Am I the only one who doesn’t get the “skanks” part of Legion of Skanks?

45  2017-10-14 by oandauser

I always thought a skank was like a slutty girl.

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It sounds outrageous and in your face though.

I never used to know that italian guys used to call women douchebags - like back in the greaser days. I always thought it was a term for men until I got a history lesson in a Carlin special. I guess things change over time? Also Skank was the name of a male character in The Wraith with Charlie Sheen. That's all I got.

scumbag mean "condom."

my gym teacher in high school told us that several times.

The one that bothers me the most is "zips" which I always knew and loved as an ethic slur for Asians (e.g. "zips in the wire" from Platoon), but which I also now understand is how greaseballs refer to Italians from Italy

It is.

The show was inadvertently named by Big Jay's ex-wife. He was cheating on her constantly and one day in a fight she screams "Go back to your legion of skanks!"

YES! Exactly right, except you're missing an elipse; Jay then said 'Hey, that'd be a good name for a show'... his ex-wife then slapped him, bent him over, & put a beer can in his ass, She then kicked it hard until he repeated "Legion of skanks!!" many times.

Your kill/death ratio on overly wordy joke attempts is pretty bad.

ahhh, you still love me!

Sorry I'm afraid I'm not much of an Anglophile, guv'nor.

not as bad as mine.

Dayuummm cuzzz u embarressed that muuuggg so bad he deleted it.

oof

I agree, THAT didn't work well. I'll try something else tmoro

A.K.A Legion of fat 4's.

AKA Hot Topic

I didn't know this story. Thx for the knowledge. I figured there was no reason it was just a piece of language they liked the sound of.

Is that really why they named it that? I always wondered.

yup

A legion of women that fuck a guy who wears fingerless gloves and refuses to take his shirt off during sex.

Yuck.

Usually used to refer to women but I don't think it really has a gender specific meaning. They said on one show that Jay's wife said it when she was mad about him cheating on her with his "legion of skanks".

Oh. So it’s just a way for jay to put it in the title of his show that he fucks a lot of chicks. Got it.

Yes.

I think it's dumb, prob costing them money....but whatever, decent enough content.

1/3 talented guys ain't bad

Apparently that's enough to make Cum Town the best thing ever.

Give me a fuckin answer

Yeah, I've never understood that

His wife was actually referring to his friends as the legion of skanks, not the whores he was cheating with.

i never gave it much thought honestly.

I always thought big Jay stole it from Dave Attell, pretty much exactly how he did with Attell's cadence, style and everything else except his awful taste in music, jean shorts and chain wallets. Skanks for the memories is pretty great though.

Cringeworthy name. I've actually avoided the show for a long time because of the awful name and they're kind of annoying douchebags that seem to have undeserved egos.

But hey people seem to enjoy it, it's gaining popularity and the snippets I've heard are kind of funny.

Shuuure... I thought a skank was a slutty girl too, but then her father comes in yelling "PAUL SHE'S 10"

Trash radio show, Ron described it best as "a bunch of comics showing each other their assholes"

It's "ironic". They all suck. Only Big Jay is salvageable from that group.

They actually say it's the most offensive podcast on the planet talking about Jorts and guessing the girth of any guy who's mentioned.

yup