r/opieandanthony: Do 14 year old dude still give a fuck about boobs?

Do 14 year old dude still give a fuck about boobs?

19 2017-10-16 by SirWallaceII

When I was 14 tits where probably the most important thing to me and I gasped in delight every time I saw them in a movie or some magazine.

Tits are literally everywhere now, naked boobs of all shapes and sizes. the allure must be gone right? Still like them and stuff but it's not like OH MY FUCKING GOD THERE ARE TITS (sniff) IN THIS type of thing when you rented a VHS your parents let you and didn't know it would have them in it (Revenge of the Nerds)

I kind of feel bad they will never know that simple pleasure of just seeing a pair of naked boobs and being astonished, how magical it was.

43 comments

1 Soriano33alfonso 2017-10-16

Not unless there is a dick downstairs. Kids are mad gay today.

1 redtheftauto 2017-10-16

When shit gets so saturated you need something interesting to cum. My dick gets harder for girls with abnormalities and quirky ugly qualities than for porn star shit.

1 Anarox 2017-10-16

Not only me then

1 Slette 2017-10-16

Go ahead and start the new topic. Be linking people!

1 GraveJ 2017-10-16

I doubt it: Patrice died some years ago.

1 robocopsboner 2017-10-16

I remember my one hidden skin magazine, where the girls all had landing strips and wore shoes.

Now you can see anal creampies and bukkake on your PlayStation.

I've added nothing to this discussion. Niggers.

1 killtheumpire 2017-10-16

Oddly enough, same.

1 GothamJustice 2017-10-16

Thank you for your service.

1 lemskroob 2017-10-16

Now you can see anal creampies and bukkake on your PlayStation.

i didn't know Playstaton had a camera feature.

1 humanmeat 2017-10-16

So you're a Black Tail magazine guy?

1 3stepsbackward 2017-10-16

Judging by twitter, they're more interested in Trump, the Clintons and Alex Jones conspiracy theories now.

1 throwawawyy2 2017-10-16

So still into a buncha boobs amirite fellas

1 JesusHDice 2017-10-16

I used to rent cheap horror movies just for 2 mins of tits somewhere. Shout out to Embrace of the Vampire.

1 robocopsboner 2017-10-16

I remember whackin it to softcore late night movies, edging so you get to nut when there was nipple, and debating if it was worth setting up a tape to record it on, or if you'd missed all the quality tit scenes.

1 SteakSauce66 2017-10-16

My fat, faggot of a father used to (and probably still does -- I don't know, fuck Jim) DVR like a weeks worth of Cinemax and TMC late night shit. And I'd have to rewind back to the exact moment he jizzed after I was done or I'd get the shit beat out of me.

1 robocopsboner 2017-10-16

That's hilarious and surely traumatic on some level

1 DerpalSherpa 2017-10-16

USA Up All Night with Gilbert and that big titty chick from B movies. I can probably blame her for my worn out prostate.

1 knitro 2017-10-16

USA had a mean line up with Pacific Blue and Silk Stalkings

1 RealTonySchiavone 2017-10-16

These days I watch Revenge of the Nerds and jerk off to the rape-by-deception scene.

1 Basehead_Vos 2017-10-16

Skolnik raped the shit out of that bitch.

1 redtheftauto 2017-10-16

I've never lived in a time without internet porn but I was always scared I'd get caught looking it up. When I was around 11 or 12 assassins creed 2 had come out and I would knock down the women npcs to look at their poorly rendered renaissance panties. I'd repeatedly rub my dick until it pulsed but no fluid came out. Good times.

1 throwawawyy2 2017-10-16

I viciously masturbated to my sim woo hooing

1 SteakSauce66 2017-10-16

14 year old dudes like a nice tush these days.

1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-10-16

In this era of access to the most depraved porn, I have tried to stick to simple videos of girls with boobs. If you only pull your peckah when you're actually horny and not just bored, you'll find it a lot easier to watch normal porn.

1 i_saw_nothing 2017-10-16

That's from the New Jim Norton school of porn.

How are you in the presence of a Mike's Hard Lemonade?

1 CowsAreCurious 2017-10-16

I think if they're in person they do. But just tits on the internet probably doesn't do much these days.

1 Die-rector 2017-10-16

Did Bobo type the title for you?

1 camaro69 2017-10-16

Kazaa and Shareaza ruined my innocence at 11. Boobs did nothing for me at 14 unless they were being cut off.

1 iHaveOpieTits 2017-10-16

I ruined my computer with kazaa downloads. Heather Brooks blowjob vids were amazing.

1 thebedshow 2017-10-16

Why would you think there are any 14 year olds in this sub? It is a subreddit filled with bitter old pieces of shit.

1 KennethFresno 2017-10-16

He's mocking Opie, you goose.

1 onemancrimespree 2017-10-16

The paradigm has shifted to ass. Specifically, big fat asses on women.

1 wicked_crayfish 2017-10-16

Some care about peckahs.

1 CASCAI 2017-10-16

Is that something you think about a lot mr. Polanski?

1 lawntoilet 2017-10-16

Polanski's an ass man.

1 Plasticpin87 2017-10-16

I remember when we rented predator 2 on VHS there was a scene where it zooms up on a girl riding a guy. It was so embarrassing, I was watching with my family and I actually started cumming in my PJ's. The next morning I woke up early and watched the scene a couple times trying to make it happen again, but then my mom caught me. The next day my mom bought me a bunch of porn magazine and said I needed to "do that in my room with the door locked". I literally felt like dying.

1 CIAshill18081990 2017-10-16

Did you climb up a tree and hide before taking your lunch to school in a cement bag?

1 Plasticpin87 2017-10-16

That's if I even got a lunch.... Sniff....

1 Carbonainducedcoma 2017-10-16

I beat off to Goebbles speeches. Hi mom!

1 thacount44 2017-10-16

im 19 and honestly i hardly ever think about sex because i grew up with porn

1 TheJerkOfAllJerks 2017-10-16

assholes are the new tits.

1 Throwaway98709860 2017-10-16

Kids these days. Used to be a group of young teens could get overwhelmed with excitement just by seeing a pair of tits in a comedy. Now all they think about is that sweet boipucci

1 doodoopeepees 2017-10-16

Remember when is the worst form of conversation

1 lawntoilet 2017-10-16

*lowest

1 mr450 2017-10-16

Nah porn is so available that big dicks is what they crave. The z generation is here to stay.

1 killtheumpire 2017-10-16

Oddly enough, same.

1 GothamJustice 2017-10-16

Thank you for your service.

1 lemskroob 2017-10-16

Now you can see anal creampies and bukkake on your PlayStation.

i didn't know Playstaton had a camera feature.

1 robocopsboner 2017-10-16

That's hilarious and surely traumatic on some level

1 humanmeat 2017-10-16

So you're a Black Tail magazine guy?