r/opieandanthony: Friendly tip for you heavy drinkers out there: Have a kombucha a day for better gut health.

Friendly tip for you heavy drinkers out there: Have a kombucha a day for better gut health.

10 2017-10-14 by A_Friendly_Creeper

I'm not even asking 750 dollars for that advice.

26 comments

1 deanthecleanmachine 2017-10-14

tsss sometimes when I dont jerk off for a few days, that when I do, I kombucha

1 Bams_seed 2017-10-14

I don't trust you. Are you trying to poison me?

1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-10-14

No, it's an acquired taste, but has many health benefits

1 panasonictooth 2017-10-14

I tried it for the first time this week, apple flavor. I was surprised how powerful it was. The first few sip made my gut feel awesome, then I drank more and got a weird headache and felt shitty.

1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-10-14

Hmm, I'd start out with a third of a bottle.

1 panasonictooth 2017-10-14

A third of a bottle sounds about right.

1 drunk8gods 2017-10-14

So...is this a serious thing? Asking for an alcoholic me.

1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-10-14

Yes sir

1 marrio91 2017-10-14

Yep, that stuff is amazing for gut health. And since lots of new studies are showing the importance of gut health and serotonin production, it might just make ya hate yourself a wee bit less.

1 goarlorde 2017-10-14

I've heard that kombucha is a bunch of bullsugar and can kill you, but I am an alcoholic piece of garbage and would like something....anything to set my stomach straight after a weekend bender. Is it legit? I understand that, like yogurt, it has a bunch of nonlethal bacteria/cultures in it and can serve the same function as eating yogurt while sick, but other than that it seems hokey and fakey.

1 Theyarnetevenpeople 2017-10-14

Start with about half a bottle at first but after a few days of drinking and greasy food it does the trick.

1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-10-14

Good point, it works well with me, but who the hell knows with some of you. I also eat a lot of vegetables, healthy foods, drink tons of water a day, etc.

1 thisshitisboring 2017-10-14

Pfft, look at Richard Simmons over here... my advice, don't drink this shit, it's probly cum.

1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-10-14

shhhh!

1 MuddahSockCuckah 2017-10-14

It's delicious, and low in sugar, if nothing else. Sorry about the sincere answer.

1 sindrone7 2017-10-14

There is one case study of a death from kombucha

1 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2017-10-14

Take probiotics and force down fiber rich foods. Broccoli will set you straight in the stomach for hours.

1 goarlorde 2017-10-14

You always got my back SSG.