Dive bar - $6 - $7
Restaurants - $11 -$12
Events where they know people want to drink and can't go anywhere else - $17
I did get fucked, but willingly so. Wasn't planning on buying anything but the local comic at the time wasn't doing it for me so I wanted distractions.
I'm loving the AA show. Sometimes it's really funny, and other times it's a total trainwreck. They had a birthday show for him and he disappeared for like half the show. Ant is so afraid of confrontation he just tries to joke his way through. Artie is always fucked up. I'd be surprised if he makes it to all the shows this coming week.
He's been having a hard time dealing with the loss of his secret boyfriend Ralphie May. They used to roll around in ranch and suck each other off and just lay in it after and shit and piss and rub it around like elephant fag toilet beasts.
50 comments
1 MisterChrisMc 2017-10-15
Let's hope Artie pulls through ok.
1 Belchides 2017-10-15
Hey Gar...I'm sick (cough) sick like a dog.
1 crookedmile 2017-10-15
Can somebody book Sour Shoes for this!? Ant, it would be incredible
1 MisterChrisMc 2017-10-15
You don't work here.
1 Eternalforms 2017-10-15
No word in a very long time...this doesn't seem good.
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2017-10-15
He tweeted an hour ago though...? Although it was just a plug so it might've been someone else.
1 Eternalforms 2017-10-15
obviously an auto message...everyone is asking if hes dead...he wouldve answered like last OD
1 MisterChrisMc 2017-10-15
Let's hope there is a good outcome.
1 vichenleyssister 2017-10-15
he probably sobered up enough to realized he signed to compound media for another 8 months and had a heart attack
1 redtheftauto 2017-10-15
I wonder if he'll make it through the year.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2017-10-15
Oh, damn, thats.....HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
1 AsianAnalParty 2017-10-15
Really? I saw him just the other day and he looked as healthy as an ox. At least the mortician won't have to do much to make him beautiful again.
1 suchanjv 2017-10-15
Fuckin' Christ...what now?
1 robocopsboner 2017-10-15
If I had to guess, it's probably got something to do with him being an obese drug addict. I'm only speculating, though.
1 SpurdoBurdo 2017-10-15
Hey let's not jump to conclusions here, especially during flu season.
1 oklolol 2017-10-15
The Artie Lange death clock thought he'd last until first quarter of 2018. https://artiefan.wordpress.com/death-pool/
1 AmbientHostile 2017-10-15
How does one become an obese drug addict? What, is he putting that shit on cheeseburgers, or something.
1 kingship75 2017-10-15
Cheeseburgers! HA-HA...HO-LEE SHIT!
1 cakehornnigga 2017-10-15
Dat nigga gonna die
1 Tray-tor 2017-10-15
Word is he had open heart surgery. Doesn't sound too good for Artie. Hope he pulls through.
1 sc2dacore7 2017-10-15
Where’d you hear that?
1 expedition11g 2017-10-15
From someone a few posts down.
1 Lasagna_Hat 2017-10-15
YES, GREGORY!! WE HAVE THE FINEST INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISTS! THEY THINK IT THEN THEY WRITE IT DOWN FOR GENERAL CONSUMPTION...
YES, WE HAVE SEVERAL PENDING LAWSUITS BUT THAT'S NEITHER HERE NOR THERE
1 anarchronism 2017-10-15
I love that fucking Daffy Duck nigga Ted
1 BergStonewall 2017-10-15
TEEEEEED!
1 Tray-tor 2017-10-15
AJ Benza
1 humanmeat 2017-10-15
who wants to be the first to post this on howards sub to reap karma?
1 MrTimSmith 2017-10-15
Goodyear theater? Maybe he’s just tired.
1 assreaper 2017-10-15
Good one chip.
1 cabaretcabaret 2017-10-15
Tss sounds like he's having more of a bad year to me
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-10-15
Home run nigger.
1 Treeckosis 2017-10-15
Not sure why you're getting downvoted.
1 Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2017-10-15
ant not tweeting at all today is strange no?
1 Anti-Locust 2017-10-15
I thought this as well. Disconcerting.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-10-15
Artie "Amy Winehouse" Lange
1 chunk337 2017-10-15
Ya kiddin. What happund
1 realister 2017-10-15
if Artie is dead you think they will refund me my Compound sub?
1 Skivsamlaren 2017-10-15
An annoying amount of capital letters.
1 Socratic_Roads 2017-10-15
I was there. Paid $17 for a double jack and coke plus $6 for the corn dog bites. We could have had a proper greasy r/opieandanthony meet up.
1 kingship75 2017-10-15
Damn dude. I don't frequent events like this, but it sounds like you got fucked. What would you pay in a bar for that shit?
1 Socratic_Roads 2017-10-15
Dive bar - $6 - $7
Restaurants - $11 -$12 Events where they know people want to drink and can't go anywhere else - $17
I did get fucked, but willingly so. Wasn't planning on buying anything but the local comic at the time wasn't doing it for me so I wanted distractions.
1 FatassTitePants 2017-10-15
I don't want him to die, but I do want him to cancel next week in Pittsburgh so I can get a refund on the Tix my wife bought me.
1 1475315963 2017-10-15
this poster looks like it's seen multiple uses
1 trxbyx 2017-10-15
Unlike your 5-incher
1 ArchStanton2362 2017-10-15
Too much birthday cake.
1 ProudOfYourBoy2 2017-10-15
So happy this faggot is finally going to die
1 dammitjenkins20cars 2017-10-15
Reminder, Redbar is a tryhard wigger faggot. Let's all hope he dies.
1 TayNez 2017-10-15
I'm loving the AA show. Sometimes it's really funny, and other times it's a total trainwreck. They had a birthday show for him and he disappeared for like half the show. Ant is so afraid of confrontation he just tries to joke his way through. Artie is always fucked up. I'd be surprised if he makes it to all the shows this coming week.
1 joomommyhappy 2017-10-15
I'd be surprised if he's not dead.
1 Sinix387 2017-10-15
Well this might be it...
If not, how many more emergency hospital visits does this guy have left in him? It's a miracle he's even still alive as it is.
1 jewniggercuck 2017-10-15
He's been having a hard time dealing with the loss of his secret boyfriend Ralphie May. They used to roll around in ranch and suck each other off and just lay in it after and shit and piss and rub it around like elephant fag toilet beasts.