Sam has that one schtick that worked 5yrs ago and now that he's a host it that's all he does now, aka 'stirring the pot'. He literally does the same thing with everything they talk about, repeats it with tons of detail to stress some fact. But it only works when there's actually some drama or interesting thing. And when you haven't driven it into the ground by doing it every 5min.
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in this transcript, Jimmy basically says the same thing 3 times in his first sentence, then gives Sam absolutely nothing 3 times in a row. hate Sam all you want, but at least his reiteration is filling time more than “no, I don’t.”
I can't even get thru a 5 minute highlight clip anymore. Just today I saw something about them talking about Artie and tried to listen and fucking Sam's repeating the joke in a different wording bit is fucking enraging. "After everything he's been thru, its gonna be M&M's taking him out" followed by a mild chuckle from Jim as he tries to continue which Sam had to interupt 5 seconds later with "He figured why wait and grabbed a Snickers" followed by his fucking hyena laugh. I had to tap out after that.
Anyone who hate that nigga Opie should understand why Jim & Sam and that whack ass Chip shit is 100% nigger garbage. Worst shit ever. The best is Fridays when Jim is gone. Sam, even though he gay is better without Jim. Jim sucks at leading anything.
Really all it comes down to is that neither of them are "morning people." They're both up late every night doing all kinds of gay ass shit. Specifically with Jim, I think it hinders his creativity.
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1 ChipperClegane 2017-10-16
Shit, how will they recover?
1 TossyMcSalad 2017-10-16
what will they do if he says ''Your mom's Tefft Box''?
1 RBuddCumia 2017-10-16
I don't know.....it's a tough one man.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2017-10-16
I know they don't meant to motherfuck him but its like, ehhhh
1 Jimandthem 2017-10-16
They won't
1 EskimoEscrow 2017-10-16
This knucklehead is a good follow
1 FrunkisOA 2017-10-16
sure is
1 Thomas_Daly 2017-10-16
it's you isnt it
1 FrunkisOA 2017-10-16
of course it is
1 redtheftauto 2017-10-16
Remember when people cared enough to make amazing videos about Jim and Sam? I member
https://youtu.be/sylJEaDHkMQ
1 _youtubot_ 2017-10-16
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1 faustok 2017-10-16
I made that, I also made another one that I stopped working on halfway through. It still has dbag in it. Let me see if I can find it.
1 redtheftauto 2017-10-16
Bring your peckah over here so I can give it a suck. <3
1 faustok 2017-10-16
https://streamable.com/usyj0
After the bear scene, it's just the original opening. If people like it, I'll update it and finish it. Maybe.
1 redtheftauto 2017-10-16
That shit was funny. Even if you don't finish it thanks for finding and posting it.
1 faustok 2017-10-16
xoxox
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-10-16
Lmao, the Opie bot's tits were top notch
1 CIAshill18081990 2017-10-16
Lol, lady di in the mech suit got a niggas ribs
1 RamonFrunkis 2017-10-16
Please finish it. For Eritrea's sake 🇪🇷🇪🇷
1 commissarjb 2017-10-16
That's really good. Let us know if you finish it.
1 Kneegroez 2017-10-16
Jim is best girl
1 DoubleGuns 2017-10-16
You mean Sam "Let Me Reiterate That" Roberts isn't a conversational master?
Jim: "Weinstein's career is over, he's just fucking finished. You know, you just can't do what he did."
Sam: "Oh, so you don't think it's a good idea to sexually assault women if you want to keep your job?" [sniggers]
Jim: "No, I don't." [somewhat playing along]
Sam: "You don't think it's a good thing when dozens of women accuse you of sexual assault?" [sniggers]
Jim: [sighs] "No."
Sam: "So you think Weinstein would prefer it if these allegations didn't happen?" [sniggers]
Jim: "... Yes, I do." [feigning tolerance]
Sam: "Oh, I see" [loud dolphin laugh]
This is basically ~%80 off the show now when any topic is discussed. He's worse than Opie on the air.
1 Skip4play 2017-10-16
I was expecting a " The Rock did a weinstein movie" in there somewhere.
1 dmix 2017-10-16
Sam has that one schtick that worked 5yrs ago and now that he's a host it that's all he does now, aka 'stirring the pot'. He literally does the same thing with everything they talk about, repeats it with tons of detail to stress some fact. But it only works when there's actually some drama or interesting thing. And when you haven't driven it into the ground by doing it every 5min.
No wonder Jim is getting short with him.
1 Lasagna_Hat 2017-10-16
huffing like he's trying not to laugh
"But Chip, that doesn't make any sense...why would you murder an innocent dog?"
Cue the loud dolphin cackle
Ugh enough. He almost ruins the podacast for me
1 chickenfan1 2017-10-16
he's kinda baby opie isnt he?
1 conchopeterpumper 2017-10-16
Sam is bad, no doubt. But it is sincere, uninformed, blabbermouth Jimmy that is worse.
1 myoes 2017-10-16
Thank you. This is sweet music to my ears.
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1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-10-16
Welcome cawk sucka.
1 Lasagna_Hat 2017-10-16
When Sam cackles I imagine him excitedly clapping his flippers.
1 Slette 2017-10-16
I imagine him grasping his chest and going face first into the console.
1 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2017-10-16
*Sniggers
1 DamonTyler 2017-10-16
tss why not marsbar or sumptin
1 Lokque 2017-10-16
Sometimes when he's too excited Jess brings out the headless-fish model fleshlight.
1 TheJerkOfAllJerks 2017-10-16
in this transcript, Jimmy basically says the same thing 3 times in his first sentence, then gives Sam absolutely nothing 3 times in a row. hate Sam all you want, but at least his reiteration is filling time more than “no, I don’t.”
1 Dannyprecise 2017-10-16
http://imgur.com/NPoZwNa
1 TunesianKnifeFighter 2017-10-16
'He's worse than Opie on the air'
Agree with everything said but this. Take it back, sir.
1 loscrenshaw 2017-10-16
https://youtu.be/sylJEaDHkMQ?t=1m17s
1 area88guy 2017-10-16
What.
The.
Fuck.
1 bigstephen420 2017-10-16
I can't even get thru a 5 minute highlight clip anymore. Just today I saw something about them talking about Artie and tried to listen and fucking Sam's repeating the joke in a different wording bit is fucking enraging. "After everything he's been thru, its gonna be M&M's taking him out" followed by a mild chuckle from Jim as he tries to continue which Sam had to interupt 5 seconds later with "He figured why wait and grabbed a Snickers" followed by his fucking hyena laugh. I had to tap out after that.
1 FrankNigga 2017-10-16
Anyone who hate that nigga Opie should understand why Jim & Sam and that whack ass Chip shit is 100% nigger garbage. Worst shit ever. The best is Fridays when Jim is gone. Sam, even though he gay is better without Jim. Jim sucks at leading anything.
1 kimchifart 2017-10-16
You can barely express yourself, but meh, have an upvote.
1 Jimandthem 2017-10-16
Unlistenable trash
1 gcwrestling08 2017-10-16
Really all it comes down to is that neither of them are "morning people." They're both up late every night doing all kinds of gay ass shit. Specifically with Jim, I think it hinders his creativity.
1 XrayMyCock 2017-10-16
Jim is annoying as fuck.
1 ScorzeMan 2017-10-16
Shots fired 24 minutes in to the show LOL
1 FrunkisOA 2017-10-16
:)
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1 dsmoll43 2017-10-16
HEY WHATS GOIN ON MAN?
1 Djs3634 2017-10-16
Sam’s a hard worker...... that is all.
1 Jimandthem 2017-10-16
Stop
1 FrankNigga 2017-10-16
You're all niggers, bitch.
1 FrunkisOA 2017-10-16
sure is