Anthony Is About To Go Back Into The Navy
85 2017-10-15 by Ulfigo
A few years ago a caller pointed out that Lady Di repeating questions before answering them was a sign of alcohol-related dementia or Wernicke–Korsakoff syndrome. She was giving her brain an extra second or two to process the question and remember it. A year later and she's back in her navy days.
Now Anthony is repeating every half-good joke and leaning his "Oh shit!" mental crutch line. He also seems to have a few other symptoms associated with Wernicke–Korsakoff syndrome. This is it folks, the final decline of Anthony. He may beat Artie to the grave.
It's been a good journey, you half-breed racist. Godspeed.
55 comments
1 Toss__Pot 2017-10-15
Thiamine, Vitamin B Compound, BPC-157, & maybe Amelopsin ... just in case anyone feels they might be heading towards the navy.
1 AlvinItchyCock 2017-10-15
You forgot a shotgun
1 TossyMcSalad 2017-10-15
you don't have to bring your own guns to the navy, plus a shotgun is not a good choice for that environment
1 Pogo--The-Clown 2017-10-15
Yeah Jenkem Joe confirms it on his hidden twitter account https://twitter.com/SAMCRO1968
1 Ulfigo 2017-10-15
All dem laidees had peckahs!
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-10-15
Dassa lotta bussy
1 EdguhMellencamp 2017-10-15
I might even miss the guy.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-10-15
Who could have guessed that drinking from 4 pm to 6 am every day would be bad for your health?
1 JerkStoreJ 2017-10-15
I believe that is a well known medical fact, sir
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-10-15
Really?
1 expedition11g 2017-10-15
But it's 2017 and you're using the internet. Why not take advantage of increasing your medical knowledge instead of wasting your time being unfunny.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-10-15
I don't know, man. Maybe try work shopping that joke around before you take it on the road.
1 expedition11g 2017-10-15
I don't have too. I'm already a famous comedian.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-10-15
Nobody is buying Libertas.
1 expedition11g 2017-10-15
You're the closest you'll ever get to God by talking to me. Is that why you're typing all of this on your knees?
1 zenicaone 2017-10-15
alcohol is so good for your health that no matter how much you drink a day, you should double it.
for extra effect you should triple the amount of cigarettes you smoke.
1 kingship75 2017-10-15
What's that Timmy? You don't smoke? You must be a communist, a homosexual or a friend of THE NEGRO! Enjoy your time testifying before the Senate Committee on Un-American Activities, Timmy!
1 ArtificePink 2017-10-15
It’s was the House not the Senate you piece of shit.
1 ApeNia 2017-10-15
And they were obviously right about those commie kikes in Hollywood.
1 kingship75 2017-10-15
Joe McCarthy was a Senator. WTF was he doing then?
1 ArtificePink 2017-10-15
Joe wasn't in HUAC.
1 kingship75 2017-10-15
I know. I fucked up. The Senate was doing it's own parallel shit alongside the House.
I retract my statement and will kindly go fuck myself.
1 IsThatJesus 2017-10-15
Anthony might have cirrhosis of the liver but his T-zone is better than ever
1 Ulfigo 2017-10-15
Are you referring to the alcohol or Sue seed?
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-10-15
I wish had seen my pops when he was going through his tour. He was very Lady Di-ish except for working and being an asshole. He just dropped dead and I never had the chance to prank him.
1 OsloJimmy 2017-10-15
It's called getting old. He's almost 60 ... everything is slowing down, brain included. Alcohol doesn't help, but my opinion (as a physician) is progressive age-related transitory amnesia as the primary contributor. Alcohol is Axis IV for Ant.
Fluids
1 Ultra_Patriot 2017-10-15
nerd alert
1 David_Tosk 2017-10-15
Can't he just be a hack?
1 lowend73 2017-10-15
What kinda doctor are you?
1 OsloJimmy 2017-10-15
A very conflicted one
1 lowend73 2017-10-15
Claus Van Bulow, is that you?
1 CookieHaid 2017-10-15
ME: He also has that cough too.
1 ofimmsl 2017-10-15
This is why I always take a B-vitamin supplement before I drink
1 marrio91 2017-10-15
Also do fish oil. It reduces brain inflammation, aka hangover headaches.
1 kingship75 2017-10-15
Joe Matarese over here.
1 marrio91 2017-10-15
Unlike Joe, my tip actually works
1 late_50s_why 2017-10-15
is it b or b-12? can you recommend a cheap brand?
1 two_perrcent 2017-10-15
It's b1 (thiamine) that's most important, but b12 and b6 are important too. The only people who get Wernicke Korsakoff are alcoholics who don't eat food and who rely on booze as their sole calorie source. So if you eat meals most days you don't have to worry about that specific syndrome. Your liver, on the other hand...
1 ofimmsl 2017-10-15
The specific vitamin which is show in medical trials to prevent brain damage from drinking is B1 thiamin. Drinking reduces/uses most B vitamins so you will get deficient either way.
B vitamins are not some precious substance that require high prices. You will pee out most of them no matter how much you pay.
When buying pills just make sure they have 100% thiamin/B1. Price doesn't matter. If you are a heavy drinker just keep popping them 24/7.
1 Ichise-san 2017-10-15
i think its just his non confrontational wormy self thinking "if i laugh everything will be okay". what a mess
1 lowend73 2017-10-15
You should not drink when you have Sickle Cell, Diabetes, G6PD, and any other diseases affecting the non-white man.
1 Billyassman 2017-10-15
You're DR.Ben Casey.
1 lowend73 2017-10-15
Where we at with fawkin Ben Casey?
1 Xx9mmParabellumxX 2017-10-15
He seems as sharp and quick as ever on the podacast.
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-10-15
Yeah, it's cause he has too much shit to run on his. Ant should just sit and be funny. He's not meant to steer any ship.
1 suchanjv 2017-10-15
Popping Xanax all day can't be much help either.
Something he talks about now from time to time is waiting in line at the pharmacy, as if we can relate...
1 danimalplanimal 2017-10-15
iiiiiiinnn the navvvvvyyy
1 RahnBayngtin 2017-10-15
Oh yeah, that was the show where Opie literally thought the name “Korsakoff” explained the massive cough Lady Di had.
Big Titted know nothing
1 opestersmammarydrip 2017-10-15
Anthony Cumias mother also has swiss cheese brain, and they have her locked up.
1 1qw1qw1 2017-10-15
LADY DI ARMY PLAYER
1 Patmcpsu 2017-10-15
He sounds like the worst joke thief ever
1 all_copacetic 2017-10-15
I don't want to alarm anyone, but I think Artie Lange may have this too. Every time he wheezily tells his 'Snoring During Kathy Griffin Appearance' story, he thinks he's doing it for the very first time.
1 late_50s_why 2017-10-15
he never served, he wasnt a honorable man, he will go back to selling cracks in his moms shoe tho
1 ChipperClegane 2017-10-15
Thought you were gonna say cause his subs are going down.
1 Humble_is_great 2017-10-15
Line of the day, calling it now
1 Skivsamlaren 2017-10-15
It's "Wernicke-Korsa cough" silly
1 ApeNia 2017-10-15
More like Popov-Smirinoff syndrome! LOL
G'head.
1 iSOBigD 2017-10-15
He does do it here, here and here but what if he...just finds things funny...and laughs at them...and also happens to be an alcoholic?
1 lecherousex 2017-10-15
1 marrio91 2017-10-15
Unlike Joe, my tip actually works