Who needs vertical FoV outside of arena shooters? Ant just buys the latest CoDs and goes on Twitter.
He's gonna be dissappointed when he hears about the lack of swastikas in this edition.
He did loop it into a guardrail years ago, so obviously he never did more with it than a lapping day at that oval track. Probably never even knew how shitty it really was.
I was lucky enough to do what Ant does now when I was in my late 30's. I was an average looking guy with a well above average bank account and a couple very impressive vehicles. I had trophy girlfriends 15 years younger than me. It was until my 40's that I met an average girl my own age, bought a new house, got married, and found real happiness.
Well he doesn’t have the ability to love, so in a way; they’re both using each other for different reasons. This was the girl -by the way- that broke his expensive camera shit and cut holes in Dani’s parties years ago.
What were you doing in your late 30’s that gave you an above average bank account?
Using each other is exactly what these type of relationships are.
....I've had a managerial position for a large corporation since the 90's. While it doesn't pay me 7 figures like Ant used to make, it does pay me a steady 6 figures and is secure.
Sure his taste is shit but my point still stands, sitting around drinking all day while watching tv and/or playing video games is what a lot of people here already do or would do if they could.
It is a two way street. She knows she is looking to cash in so she is just as much to blame as Ant. Women love money and don't care what is attached to it. (sometimes)
Patrice said if he had a vagina he would be a filthy whore until his 40's and then try and make something of himself. =)
Yeah, he's pretty much doing what I do all day. except he does it in a mansion with a hot girl lounging around, while I do it alone in a room intermittently masterbating every hour.
Another angry post made by a jealous faggot. You would kill to live the life this guy lives instead of working your shitty 9-5 and having to deal with your bitch wife every day.
I lived like that for about a decade, it got to be really depressing. I had a bunch of girlfriends and they were basically cum dumpsters. I couldn't hold a conversation with 2/3rds of them because they were dumb as a rock. I used to spend a lot of time on social media because I was starving for human interaction. That's why Ant's on Twitter all day and night.
You should have focused on the 1/3 of cum dumpsters that you could hold a conversation with.
Your life would have been glorious.
Just dumpin cum and talkin and dumpin cum and talkin.
She looked like a female version of Sam Roberts. She was putting up with my shit because nobody else would fuck her.
On the upside, I traded all of them in for one person.
But my experience has been that you can have do what Anthony Cumia does, and date nothing but damaged psychos. Or you can date one good girl. Women who AREN'T crazy don't want to put up with Ant's shit.
If you want a rotation of three, you have to be going on dates with new people every single week. (Because I was getting dumped two or three times a year.)
It's a lot of fucking work. I dedicated one hour a day to messaging people on dating sites, to keep my bullpen stocked.
Thats kinda on you though bro, all I care about in life is sports, drinking, and this awful radio show drama and I can still find cum dumpster chicks I can have fun hanging out with
No, I'm sure that the constant flow of untalented, broke women who instantly live with him for a month, follow him around to the Podacast, waste tens of thousands of his dollars, are never on his level of intelligence, humor, success or accomplishments then break up violently is great long term. I think some people envy really dumb things.
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When I graduated college, I lived the low rent version of this. I had a small apartment, played video games, chain smoked, and banged a few skanks. I don't blame him.
So I'm wondering, how does anthony still have money? wasn't he only making about 2 mil/year at sirius? Compound media must pay him peanuts compared to that.
Meh. She's over eighteen, doesn't appear to have a penis and seems to be able to tolerate Anthony for at least several hours at a time, who could fault him for that? What's he supposed to do, "date" some fifty-one year old slag who never shuts up about her awful adult kids and her phony real estate business she uses to pretend she isn't living solely off her alimony payments?
Sopranos was great but there's been so many good shows since. There's a ton of quality stuff airing right now that I'm struggling to keep up with in spite of no social life. I have real disdain for people who can't move on with their viewing habits.
Sure his taste is shit but my point still stands, sitting around drinking all day while watching tv and/or playing video games is what a lot of people here already do or would do if they could.
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1 Single_Action_Army 2017-10-16
Not to mention running a game in windowed mode on a like a 68 inch monitor
1 goo-gobbler 2017-10-16
68 x 10
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-10-16
Who needs vertical FoV outside of arena shooters? Ant just buys the latest CoDs and goes on Twitter.
He's gonna be dissappointed when he hears about the lack of swastikas in this edition.
1 redtheftauto 2017-10-16
He'll like shooting the black women soldiers though.
If Sue had been held captive longer she could have given him better taste
1 WoopEmGangbangStyle 2017-10-16
The only Nazi game I'll be playing this fall will be wolfenstein 2.
1 Lokque 2017-10-16
Why are you posting their ages?
1 shimshammcgraw 2017-10-16
Isn't she playing it on VR?
1 Dick_Kickass_II 2017-10-16
She's playing the game on VR. It's just a small window on the screen showing what she's looking at.
1 ballpitpredator 2017-10-16
way to show your lack of gamer knowledge with this post huehuheuhe
1 chickenfan1 2017-10-16
is she watching sopranos on the stupid vr rig?
1 rahtin 2017-10-16
It's a very difficult situation.
1 CommodorePawsey 2017-10-16
I like her bum though.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-10-16
Don't call Anthony that
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-10-16
There's nothing about it even worth commenting on. I bet you say that about every "bum" you see you thirsty British beta
1 insertclevereference 2017-10-16
He probably wants to see her "knickers," goddamn eurofags.
1 sjeffiesjeff 2017-10-16
Tss git er done right
1 JoeCumiaSr 2017-10-16
Fuckin limey bastard
1 CommodorePawsey 2017-10-16
I'm one of the five guys here that isn't a Brit
1 turdstew 2017-10-16
11 PM: VR 12 AM: (wheres my) AR 1 AM: ER
1 UnfunnyFaggott 2017-10-16
That's not a bad life, to be completely fawkin honest wit ya
1 JerkStoreJ 2017-10-16
Yeah there is plenty to give Ant shit about but this isn't it.
Seems to me like most people here are living a lower rent version of the same thing.
1 bill_burrs_butthole 2017-10-16
People give Ant shit for this because he has more money than this sub combined and chooses to still live a slightly enhanced version of my loser life.
1 JerkStoreJ 2017-10-16
Yes that's my point. Most people here would be in a similar situation if they got a bunch of money.
1 UnfunnyFaggott 2017-10-16
That's because Anthony, for all of his faults, is not a pretentious faggot. He's doing what every one of us would be doing with his money.
1 rahtin 2017-10-16
When people shit on his GT500 Super Snake I want to punch them in their teeth.
1 TOPICALJOKELOL 2017-10-16
Tbf it's a shitty car. 700hp and a live rear axle. Probably cost more than a Vette and is objectively shitttier in every way except raw hp and torque.
1 hSUitMSi 2017-10-16
anthony strikes me as the kind of person who stomps on the accelerator and thinks they're "fast" so he's probably getting exactly what he wants
1 lemskroob 2017-10-16
even a Ford Focus can do 100+ on the LIE, so its not as if Anthony is doing anything more than that with it.
1 TOPICALJOKELOL 2017-10-16
He did loop it into a guardrail years ago, so obviously he never did more with it than a lapping day at that oval track. Probably never even knew how shitty it really was.
1 just_lou 2017-10-16
I was lucky enough to do what Ant does now when I was in my late 30's. I was an average looking guy with a well above average bank account and a couple very impressive vehicles. I had trophy girlfriends 15 years younger than me. It was until my 40's that I met an average girl my own age, bought a new house, got married, and found real happiness.
1 InHell1979 2017-10-16
Well he doesn’t have the ability to love, so in a way; they’re both using each other for different reasons. This was the girl -by the way- that broke his expensive camera shit and cut holes in Dani’s parties years ago.
What were you doing in your late 30’s that gave you an above average bank account?
1 just_lou 2017-10-16
Using each other is exactly what these type of relationships are.
....I've had a managerial position for a large corporation since the 90's. While it doesn't pay me 7 figures like Ant used to make, it does pay me a steady 6 figures and is secure.
1 BergStonewall 2017-10-16
Leave it alone.
1 Peckahnator 2017-10-16
No, I'm middle class but I would never buy those shitty things or watch that shitty show even if I had as much money as him.
Not to mention that awful coffee table PC setup.
1 JerkStoreJ 2017-10-16
Sure his taste is shit but my point still stands, sitting around drinking all day while watching tv and/or playing video games is what a lot of people here already do or would do if they could.
1 dannoomg 2017-10-16
It is a two way street. She knows she is looking to cash in so she is just as much to blame as Ant. Women love money and don't care what is attached to it. (sometimes)
Patrice said if he had a vagina he would be a filthy whore until his 40's and then try and make something of himself. =)
1 xBrianSmithx 2017-10-16
It's the chase not the catch that he is interested in.
1 porsalin 2017-10-16
I mean I know we're supposed to be making fun of the guy but that's pretty much my evening, minus the psycho bitch.
1 SibHashian13 2017-10-16
Yeah seems like a good night to me
1 chargersfan3421 2017-10-16
Yeah, he's pretty much doing what I do all day. except he does it in a mansion with a hot girl lounging around, while I do it alone in a room intermittently masterbating every hour.
1 xBrianSmithx 2017-10-16
That curved monitor alone!
1 gaytard03 2017-10-16
Come on, White trash girlfriend?
1 opieandanthonysuck 2017-10-16
Boyfriend? It-friend?
1 hitlerswag420 2017-10-16
Another angry post made by a jealous faggot. You would kill to live the life this guy lives instead of working your shitty 9-5 and having to deal with your bitch wife every day.
1 majestik6 2017-10-16
I lived like that for about a decade, it got to be really depressing. I had a bunch of girlfriends and they were basically cum dumpsters. I couldn't hold a conversation with 2/3rds of them because they were dumb as a rock. I used to spend a lot of time on social media because I was starving for human interaction. That's why Ant's on Twitter all day and night.
1 chickenfan1 2017-10-16
Then what did you do?
1 insertclevereference 2017-10-16
You should have focused on the 1/3 of cum dumpsters that you could hold a conversation with. Your life would have been glorious. Just dumpin cum and talkin and dumpin cum and talkin.
1 majestik6 2017-10-16
She looked like a female version of Sam Roberts. She was putting up with my shit because nobody else would fuck her.
On the upside, I traded all of them in for one person.
But my experience has been that you can have do what Anthony Cumia does, and date nothing but damaged psychos. Or you can date one good girl. Women who AREN'T crazy don't want to put up with Ant's shit.
1 JohnQNo1 2017-10-16
Teach me sensei. Where do you meet a nice girl?
1 insertclevereference 2017-10-16
So three, you've had three girlfriends and one was an ugly mug.
1 majestik6 2017-10-16
It's not rocket science. You develop a radar for finding girls with Daddy issues. Ask Antwan Kumia.
I had a rotation of three because four was too much and two was too little. YMMV.
1 insertclevereference 2017-10-16
Small boat is all I'm saying.
1 majestik6 2017-10-16
It's not a boat it's a treadmill
If you want a rotation of three, you have to be going on dates with new people every single week. (Because I was getting dumped two or three times a year.)
It's a lot of fucking work. I dedicated one hour a day to messaging people on dating sites, to keep my bullpen stocked.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2017-10-16
Thats kinda on you though bro, all I care about in life is sports, drinking, and this awful radio show drama and I can still find cum dumpster chicks I can have fun hanging out with
1 iSOBigD 2017-10-16
No, I'm sure that the constant flow of untalented, broke women who instantly live with him for a month, follow him around to the Podacast, waste tens of thousands of his dollars, are never on his level of intelligence, humor, success or accomplishments then break up violently is great long term. I think some people envy really dumb things.
1 HashtonKutcher 2017-10-16
Oh dear, he's fucking children again.
1 expedition11g 2017-10-16
Him and my 19 year old son have the exact same life.
1 boring_oneliner 2017-10-16
The only Nassau I respect is Nassau, Bahamas.
1 NortheastPhilly 2017-10-16
ive never seen a computer that looks like that
1 dmix 2017-10-16
WOOWW - Jimmy
1 johnfreeman1111111 2017-10-16
Nothing wrong with watching the Sopranos over and over again
1 vichenleyssister 2017-10-16
the true definition of insanity is repeating the same things and excepting different results.
1 Anarox 2017-10-16
Seems like a good time
1 PMmeyourbetakeys 2017-10-16
There is nothing wrong with this picture or situation, faggot.
Maybe except that bitch looks way too young for him to be fucking, and by that i mean she looks 35.
1 sumant28 2017-10-16
What's his steam account? Xbox live etc
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-10-16
for some weird reason i feel like this pic gave me license to rape, possibly murder afterwords
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1 KangolVos 2017-10-16
When I graduated college, I lived the low rent version of this. I had a small apartment, played video games, chain smoked, and banged a few skanks. I don't blame him.
1 deyterkyerjerb 2017-10-16
this is the first time i've seen his new gf apart from that one pic of some ugly bitch people say she is. but you know what dude, shes fuckin hot.
i think peeps just jelly this old dude is smashin some nice puss
1 Jaeromaru 2017-10-16
That monitor is pretty fuckin awesome
1 xBrianSmithx 2017-10-16
It's a cardinal sin that someone downvoted your comment about his monitor. That monitor is glorious.
1 RacksDiciprine 2017-10-16
Can i have some of your old PC stuff? Im tired of spending money on things.
1 fingerrockets 2017-10-16
Carful Ant's machines mac address could give you 10 to 20 years in a correctional institute.
1 Lionels_conscience 2017-10-16
So I'm wondering, how does anthony still have money? wasn't he only making about 2 mil/year at sirius? Compound media must pay him peanuts compared to that.
1 Pale_Pen15 2017-10-16
Jew accountant
1 Bobby_Newpoooort 2017-10-16
The VR headset blocks her crazy eyes and most of her face. Pretty fine looking gal in these circumstances.
Wouldn't mind watching her play in the altogether, if you catch my drift.
1 hard_to_explain 2017-10-16
I wonder if she's pretending she's not fucking a creepy old bastard in that VR
1 jamegumbsowingkit 2017-10-16
Anthony Weinstein. Harvey Cumia.
1 chippersonlyle 2017-10-16
Lol joy sticks
1 faded77087 2017-10-16
Cumia living the dream
1 satanssockpuppet 2017-10-16
Meh. She's over eighteen, doesn't appear to have a penis and seems to be able to tolerate Anthony for at least several hours at a time, who could fault him for that? What's he supposed to do, "date" some fifty-one year old slag who never shuts up about her awful adult kids and her phony real estate business she uses to pretend she isn't living solely off her alimony payments?
1 placermutka 2017-10-16
Shes fucking hot. I dont give a fuck, i want that life.
1 jofreal 2017-10-16
Sopranos was great but there's been so many good shows since. There's a ton of quality stuff airing right now that I'm struggling to keep up with in spite of no social life. I have real disdain for people who can't move on with their viewing habits.
1 JerkStoreJ 2017-10-16
Sure his taste is shit but my point still stands, sitting around drinking all day while watching tv and/or playing video games is what a lot of people here already do or would do if they could.
1 xBrianSmithx 2017-10-16
It's a cardinal sin that someone downvoted your comment about his monitor. That monitor is glorious.