their word. My father & my uncle are all construction workers & they used that term to describe shitty tradesmen since I was a kid & none of them are aware that comics also use the term.
1 aPersonStranded 2017-10-17
I don't think you understand words
1 3stepsbackward 2017-10-17
You should have just asked him about Princess Alena.
1 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2017-10-17
I hate the whole "if you don't like it don't listen... Or don't have an opinion" argument.
1 Rock-Coat 2017-10-17
Let me tell you about the Craft of modern comedy...
1 kevin_k 2017-10-17
It's "its"
1 randomaltname 2017-10-17
If this is real, it only confirms Jim is as pathetic as Opie. What a stupendous waste of time for him.
1 TonyZero 2017-10-17
Jim is great when he is not the host.
1 TobyTheRobot 2017-10-17
All I see is an wrong-its-using zilch.
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
Fucked by an apostrophe. Jim wins by default!
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
Fucked by an apostrophe. Jim wins by default!
1 THEPOOPSOFVICTORY 2017-10-17
You both sound like ultra fags.
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
Well I'm British and he fucks men so I guess you're right.
1 beavvv 2017-10-17
Surprised he didn't bring up the commonality of language.
1 Spokker 2017-10-17
Absolutely sweetie
1 malvin77 2017-10-17
Jimmy’s right winky in is bobbly-wobbly!
1 aPersonStranded 2017-10-17
the word you're looking for is 'hacky'
1 uralldiseased 2017-10-17
holy shit they actually respond? how have i never made a twitter?
1 myoes 2017-10-17
do it.
1 chickenfan1 2017-10-17
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey its joe matarese
1 naziniggerfaggot 2017-10-17
you're right, but you're also a fag. don't overthink it, sweetie. he uses the word because he's a queen, not a rogan.
1 JoeCumiaSr 2017-10-17
I want to side with op but he's Euro-scum.
1 JoeCumiaSr 2017-10-17
The 51 year old 5'3 noodle arm closeted gay man calling people sweetie is cute.
1 jofreal 2017-10-17
The joke really is on you if you listen to J&S expecting any kind of magic to occur. We're way beyond the point where there's meaning in mustering indignation about its inferior quality. Agonizing over it dignifies it to a level that it's wholly undeserving of. The best course of action is to simply pay no mind. The show is a hopeless lost cause that shouldn't be listened to unless it's an extended snippet of Jim trashing Opie or Dave Smith. I guess things also perk up a bit if Uncle Anthony pays a visit, but you need a high tolerance for his maniacal, over-the-top fake laughter and references to things that are outdated and/or overstated in the history of their careers.
1 haveadick 2017-10-17
Robert De Niro isn't going to like this one bit.
1 UnitedStates_America 2017-10-17
goteeeeeem
1 RahnBayngtin 2017-10-17
Well, tbh Jim has been saying things like sweetie for over a decade and ppl jack it from him, so thats not hack. Its the opposite. And hack is a widely missused term that you missused here. And Jim is being cool enough to actually talk to you so yes, you are the one being a faggot here.
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
I disagree with just about everything you said here, other than me being a faggot of course
1 FutureWolf-II 2017-10-17
You tried to insult him for responding to your tweet and then responded to over 20 comments in this post. You don't see the irony there?
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
We get it. You all like Jim and Sam. I apologise, awlright?
1 FutureWolf-II 2017-10-17
Calm down sweetie, just trying to keep your excitement in check.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-10-17
He's right though. You used the word "hack" wrong.
Hack doesn't mean "unfunny" or "unskilled", it describes a comedian, writer or any creative person who is formulaic and safe in their work. Someone who just regurgitates a crowd pleasing formula instead of doing something original and real.
Then you did overthink it by bringing up the whole "civilian" issue, which really only describes sentiments expressed by Dan Soder and Kurt Metzger, and you simply projected it on to Jim Norton.
When you're the fag in a situation you just have to face up to it.
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
I disagree. You have no basis in which to either verify or negate my use of the word. I believe 'hacky' in a comedic sense extends to unoriginal, cliched, recycled and derivative material and is not only limited to your limited definition. I have heard the word used in hundreds of hours of O&A so have a fairly good grasp of where it applies. It is my opinion that using 'sweetie' as a patronising crutch response is a prime example of hacky and is something done ad nauseam by anybody losing track of their argument.
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
I disagree. You have no basis in which to either verify or negate my use of the word. I believe 'hacky' in a comedic sense extends to unoriginal, cliched, recycled and derivative material and is not only limited to your limited definition. I have heard the word used in hundreds of hours of O&A so have a fairly good grasp of where it applies. It is my opinion that using 'sweetie' as a patronising crutch response is a prime example of hacky and is something done ad nauseam by anybody losing track of their argument.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-10-17
But how could something be hack if it's in a private conversation? "Hack" applies to someone's creative output in their work.
People have idiosyncratic ways of addressing people. Would you call a black guy a hack for saying "bitch nigga" just because lots of people say it and he may have said it several times before in his life?
You lost the exchange with Jim in every way. He's right that you should unfollow him if you don't like his tweets.
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
You're a very boring person.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-10-17
There's always a douche in every conflict. You were the douche in this one, I just tried to help you grow
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
Why don't you help me grow my peckah
1 762x39mm 2017-10-17
Yeah because Brits know 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1 porsalin 2017-10-17
thats racist
1 762x39mm 2017-10-17
Sorry no time to reply to this post, too busy watching British "comedy" and laughing my balls off - yuck.
1 10x15 2017-10-17
Leave jim the fuck alone.
1 wicked_crayfish 2017-10-17
Allo gov na! chip chip (what's that?) and bumming peckahs N shiznit.
1 PoopCockExpresse 2017-10-17
Don't be a little fag and run to us for approval.
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
"run to us"
Only 100% faggots try talking on behalf of everybody
1 PoopCockExpresse 2017-10-17
Dude, honestly the videos are kind of funny, but you come off as a try hard in text. Maybe stick to your strengths.
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
Why are you guys so mean?
1 PoopCockExpresse 2017-10-17
We don't like your country of origin.
I mean I enjoy being there, partying there, the TV etc. I just don't like the idea of it I guess.
I.forgot why I was mad.
1 David_Tosk 2017-10-17
Jimmy is a born loser and he knows it
1 seasoningtheobese 2017-10-17
Fat Jim would have agreed with you that he's a hack.
1 hard_to_explain 2017-10-17
Don't have to listen to it sweetie
1 PMmeyourbetakeys 2017-10-17
100% italian is funnier than the chip podacast, you need to know your place Jim.
1 NJPoster 2017-10-17
I watched the clip of Jim on Joe Rogan. Opie was right for asking him "why are you here"? He didn't like Opie, but stayed there instead of going with Anthony.
1 heaving_scrotum 2017-10-17
This thread hitting 200 comments means you'll be doing this again, I presume?
1 Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2017-10-17
It cool porslain...that nigga look like a bird
1 xJonjey 2017-10-17
What's so sad is how everyone on this subreddit thinks that because they've listened to O&A for a while they now think they're on par with someone who has legitimately managed to become famous because of their wit.
Just because you talk like Jim talks doesn't mean you're his equal, and I don't even think Jim is that funny of a comic but the fact that so many of the people on this subreddit clearly just copy the phrasing and vernacular of the comics from O&A while pretending that they are somehow comedic geniuses... It's just sad.
1 SpaceVC 2017-10-17
.... ugh. Please stop trying. Die.
1 Syphillisdiller1 2017-10-17
At some point people decided that "complaining like a faggot" is the same thing as "calling him out, maaaaahhhnnnn."
1 iSOBigD 2017-10-17
Tss, yeah maybe you could use some salt with your fish n chips or something sock cuckah!
1 rottenseed 2017-10-17
You come out looking like more of a boob than he
1 opestersmammarydrip 2017-10-17
Hey now stranger, were supposed to be brothers on arms. Jim shall not divide us!!
1 satanssockpuppet 2017-10-17
Poor, poor Jimmy. He's hanging around with that boring wrestling nerd too much, throwing around "insider" comedy lingo and "protecting the business" from "outsiders" now, just like how wrestling fags do.
1 anodyne01 2017-10-17
Why are you being mean to yimmy?
1 malvin77 2017-10-17
Jimmy’s right winky in is bobbly-wobbly!
1 anonimescu 2017-10-17
Sweetieposting isn't hack on Jim's part bc hje was doing it well before it became maymay bc of that trump chick on twitter . If you listenend to O&A's old show he was doing it at least 10 years before that.
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
Yeah you're probably right. I woke up today not really caring about this post anymore.
1 opieisacuckold 2017-10-17
I hate how you just echoed the popular sentiment of this sub in a private convo then showed it here for positive affirmation. Stop looking for a pat on the back, faggot.
1 garyfromflorida 2017-10-17
Faggot
1 DinkPinch 2017-10-17
Jimmy’s response to OP’s using of the word ‘hack’ was spot on.
I loved when he said “Boo.” to punctuate one of his thoughts as well, but I was a bit disappointed that I didn’t see more use of “WE GET IT” or “eeeeeyechh”.
3/5 star troll effort though due to Jimmy actually replying to him earns a passing grade in my book.
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
I tweeted once that the show's bad, which it is. He DM'd me (for some reason) and I held my ground. Hardly sour.
1 ElectricHellKnight 2017-10-17
I don't think you quite understand this sub.
2 porsalin 2017-10-17
As long as Jim came away looking how I think he did, I'm a happy bunny.
1 JimPage83 2017-10-17
He didn’t. He came off reasonable and idly toying with an annoying fan. You came across as an asshole.
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
Butthurt? Are you a proud boy per chance?
1 rahtin 2017-10-17
Fucking Abysmal.
1 comic631 2017-10-17
Asshole face is kinda funny tho
1 -ILY2- 2017-10-17
he is that poster, he's just filled with so much shame over the original time he said it that he keeps repeating it every so often
"if i keep doing it maybe theyll think i was joking!"
1 porsalin 2017-10-17
Why are you guys so mean?
1 malvin77 2017-10-17
Jimmy’s right winky in is bobbly-wobbly!