All I wanted was a simple cup ‘o joe ...
3 2017-10-17 by Osama_Bin_Log_in
Sitting in a coffee shop in Portland, ME watching all these hipsters with man buns strolling in with their tight pants and ear buds.
All I wanted was a simple cup ‘o joe (non faggotty flavored) to take to the job site.
18 comments
1 HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-10-17
Sorry man. There are a lot of fags out there. Hang tough.
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1 Osama_Bin_Log_in 2017-10-17
I literally saw a guy walking down the Main Street yesterday evening in a white bathrobe, fuzzy slippers, and a backpack. If I were a guy I would have beat his ass right there for being so faggotty. Wtf. God how I hate big cities.
1 lolercakesmcgee 2017-10-17
I have never seen anyone describe Portland, ME as a big city.
1 Osama_Bin_Log_in 2017-10-17
I come from a town of 25k. I can’t wait to get home Friday night. Homeless everywhere here. Stupid food like lamb gyros, sweet sticky rice, and falafel. We eat meat and potatoes where I come from not this weird shit. I’m starving, living on coffee and sunflower seeds.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-10-17
I'm a dumbass hick too, but gyros are fucking great. Check yaself.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-10-17
Get some tajine wit couscous out dat mug, or sarma, or kofte. Latvian whooah.
1 Billyassman 2017-10-17
It's a shithole over run with homeless drug addicts. The inmates run that asylum.
1 Dinosaur-forest 2017-10-17
Unfortunately where I live, the only decent coffee shops are hipster joints full of fags who dress like Robin Williams in Mork & Mindy. I always get my coffee to go.
1 Osama_Bin_Log_in 2017-10-17
Got mine to go but just now walking down the street a homeless guy asks for money for a cup of coffee. Typically I tell them to fuck off and get a job (I’m female) but this time I spoke in French pretending like I couldn’t understand him. And kept walking. A few feet later I hear him say “how did you order that coffee then?” So I turned around and said “touché” lol
1 Dinosaur-forest 2017-10-17
Well, at least you didn't step on his cake. I always have earphones on whenever I'm out so I can pretend I'm listening to music when approached for money.
1 Osama_Bin_Log_in 2017-10-17
I would have but you can’t have situational awareness with them on. I like to hear ppl sneaking up behind me.
1 Bams_seed 2017-10-17
Relevant
1 PeeSoup3030 2017-10-17
Attention is like heroin for women
1 Toss__Pot 2017-10-17
I HATE Joes !
1 Dinosaur-forest 2017-10-17
These hipster fellas need to read A Guy's Guide To Being A Man's Man or Frank Vincent has died in vain.
1 RacistPigeon 2017-10-17
Portland is shit now. I lived there back in the 90's when there was much less faggotry going on. Glad I moved to the sticks.
1 Osama_Bin_Log_in 2017-10-17
One thing is does have over, say San Fran, is that everyone here smokes and drinks — a lot. You aren’t missing much.
1 RacistPigeon 2017-10-17
There's not much else to do in Maine. Smoke. Drink. Run over Stephen King with a minivan. Wait for your life to end.
1 lolercakesmcgee 2017-10-17
I have never seen anyone describe Portland, ME as a big city.