Ironically she had a weak chin and couldn't take the fans' jokes. Plus, one of her kidneys fell out or something.

Actually she was drugged,woke up in a bathtub with one of her kidneys missing.True story

Her official reasoning was that she was just done with the industry (stand up and podcasts). Her semi-official reasoning, through Dave, was that she had beef with Jim and Bobby and didn't like them/like working for them.

She discovered this sub.

his name's Jim

She is an insufferable cunt, that refused to let Jimmy cum on her feet. Gotta give up the goods, if you wanna make it in the Biz.

Chippob chippstein

I'm just Chippin' ya, piece of gabage.

U want to make it in the biz you fawkin let chippa cum on ur feet

Hey babe, it's Chippy D, wuddup wuddup.

Megan Fox? Y not Megan fawks ur sumthin, just chippin ya Babe u wanna be in da trantaformars?

She died from chin cancer

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"I fucking hate you, bitch. I fucking hate you... :( " You're scaring me.

I don’t buy she didn’t like working for Jim. Jim enjoyed Lauren’s contribution on the podcast and he wouldn’t want to jeopardize that relationship. Bobby is just a retard so who cares. She probably left because the 200 bucks a month isn’t worth the chin jokes and being sucked into the cesspool of you people.

"You people"? Do you exclude yourself from this fine sampling of society?

100%

Don't be a faggot nigger.

Something to do with her vagina. I heard from an insider things went downhill with Bob & Jim after they started complaining about Lauren's toxic box waft.

she had a gynocentric smell.

Actually it further came to light that Lauren & comedian Dave Smith had a baby, a miscarriaged baby of 4 weeks gestation that Lauren refused to release from her vagina.

Unknown to Jimmy & Bobby the rotting seaweed on the beach jokes they were making about Lauren's vagina was actually the aroma of her festering rotting baby. Lauren became evermore bitter towards the pair as the days went by and the pussy stink jokes continued.

The 'medical problems' that prevented Lauren hosting towards the end was when Comedian Dave Smith had his GF commited to a psych ward where the putrefied dribble was birthed & for the misguided mental health of Lauren, she was allowed to cradle the goo before it all oozed into her armpit crevice & soaked into the sheets.

Lauren was never the same since

Ah, thought so.

she asked for a raise but bobby wouldnt give in. so now she has to do porn to pay for her chin reduction surgery

Chip kept weinsteining her in the bathroom, so she fled to a safehouse.

Because attractive women don't have to work

So why did she quit?

Because she doesn't need the job. She'll find someone to take care of her.

  Because she doesn't

  need the job She'll find someone

  to take care of her

                                                 ^-sindrone7

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It was because of the chin jokes they subtly talked about it on LOS

Funny lil opening joke, fella!

Actually she was drugged,woke up in a bathtub with one of her kidneys missing.True story