Edgar Cumia

112  2017-10-16 by UnemployedOpie

19 comments

You'd think Ant would buy him a nicer guitar than a Yamaha.

"Now Joe... I've already bought you the green wall paint and the video camera. You can get the Yamaha, or you can get nothing. And if you continue to stamp your feet, we'll go right back to B&H and return that camera too."

Sandy Kane had a nicer guitar

MY... TEETH ARE.... DUREAAAAY... GIVE ME... YAR... KEHDS SPITTT....

i aM nOt a peDopHiLe.........APPREL FALLS

THAT FUCKING GUITAR STRAP.

Joe just makes it so easy...

I puT PudDInG iN yOUr PaRodY sOnG.

I think to need to watch Sons of Anarchy.

I can't fathom how good it must be that a "professional musician" would associate his brand so much with a network television show.

Sons of Douchebaggery

Wears a Fender shirt, plays a Yamaha. Make up your mind, shitdick.

Yamaha is what you buy if you're a beginner or if your monthly allowance from your rich brother hasn't come in yet. Shit guitar.

Chews gum while playing for a crowd of cameramen to mask the smell of purloined expectorate.

Is it true he's mounted a half-size Fleshlight™ to the back of his guitar?

tfw you're pushing out a hard turd and you accidentally cut it in the middle.

I'm...a suCCesFaHL MooZiciAn...APRIL FAHLLS

His account is dry

More Than N-Words (or sumthin)

I... AM... WAYYYT... ... APREL FAHLLLLS

I’m... PlAYInG... tHe.... uKEleLe......

APREHLL FALLLLLS

i aM nOt a peDopHiLe.........APPREL FALLS