I can't get an erection while I'm sitting on the toilet so looking at porn while taking a shit just seems ridiculous to me.

I always make sure I've got one, so my dick doesn't dip in the water.

Well now you're obligated to post some pics big boy.

You should look at gay porn. That way you can have all the fun of looking but none of the fear of being a homo.

If anything it only enhances the boner. It's like a scratch n sniff poster.