Artie in hospital? Speculate.
47 2017-10-14 by gopackjo
Artie was due to play a theater in Akron tonight. Feature act Bill Squire said on an Instagram story that the show is now a free show because of an Artie 'health issue'. He later changed it to "He missed his flight."
Then there was this exchange...
71 comments
1 gopackjo 2017-10-14
https://imgur.com/a/hgotk
1 TheDarkFezRises 2017-10-14
Are Ant and Keith exploiting Artie's addiction and paying him in heroin? Just asking questions.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-10-14
I don't know. It would be pretty hard for an ex cop to get large amounts of heroin.
1 greygooser 2017-10-14
I hate to correct you but I actually think an ex-cop would have several possible avenues to obtain illicit drugs.
1 Suibu 2017-10-14
Oh literal greygooser
1 greygooser 2017-10-14
https://imgur.com/gallery/sP9XW
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2017-10-14
Wow what a Glen Beck tactic.
1 Jani3D 2017-10-14
Next Maher
1 TheFlyEpisodeWasGood 2017-10-14
This guy knows politics ^
1 fawwkyeah 2017-10-14
Yes.
And when Artie dies they'll be right there in the news shilling their inferior product
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-10-14
"I'm just asking the question"
1 lolercakesmcgee 2017-10-14
Quanspiracy
1 KingDonaldTrump 2017-10-14
Don't be silly. Keith would never intentionally make a smart business decision for Ant.
1 rahtin 2017-10-14
Any money you giito a drug addict is buying them drugs directly or indirectly. You help a junkie pay their rent, suddenly they have more money to spend on drugs. It's not rocket surgery.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-10-14
How is Bocchetti a real person?
1 AntwansBobo 2017-10-14
Just like bobo is a real person
1 1073WAAF 2017-10-14
Retardation has varying levels of functionality.
1 RealTonySchiavone 2017-10-14
It's kind of like how if you watch The Muppet Show long enough, you start to forget they're puppets.
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-10-14
Quit treating him like a "wiping" boy.
1 wllmweller 2017-10-14
Who actually treats their fans worse, Tits or Artie?
1 Suibu 2017-10-14
Artie is a rotting corpse spiraling downward into a shallow grave, why should he care about the fans?
1 eastriverdriveII 2017-10-14
Tits. Artie is funnier and much less vague.
1 vichenleyssister 2017-10-14
this might be believable but Arite is a young strapping Italian Stallion no way hes having health issues....
1 sc2dacore7 2017-10-14
Did Ant get Artie as a co-host strictly for the publicity that will come his way when Artie bottoms out/OD’s? That would be dark as hell. Artie’s bloated face, yellow skin and abcessed nose lead me to believe he is on the verge of going into septic/diabetic shock. WAKE UP ART
1 PhilipMarma 2017-10-14
They might be that evil but I don't think they're that smart.
1 Historywhore69 2017-10-14
I probably shouldn’t type this, because they’ll probably make the announcement before I finish typing this, but I kind of will be amused by the evil.
When I found out about Ant’s extracurricular activity, I couldn’t believe Artie would work for him. Now, Ant totally entertains me.
1 CordouroyStilts 2017-10-14
"if your dorm mate commits suicide...you get all A's for the semester"
1 GraphOrlock 2017-10-14
Literally the first time that this movie has been referenced on this or any other sub
1 harriswill 2017-10-14
Damm this is like Soul Man level of fucked up
1 DeclanGunn 2017-10-14
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Curve_(film)
Chippah dose people will always steal each other's ideas and make the same movies over and over, my muddah told me.
1 ApeNia 2017-10-14
What's up, lesbos.
1 OsloJimmy 2017-10-14
Just a little pinprick and there'll be no more <ahhhhhhhhhh>
1 assreaper 2017-10-14
More importantly, you get to see Billy Squire for free.
1 The-Liberace-Flu 2017-10-14
Its 2017 thats the going rate
1 eastriverdriveII 2017-10-14
Artie's okay. A heroin balloon got stuck in his small intestine. He'll be as good as new in seven to ten days.
1 J2daEWW 2017-10-14
Any update here?
1 Historywhore69 2017-10-14
Not yet. See https://mobile.twitter.com/search/live?q=Artie%20Lange&src=typed_query
1 J2daEWW 2017-10-14
Thanks. Not on twitter. Anyone from compound saying anything?
1 LoloTheRogan 2017-10-14
No.
1 Historywhore69 2017-10-14
He hasn’t posted anything in like ten hours. I think that may be unusual for him.
1 Eternalforms 2017-10-14
that one creepy guy that originally posted about artie is saying he just said blood sugar issues. not sure if its reliable.
1 Chief_Wild_Eagle 2017-10-14
Don't believe it. Blood sugar is regulated with insulin. He probably overdosed again.
1 Eternalforms 2017-10-14
Yea especially after the coming in late everyday, taking a break every show, going missing for an hour on his bday. I hope the guy actually made it to the hospital and isn't lying on the floor like Farley.
1 SibHashian13 2017-10-14
Tell me more about this Bill Squire....
1 Historywhore69 2017-10-14
I think Artie was starring in a play with him.
1 mb0087 2017-10-14
Well, there's a plot twist. Next you thing know someone important will die on Game of Thrones.
1 TacoTrots 2017-10-14
Why would any venue (or fledgling podcast) owner EVER make a business deal with Artie.
The dude is one giant liability.
1 CommodorePawsey 2017-10-14
Desperation and only desperation.
1 Eternalforms 2017-10-14
WOW
1 Mod_Impersonator 2017-10-14
WOOOOOOW!!!
1 expedition11g 2017-10-14
I bet he starved to death
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-10-14
Didn't have any cheeseburgers to sprinkle his cocaine on
1 BigDummyIsSexy 2017-10-14
Aren't you married to that Crystal chick who used to post her huge tits on Twitter? Tell her to start doing that again.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DF5-xM7UIAECAdU?format=jpg
1 gopackjo 2017-10-14
High five!
1 Belchides 2017-10-14
"In hospital" instead of "in the hospital"'? Sup limey
1 FlashVirus 2017-10-14
This doesn't seem good. Reminds me of the weirdness surrounding the Patrice announcement when he first had a stroke. No one is saying shit and being extremely vague about it.
1 turnthemaround 2017-10-14
Strangely, Ant took out a large life insurance policy on Artie when signing him
1 Historywhore69 2017-10-14
Really ? Proof?
1 turnthemaround 2017-10-14
I have never lied, you can take my word for it
1 ApeNia 2017-10-14
Broads.
1 ScorzeMan 2017-10-14
And visa versa
1 sanfrancisco69er 2017-10-14
"In hospital" get out of here British faggot
1 GraphOrlock 2017-10-14
Yeah why don't you go on holiday
1 PoopCockExpresse 2017-10-14
<Feature act Bill Squire
Fawwk yeah
1 HorsesAgain 2017-10-14
Hope Keith made a security deposit
1 Historywhore69 2017-10-14
See this tweet: https://imgur.com/download/Fx2HTCI
1 Reaktif 2017-10-14
Artie has passed on. He is no more. He has ceased to be. He has expired and gone to meet his maker.
What I'm really saying is, Artie is stone dead.
1 doodoopeepees 2017-10-14
We get it sam
1 Jani3D 2017-10-14
Chill.. "I'm at @clmusichall in Munhall, PA on Saturday, Oct 21st, ALL AGES SHOW! Get tix now! (link: http://ticketf.ly/2rbzh8p) ticketf.ly/2rbzh8p"
1 allenricketts 2017-10-14
That's a scheduled tweet, you fool.
1 Jani3D 2017-10-14
No shit
1 allenricketts 2017-10-14
I don't like how you edited your post to seem less declarative. And yes, you can authorize an app to post tweets for you.
1 Jani3D 2017-10-14
whatevs
1 8LOKO 2017-10-14
I wish someone would jocktober Bill Squire's hack ass radio show. Two dweebs and a mega hole.
1 Lucifers-Loogies 2017-10-14
https://twitter.com/notdanielpeters/status/919411766601371648
1 Historywhore69 2017-10-14
If this guy isn’t an insider, he’s jumping to conclusions.
1 Chief_Wild_Eagle 2017-10-14
I feel badly. I truly like Artie, but I'm losing patience with his continual drug fuck-ups.
1 Eternalforms 2017-10-14
that one creepy guy that originally posted about artie is saying he just said blood sugar issues. not sure if its reliable.
1 allenricketts 2017-10-14
I don't like how you edited your post to seem less declarative. And yes, you can authorize an app to post tweets for you.