He picked me up in his car at my hotel and we went to an amazing Italian restaurant in the meat packing district. It was like we had known each other for years. He was exactly how I pictured and we had so much to talk about. We went to an awful club after dinner and got hammered. A guy tried to talk to me when he was in the bathroom, and my shock jock kindly brandished his weapon to ward off the pest. What a gentleman. We went back to his majestic Long Island home after and continued drinking. That morning he went to the store to pick up some things and brought back a card that said “Happy 12 hour anniversary I love you.” He then invited me on a cruise the next year and said I should move from LA to live with him. This was all within 24 hours.
Its probably tougher for her. He gets to trot around some young poon. She gets nothing to brag about. Everyone is already thinking that at the end of the night shes going to have that old man mounting her and have to swallow his goo. Shes the one who should be trying to hide it.
Yeah but she can tell people she’s dating a celebrity. Maybe not anymore and maybe not around millenials but O and A was huge enough at one point for both of them to be living damn nicely all these years later
She's wasting her weekends on gay ass video games, Sopranos reruns, and 18 seconds of a shriveled old Moor pushing his string cheese dick into her. Does she really think he'll put her in his will?
She likes me for me. Because I'm all about spontaneous fun. She is very attracted to me. She's not embarrassed to be seen with me in public. On a deep, animalistic, instinctual level, she craves my seed. We're a great match.
He really is like Hugh Heffner. He would make his bunnies play backgammon and watch Gone with the Wind with him. I'm sure Missy loves playing video games on a friday night and ranting about niggers the entire weekend. Not in it for the money at all
is ant trying to look creepy in this? this is like the third picture i've seen with him a woman (or tranny) and he makes this smug smiling goblin face. i know he's older now but he didn't always look so creepy. he needs to bring back the goatee and hat.
She no doubt spent the next few days telling everyone on social media "we got to go ON THE FIELD where the PLAYERS were and all I had to do was pretend to like an old shock jock!".
"Eyeaahhhahaha look what a great time we're having! I'm having a great time! I'm great, life is great, it's sosososo great! I'm definitely not gay and thinking about Sue Lightning right now!"
I think it's the opposite dude. He's finally with a sane young girl. Business probably isn't making Fox money but it's feasible. Everyday he's getting better at Battlefield. Life's probably pretty good for the guy.
This is "Catshit Crazy" girl. He cheated on her with Dani, she broke in his house, put Dani's keys and ear buds in catshit on his dresser, cut up Dani's underwear, and stole a camera. Anthony had her arrested. Now she's back with him. She's obviously far from stable.
I went to a gay school that required a uniform. Ant's sole outfit reminds me of how every little boy would look as soon as school was out and we could unbutton our shirts.
135 comments
1 Bams_seed 2017-10-16
2 shirts means twice the laundry
1 Phantas_Magorical 2017-10-16
Keith is probably used to it
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-10-16
Keith's family knows plenty about laundering.
1 edgars_teeth 2017-10-16
not a concern if you wear the same two shirts every day
1 Slothjew 2017-10-16
Here’s an idea Ant, maybe button the top shirt? Then it’s not so weird. I’m just tying to help.
1 HoagieBoi 2017-10-16
But where would be put his Nana spectacles then?
1 piggyboi 2017-10-16
Those people always wear two shirts so they can take one off and walk around with it over their shoulder.
1 Otto-Ernst-Remer 2017-10-16
She has odd gnome look about her
1 Pogo_Thee_Clown 2017-10-16
Clearly a woman of lower stock
1 aprosbro 2017-10-16
Waitll they get a load of me.
1 Peckahnator 2017-10-16
Anth needs some new individually placed follicles.
1 ArtiesArteries 2017-10-16
I didn't think they allowed "those" people in that section
1 PhilipMarma 2017-10-16
I bet he felt like a big shot dropping $11 each for his Bud Lights last night.
1 mxdj 2017-10-16
Probably let her have a sip when no one was looking too.
1 Peckas1 2017-10-16
Missy already knew how much he had in his wallet.
1 VicDumb 2017-10-16
It wasn't so much the $22 for the shitty beers than it was the 10k tip he left.
1 turnthemaround 2017-10-16
Looks like a daughter and father enjoying the game
1 Belchides 2017-10-16
Grandfather and grand daughter.
1 Phkna1 2017-10-16
Black eyes...like a doll's eyes.
1 ChipChippersontss 2017-10-16
I've seen it before in a rat.
1 faustok 2017-10-16
Farewell and adieu to you small penised ladies,
farewell and adieu to you ladies of trans.
For I'm looking for girls,
with extreme daddy issues.
and so nevermore shall I bite you again.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-10-16
I am the very model of a modern major genitals.. or sumthin idk
1 piggyboi 2017-10-16
She looks like a Scream mask.
1 LonesomeJorge 2017-10-16
His hair just looks like a wig at this point.
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2017-10-16
And his girl a cheap beard
1 iHaveOpieTits 2017-10-16
Is he using an Opie face smoothing app? Also, I love how this bitch is wasting her "good years".
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-10-16
u mad my son?
1 SirWallaceII 2017-10-16
Tss tss like a mad hatter or summtin. Fawkkkk yeah
1 sanfrancisco69er 2017-10-16
/r/incels
1 iHaveOpieTits 2017-10-16
This whole sub is like this, do you take every joke said here seriously?
1 RahnBayngtin 2017-10-16
Its great the MLB continues to honor these great Negro League players. This buds for you, Fimpsy Jenkins, and your white caretaker
1 OGcumBoi 2017-10-16
That's clearly Negro League legend Turkey Stearns
1 RamonFrunkis 2017-10-16
In Anth parlance: "Hoo-oh-oh-oh-lee shiiiiit".
1 hoohootellemkeith 2017-10-16
Cool Papa Cumia was so fast he could break your ribs and be on the couch watching Seinfeld before your iPhone hit the floor.
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2017-10-16
This is potentially my favorite comment I've seen on this sub.
1 RahnBayngtin 2017-10-16
Its been said hes was so fast he could swipe second, third, home plate and swipe super-like on a ladyboys tinder account all in one felt swoop
1 Lish_fips89 2017-10-16
Ashes Cumia was a great pinch-runner in his day.
1 peopleforgetthat 2017-10-16
“Dad and I at the Yankees game!!”
1 WrestlingHaze 2017-10-16
All jokes aside what could have gone wrong in this poor young woman's life that the idea of spending any time with Anthony is appealing to her.
She's living a tragic life. Very sad.
1 WhatThaFook 2017-10-16
She needed the money!
1 Lish_fips89 2017-10-16
OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
1 LeSernieBanders 2017-10-16
/u/bengalfreddie, comment?
1 majestik6 2017-10-16
He picked me up in his car at my hotel and we went to an amazing Italian restaurant in the meat packing district. It was like we had known each other for years. He was exactly how I pictured and we had so much to talk about. We went to an awful club after dinner and got hammered. A guy tried to talk to me when he was in the bathroom, and my shock jock kindly brandished his weapon to ward off the pest. What a gentleman. We went back to his majestic Long Island home after and continued drinking. That morning he went to the store to pick up some things and brought back a card that said “Happy 12 hour anniversary I love you.” He then invited me on a cruise the next year and said I should move from LA to live with him. This was all within 24 hours.
1 RamonFrunkis 2017-10-16
I was dubious at first, but this might have legs. Big, strong, femanley legs.
1 SirWallaceII 2017-10-16
Her plan is to lock ant in and then divorce rape him. Set 4 life, nigga.
1 JesusHDice 2017-10-16
"Dad why is your hand on my knee?"
1 Damn_Croissant 2017-10-16
Dad and me.
"(This is) dad and me at the Yankees game!!"
1 peopleforgetthat 2017-10-16
Go away faggot we hate you and so does dad
1 Cletus_From_Brooklyn 2017-10-16
She has that Jack Nicholson Joker smile... https://girloncomicbookworld.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/joker-nicholson.jpg
1 Icon_Crash 2017-10-16
I bet she's wondering where Anthony gets those wonderful toys.
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-10-16
Bang chicks a third your age in the privacy of your home, whatever.
But he thinks it’s acceptable to ‘go out’ with her and pretend it’s a normal relationship. What a pathetic old coot.
1 Skip4play 2017-10-16
Its probably tougher for her. He gets to trot around some young poon. She gets nothing to brag about. Everyone is already thinking that at the end of the night shes going to have that old man mounting her and have to swallow his goo. Shes the one who should be trying to hide it.
1 Gold_Skies 2017-10-16
Yeah but she can tell people she’s dating a celebrity. Maybe not anymore and maybe not around millenials but O and A was huge enough at one point for both of them to be living damn nicely all these years later
1 Bobby_Newpooort 2017-10-16
Same creepy Joker smile with lifeless eyes. They're made for each other
1 TossyMcSalad 2017-10-16
she looks like a young lisa lampanelli.
both seem to be fond of dark-skinned gentlemen
1 dakkar1 2017-10-16
how does pock mark continue to get young chicks and jimmy needs some manwoman 1,000 miles away?
1 Cletus_From_Brooklyn 2017-10-16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9Q-JlJJRSA ...
1 majestik6 2017-10-16
Jim and Ant both date young people. Jim (mostly) avoids posting pics of his prostitutes on Twitter.
1 J2daEWW 2017-10-16
I hear jimmys joker voice
1 PMmeyourbetakeys 2017-10-16
I want to jerk off to an essay about all the fucked up shit that girl had to live through to even consider "dating" this Moroccan elder.
1 StevenIsAnAsshole 2017-10-16
She's wasting her weekends on gay ass video games, Sopranos reruns, and 18 seconds of a shriveled old Moor pushing his string cheese dick into her. Does she really think he'll put her in his will?
1 MrTimSmith 2017-10-16
That bitch has a Black Hole Sun face.
1 Lokque 2017-10-16
I hear she also modeled for the cover of the Alice in Chains-Facelift album.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-10-16
That is fucking hilarious. Holy shit what a pull.
1 ScorzeMan 2017-10-16
So,this his new white trash girlfriend.
1 unclepaul84 2017-10-16
Is that Joe's daughter?
1 DeclanGunn 2017-10-16
She likes me for me. Because I'm all about spontaneous fun. She is very attracted to me. She's not embarrassed to be seen with me in public. On a deep, animalistic, instinctual level, she craves my seed. We're a great match.
1 FatMosque 2017-10-16
joker lookin ass bitch
1 Friend_of_Kramer 2017-10-16
“We both enjoy watching MASH”
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-10-16
He really is like Hugh Heffner. He would make his bunnies play backgammon and watch Gone with the Wind with him. I'm sure Missy loves playing video games on a friday night and ranting about niggers the entire weekend. Not in it for the money at all
1 fervt 2017-10-16
problem?
1 momomike 2017-10-16
is ant trying to look creepy in this? this is like the third picture i've seen with him a woman (or tranny) and he makes this smug smiling goblin face. i know he's older now but he didn't always look so creepy. he needs to bring back the goatee and hat.
1 THEPOOPSOFVICTORY 2017-10-16
Wait, does he have a choice?
1 Peckas1 2017-10-16
Ant is turning into Robert Loggia.
1 lowend73 2017-10-16
Feech La Tranna
1 Peckas1 2017-10-16
"Get on the wire, tell them how to bring those sons of bitches down.."
1 NortheastPhilly 2017-10-16
this pisses me off
1 SavePoonerman 2017-10-16
"Can I get my teeth in the color of "fake wh ite dentures"? Awesome!"
1 HugininuM 2017-10-16
Only the finest porcelain will do.
1 phlammo 2017-10-16
The botox is working beautifully...
1 curtishughes 2017-10-16
https://youtu.be/g6OmDutPJAM
1 lispychicken 2017-10-16
Why am I supposed to hate on this?
1 David_Tosk 2017-10-16
Because you have to attack all aspects of his life.
1 lispychicken 2017-10-16
"in 1996 Anthony Cumia didnt rewind a VHS copy of Heat"
am I doing it right?
1 Ohlsdorfer 2017-10-16
Depends... was it at the end, or was he a bro and have it ready to fire up at the start of the street shootout?
1 lispychicken 2017-10-16
whoa.. spoilers!!! why are you telling people there's a shootout in a bank heist movie. come on man!
1 theharddriveofhits 2017-10-16
Should say "Jaws." Anthony doesn't watch movies pre-1987.
1 1qw1qw1 2017-10-16
because he's not a baseball fan, and the sole reason he went to this game is to take this selfie
1 lispychicken 2017-10-16
Nobody with any self respect likes the Yankees though.
1 i_saw_nothing 2017-10-16
Ant and Lady Vic Henley
1 Tlk619 2017-10-16
Ol' burnt luffa hair
1 just_lou 2017-10-16
What the hell is up with that sideburn? You can tell where the "individually place follicles" starts.
1 jtormeyx 2017-10-16
I've rarely heard Anthony speak about sports. Does he have general sports knowledge ?
1 RahnBayngtin 2017-10-16
He would always talk about the Yankees
1 mikejac 2017-10-16
Only when they were winning. And even then, only when he got free tickets.
1 RahnBayngtin 2017-10-16
They havent won much at all in the last 20 years Anthony has been on the radio.
1 mikejac 2017-10-16
Oh, I get it.
1 SomeCakeForDaChippah 2017-10-16
Her stupid face really bothers me
1 satanssockpuppet 2017-10-16
She no doubt spent the next few days telling everyone on social media "we got to go ON THE FIELD where the PLAYERS were and all I had to do was pretend to like an old shock jock!".
Men who take selfies should be executed.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2017-10-16
This one is more like it
1 all_copacetic 2017-10-16
Garfunkle-haired creep.
1 WhiskeynPeanutbutter 2017-10-16
His forehead looks weird.
1 KennethFresno 2017-10-16
A telltale sign of a fake smile is a lack of wrinkles next to the eyes, she's clearly faking it.
1 burlapsack69 2017-10-16
That chicks face looks like one of the joker underling masks at the beginning of The Dark Knight.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2017-10-16
"Eyeaahhhahaha look what a great time we're having! I'm having a great time! I'm great, life is great, it's sosososo great! I'm definitely not gay and thinking about Sue Lightning right now!"
1 literalotherkin 2017-10-16
I think it's the opposite dude. He's finally with a sane young girl. Business probably isn't making Fox money but it's feasible. Everyday he's getting better at Battlefield. Life's probably pretty good for the guy.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2017-10-16
Isn't this the lovely young gal who put his keys in cat shit or something? Isn't she also related to Anthony by blood?
1 literalotherkin 2017-10-16
His people do have shocking amounts of consanguinity so I'm not shocked. But source please.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2017-10-16
This is "Catshit Crazy" girl. He cheated on her with Dani, she broke in his house, put Dani's keys and ear buds in catshit on his dresser, cut up Dani's underwear, and stole a camera. Anthony had her arrested. Now she's back with him. She's obviously far from stable.
1 literalotherkin 2017-10-16
Oh shit I was wrong. Should have known by her obsessive hair twirling in the last Podacast.
1 Gilgores_Trout 2017-10-16
Anthony with a troll face
1 SayntJ 2017-10-16
I’ve seen sex dolls with a more believable smile than that chick has.
1 opieisakunt 2017-10-16
I went to a gay school that required a uniform. Ant's sole outfit reminds me of how every little boy would look as soon as school was out and we could unbutton our shirts.
1 Cold-in-the-D 2017-10-16
Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear And it shows them pearly white Just a jackknife has old MacHeath, babe And he keeps it, ah, out of sight
1 clauge 2017-10-16
Father and daughter day at Yankee stadium?
1 GeMigMat 2017-10-16
Is the i image stretched or is Ant getting broader? He used to be a tiny shrimp of a man
1 OhOkISeeYou 2017-10-16
did ant get new teeth?
1 0zamatazBuckshank 2017-10-16
his forehead has the sheen and look of flattened silly putty
1 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2017-10-16
Where's her camo t shirt? I thought she could only wear camo t shirts
1 lowend73 2017-10-16
She brought her Pop-Pop to the game?
1 tranthonycumiashow 2017-10-16
Her laugh says that she thinks he doesn't know about her penis.
His laugh says she thinks she'll surprise him with her penis.
1 Sthenine 2017-10-16
"you fucking smile or its back in the cage"
1 telemecanique 2017-10-16
on one hand I have no idea hoo dat nor do I care, but on the other I want to be in on all the jokes that are coming so I guess... HOO DAT?
1 telemecanique 2017-10-16
on one hand I have no idea hoo dat nor do I care, but on the other I want to be in on all the jokes that are coming so I guess... HOO DAT?
1 pabbseven 2017-10-16
Is she botoxed up?
1 cstack18 2017-10-16
The smile of a random girl asked to join in a drunken selfie
1 RBuddCumia 2017-10-16
Is he trying to grow back a mustache again?
1 HorsesAgain 2017-10-16
The only time he feels anything anymore is at the taste of human flesh
1 SirWallaceII 2017-10-16
is her face photoshopped? wtf why does it look like stretch armstrong material
some shit Tom Savini is about to blow up.
1 chippersonlyle 2017-10-16
He's making a face like he's in pain.
1 Hold_My_Brush22 2017-10-16
His forehead is going to burst of botox.
1 Spokker 2017-10-16
Anthony should thank the absent fathers of America for all of his girlfriends.
1 aPersonStranded 2017-10-16
both their smiles are just awful
1 thebedshow 2017-10-16
I mean I like busting balls but neither of these jabronis appear to have what anyone would call "dead eyes"
1 JoeCumiaSr 2017-10-16
You guys think she's in it for the long haul?
1 JoshMS 2017-10-16
Is Ant dating a real doll? jesus
1 Billyassman 2017-10-16
What is he twelve?
1 joeybeans12 2017-10-16
It was so nice of that girl to take her grandfather to one last baseball game before he dies.
1 OpiesBreasts 2017-10-16
That fucking trashy ghoul is actually proud of that. It's beyond creepy.
1 aegrotatio 2017-10-16
Those dentures look like piano keys, fam.
1 TacolasCage 2017-10-16
Both have matching baggage under their eyes
1 Belchides 2017-10-16
Grandfather and grand daughter.
1 RamonFrunkis 2017-10-16
I was dubious at first, but this might have legs. Big, strong, femanley legs.
1 mikejac 2017-10-16
Only when they were winning. And even then, only when he got free tickets.