Oooof

35  2017-10-15 by Osama_Bin_Log_in

Sitting on the tarmac waiting for plane to take off. Girl next to me is bummed that her connecting flight is being rerouted to Ronconcomo in NY. So I said the first thing that came to my mind “oh, the conk. Colin Quinn is from there you know”. Wtf, I feel like an idiot. She just nervously tittered and stared.

41 comments

1  ChrisBenoit_Daycare 2017-10-15

The next thing that should've gone through your mind is a bullet.

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-10-15

Ahhh, that's reeeaaally going to eat away at you unless you kill or at least maim her.

1  Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-10-15

Give 'er the old Greyhound necktie

1  Throwaway98709860 2017-10-15

I was talking with a girl I liked a month or so ago and unthinkingly brought up "this really funny podcast called Cumtown". I haven't heard from her in a few weeks

1  TossyMcSalad 2017-10-15

it was a bit too much for her having to deal with an aspergian androgynous nerd that day

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-10-15

I have never in my life met a girl who listens to any podcast. I know they must exist, but I have yet to come across one.

1  Dennyislife 2017-10-15

They don't shut up long enough to listen to anything. They answer back and miss half the podcast so they never get hooked.

1  Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-10-15

thy r in tha chIp armey7

1  Osama_Bin_Log_in 2017-10-15

I listen to 200 podcasts so now you do know one

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-10-15

You're a lady? Has anyone told you the rules yet? You need to post pictures of your pussy and/or asshole, tits and if you want to try to give Bams_seed a run for her money as "Top Gal" a picture of you with a load in your mouth.

1  Osama_Bin_Log_in 2017-10-15

Well considering I’m on my sixth username here, I’m too OG for that.

1  racemic_mixture 2017-10-15

I'd argue that you are too OG not to.

1  --DC-- 2017-10-15

Linda hasn't been right since Norton killed her son.

1  Lokque 2017-10-15

Unless you have 6 pictures of your anus I don't believe you.

1  JerkStoreJ 2017-10-15

Lots of them listened to serial.

1  turnthemaround 2017-10-15

Girls listen to podcasts, probably as much or if not more than guys

1  anarchronism 2017-10-15

The ones I know all listen to true crime podcasts.

1  Treeckosis 2017-10-15

Interesting...

1  KingDonaldTrump 2017-10-15

Your phone crapped out, dude, could you repeat that?

1  SuaveRico 2017-10-15

Fuckin phones!

1  GWARscientist 2017-10-15

It's Ronkonkoma dumbass.

1  ricswrangler 2017-10-15

I wouldn't be proud to know this

1  DildoBaggins75 2017-10-15

You know... the easiest way to ensure that this awkward scenario never happens again is to erase yourself from the earth.

1  Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-10-15

do it nice and clean-like; blow out a window at 30,000 feet

1  metric_units 2017-10-15

30,000 feet ≈ 9 km

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1  Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-10-15

you just take up space, nobody cares. your creator should be dangled from a power line

1  all_copacetic 2017-10-15

no one asked, faggot. You're the Opie of bots.

1  _snoop_ 2017-10-15

You got a roofie on ya? It ain't over till its over, champ. Keep swinging.

1  BabyJamesGomez 2017-10-15

If she ain't been gaped, she ain't been raped.

1  SibHashian13 2017-10-15

Is she hot??

1  Osama_Bin_Log_in 2017-10-15

Well, she was yeah. You guys would have been all over her but she seemed like a drama queen. I told her to just take another airline or rent a car and drive from philly but she acted like it was the end of the world. I’m mellowed on Xanax so idgac.

1  SibHashian13 2017-10-15

Discretely photograph her and then post it. Let's see this animal

1  VeganVoracity 2017-10-15

If she protests at all, say you were taking pictures of scaffolding and call her the n word.

1  Osama_Bin_Log_in 2017-10-15

Already on connecting flight, next to a chinaman, who keeps sneaking glances at my screen showing Chip’s last podacast

1  SibHashian13 2017-10-15

Ok fine. I'll settle for a picture of the Chinese guy

1  Osama_Bin_Log_in 2017-10-15

I have a pic but only of his crotch. They have small dicks.

1  DaveNone 2017-10-15

Make the chinaman happy and pull up the Cumia show where he dressed and acted like a chink.

Or just watch an old Charlie Chan movie where the chink was played by a white guy. "Ah so most honolabre numba one son."

1  PoopCockExpresse 2017-10-15

You guys would have been all over her but she seemed like a drama queen

We got a Cooldude on our hands, guys.

1  Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2017-10-15

ronkonkoma*

referred to as "the konk" by douches i knew growing up

1  open-and-honest 2017-10-15

Colin is from Brooklyn anyway.

1  Osama_Bin_Log_in 2017-10-15

In a cab. Feel like doing the Opie bit.

1  LamarThePotato 2017-10-15

Just punch her and maker her go to sleep.

1  turnthemaround 2017-10-15

You could've saved that convo if you brought up all the friends you have on this subreddit

1  metric_units 2017-10-15

30,000 feet ≈ 9 km

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1  VeganVoracity 2017-10-15

If she protests at all, say you were taking pictures of scaffolding and call her the n word.

1  Osama_Bin_Log_in 2017-10-15

Already on connecting flight, next to a chinaman, who keeps sneaking glances at my screen showing Chip’s last podacast

1  racemic_mixture 2017-10-15

I'd argue that you are too OG not to.

1  Lokque 2017-10-15

Unless you have 6 pictures of your anus I don't believe you.