Looks just like him

35  2017-10-14 by SpurdoBurdo

13 comments

Not inbred looking enough

Forehead is too small, shoulders too broad, and face too symmetrical.

Why does it have hair?

i can see the upper lip this is wrong

This is what Sam sees in his head

I picture Sam's mom furiously slamming that into her cunt.

This would be enough to make me buy this game.

If the game also had realistic gore and injury physics.

FAWK yeah I want to see broken peckas

What the fuck does "I'm Not Sam" even mean? Yes, you are. It was stupid enough when his name was NotSam but now it's "I'M NotSam"

This is the same fucking mongoloid retard who wrote "of pontificating proportions!" in the Jocktober intro. Produced and voice over recording and all. idiot.

[removed]

Welcome to reddit sockcucka! New users are able to submit posts after 2 days. If you think your post is a fair contribution to the subreddit, message the moderators for a faster approval.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

Can someone explain what the whole "notsam" thing means?

That UHH working its magic