Where we at with the, "Patrice would have..." threads?

8  2017-10-16 by pephix

Where we at with people who were not friends or family with Patrice claiming he would have thought/said something even though they did not know him in real life?

9 comments

1  OsloJimmy 2017-10-16

Patrice would just sigh about this thread

1  David_Tosk 2017-10-16

He would have died of obesity related diseases

1  TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-10-16

Patrice would have approved of us using his identity to prop up our fringe political beliefs.

1  carribbeanjimmy 2017-10-16

Patrice and I used to talk and laugh on the phone together for hours, so fuck you hater!

1  cormacMcCarthysWhore 2017-10-16

any way of disapproving you talked on the phone with a now deceased person? ... no? welp, i guess you and opie really did.

1  majin_babidi 2017-10-16

I've got hundreds of PMs on reddit from Patrice, talking about life in general. Fawkin miss ya, buddy.

1  866-Ron-0-Fez 2017-10-16

Patrice would have found me growing facial hair after he died the highest form of honour.

And not the self serving visual display of egomaniacal bragging rights that it actually was.

1  cormacMcCarthysWhore 2017-10-16

Patrice would have thought I was hilarious

1  Throwaway98709860 2017-10-16

I think it's really cringey and embarrassing but I do it all the time. I've literally fantasized about conversations I could have had with Patrice and how he would have said that I'm cool

1  JesusHDice 2017-10-16

They disrespect his memory. I'm gonna start a fundraiser to stop these threads. Goal is $200,000.