Eyy der Jerky, my name's Fart-Poop McShittypants.
I'm entitled to money back from your establishment on a count of your employees kickin' my dog! bowwww hum diddy hum diddy bum bum bowww, hum diddy hum diddy shubbadubbahubbawubba
Todd wishes. I just turned it on for a few minutes this morning. Now he steers the ship for Jayde and some other hole. They've taken all of his bits away from him. No more songs and phone scams. He was just randomly going in and out of the Frank Rizzo voice as they talked about Ramen noodles for 5 minutes. Money aside, Opie probably has it better. Todd must be miserable they're pretty much just keeping him around to use his name on advertising because nobody knows who Jayde is in New York still.
He can't turn down the money. There's nowhere for him to go. He's been seen as a complete failure since Scott Shannon got forced out, so nobody else in New York wants him. It's this or see if any station in Chicago or LA would want him, and they probably don't. Plus he's older so he probably doesn't want to move since he's lived in New York 25 years.
Scott won the war like a motherfucker. Todd made his power play and the show was done in like a year and a half. Scott does very well in the ratings and gets to do the exact show he wants. He's loving life knowing how bad that blew up in Todd's face.
Not only that, but after being forced out everyone learned that Scott was actually cool and that Todd was the talentless hack in that studio. Scott was able to rebuild a show that wasn't burdened by Todd's worthless lack of talent, and Todd is now worried about being forced out like how he forced Scott off of his own show.
How LITTLE talent does the "OPE"-ster have? TODD's current PARTNER killed someone and STILL managed to get a JOB in a TOP market!!!! OPIE can't FIND any JOB at all!!!!
55 comments
1 Yaseetheo 2017-10-17
cue phone scam song
1 PhilipMarma 2017-10-17
"We're two guys who absolutely fucking suck!"
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-10-17
"We're two guys who turn radio gold, into radio shit"
1 Billyassman 2017-10-17
Monkey cum
1 EskimoEscrow 2017-10-17
Eyy der Jerky, my name's Fart-Poop McShittypants.
I'm entitled to money back from your establishment on a count of your employees kickin' my dog!
bowwww hum diddy hum diddy bum bum bowww, hum diddy hum diddy shubbadubbahubbawubba
1 sjeffiesjeff 2017-10-17
Ayy nayy
1 robocopsboner 2017-10-17
This would be the apex of awfulness. I sincerely hope it happens.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-10-17
Todd wishes. I just turned it on for a few minutes this morning. Now he steers the ship for Jayde and some other hole. They've taken all of his bits away from him. No more songs and phone scams. He was just randomly going in and out of the Frank Rizzo voice as they talked about Ramen noodles for 5 minutes. Money aside, Opie probably has it better. Todd must be miserable they're pretty much just keeping him around to use his name on advertising because nobody knows who Jayde is in New York still.
1 TruehoodX 2017-10-17
It's shocking Todd has not quit.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-10-17
He can't turn down the money. There's nowhere for him to go. He's been seen as a complete failure since Scott Shannon got forced out, so nobody else in New York wants him. It's this or see if any station in Chicago or LA would want him, and they probably don't. Plus he's older so he probably doesn't want to move since he's lived in New York 25 years.
1 robocopsboner 2017-10-17
I hope Todd is searching for food scraps in a bin next winter and sees Scott Shannon getting into a limo as he leaves a Christmas party.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-10-17
Scott won the war like a motherfucker. Todd made his power play and the show was done in like a year and a half. Scott does very well in the ratings and gets to do the exact show he wants. He's loving life knowing how bad that blew up in Todd's face.
1 tranthonycumiashow 2017-10-17
Not only that, but after being forced out everyone learned that Scott was actually cool and that Todd was the talentless hack in that studio. Scott was able to rebuild a show that wasn't burdened by Todd's worthless lack of talent, and Todd is now worried about being forced out like how he forced Scott off of his own show.
1 CommodorePawsey 2017-10-17
I got a weight off muh back!
1 --DC-- 2017-10-17
I hope Opie stomps all over his homeless scraps, then bursts into tears when he sees another camera pointed at him.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-10-17
tradin places fawkin gud
1 CommodorePawsey 2017-10-17
Opie would switch with Todd in a heartbeat. Todd has a job. Even if it's awful, Opie would suck it up a few hours a day for the paycheck.
1 blindkeller 2017-10-17
Todd's new job is to hit all the ZINGER'S!
1 Belchides 2017-10-17
Gregg and Tooo?
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-10-17
How dare you criticise my choice of font
1 Mod_Impersonator 2017-10-17
It's a bad font.
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-10-17
😔.. il be better
1 Mod_Impersonator 2017-10-17
It's okay babe, I still love you.
1 hSUitMSi 2017-10-17
i'm still not that big of a fan. just having an honest & open discussion
1 anonymous_reader 2017-10-17
2 battle tested mics in one studio
1 crookedmile 2017-10-17
Hallowed halls
1 Unc_PaulHarrgis1-5YO 2017-10-17
You can't be serious, xm
1 jjoharanyc1 2017-10-17
That's how 'raqio' got its start.
1 JerkStoreJ 2017-10-17
Todd has more dignity than this
1 crookedmile 2017-10-17
Does he? He's dressed like fucking Steve Harvey.
1 JerkStoreJ 2017-10-17
That's basically the joke, sir. He has very little dignity but still enough to not work with Gregg.
Hope the explanation helped.
1 GullibleGilbert 2017-10-17
What are you trying to say here?
1 JerkStoreJ 2017-10-17
OH YOU
1 Jaeromaru 2017-10-17
"We're two guys who cling hopelessly to our lost youth!"
1 Teds-Hentai-Emporium 2017-10-17
"Parody and Pair-of-T's"
1 CompletelyIncorrect0 2017-10-17
"We're two guys who both hate hearing the word 'tits'."
1 FatMosque 2017-10-17
Todd be fuckin The Opster in the mouth
1 Yaseetheo 2017-10-17
Get ready dillweeds.
1 TobyTheRobot 2017-10-17
I hate that picture of Opie pointing so much. I mean how is that picture supposed to make me feel? Like the Opester means business?
1 TOPICALJOKELOL 2017-10-17
It makes me feel like he's pointing at my crotch, and the next thing he's going to point at is his ready for action mouth.
1 KangolVos 2017-10-17
Cool soul patch.
1 AlchemyWizard 2017-10-17
Opie and Closetted Gay TV Evangelical Preacher in the mornings
1 jtormeyx 2017-10-17
Hate to say, but I would listen.
1 pfg-sciple 2017-10-17
How LITTLE talent does the "OPE"-ster have? TODD's current PARTNER killed someone and STILL managed to get a JOB in a TOP market!!!! OPIE can't FIND any JOB at all!!!!
1 indridcold1 2017-10-17
I gotta knife in my back!!
1 CommodorePawsey 2017-10-17
Owww ummm dubba dubba dubba who-do-now umm dubba dubba dubba chubba wubba wubba dibba dubba.....
1 Chuck_Chasem 2017-10-17
I GOT A MAN IN MY WIFE!
1 Michelanvalo 2017-10-17
You think Todd would give up top billing to Tits? No fucking way.
1 soulstonedomg 2017-10-17
Are they going to be taking phone calls?
1 rahtin 2017-10-17
Todd's just a low rent Anthony, this might actually work
1 Zombied77 2017-10-17
Todd could play two-face. Dude has a totally different expression on each side.
1 FrDoris 2017-10-17
Make way for Teeyaad
1 thatskelp 2017-10-17
Pleeeeeeease
1 Sicboy69 2017-10-17
This Todd character looks like a slightly less sleazy version of that scumbag preacher Joel Osteen.
1 faustok 2017-10-17
What kind of gay-ass font has the 'D's exactly the same as the 'O's??
1 RacistPigeon 2017-10-17
We're two guys with the most punchable faces ever!
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-10-17
"We're two guys who turn radio gold, into radio shit"
1 crookedmile 2017-10-17
Hallowed halls
1 Billyassman 2017-10-17
Monkey cum