Unless you're a fruity billionaire or some biker who has literally killed people, there is no way to make that "tons of big honking rings" look work. Just looks like a piece of hood trash like the rest of them.
if you look up "Dante Nero" on wikipedia it suggests "Dance Negro." I've been thinking of a joke to make around this for over a week and still haven't.
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1 bal0rd 2017-10-14
satan in blackface
1 LiterallyCaligula 2017-10-14
Its like his neck collapsed in on itself.
1 mattmull 2017-10-14
Blackula only feeds on the cholesteral in fat white women's arteries
1 Lish_fips89 2017-10-14
He's wearing wrapping paper
1 Mod_Impersonator 2017-10-14
Gotta pop that collar to cover up the gay ass proud boy tattoo and skin tags.
1 Zach86 2017-10-14
The Genie in human form
1 DerpalSherpa 2017-10-14
No way that mess fits in a bottle
1 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2017-10-14
Fake Dante blinged out in tin foil
1 JoeCumiaSr 2017-10-14
What a loser
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-10-14
Unless you're a fruity billionaire or some biker who has literally killed people, there is no way to make that "tons of big honking rings" look work. Just looks like a piece of hood trash like the rest of them.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-10-14
He the kind of guy Joe Rogan would follow on instagram because he such a "Savage"
1 DerpalSherpa 2017-10-14
He looks like a Running Man boss character, with very little running involved.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-10-14
Dante looks like a character that was cut from GTA for not being believable.
1 Anti-Locust 2017-10-14
If I had gold I'd give it to you for this comment
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-10-14
You'd probably shove it in your ass.
1 shimshammcgraw 2017-10-14
So perfect for saints row?
1 boring_oneliner 2017-10-14
fat nigger
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-10-14
Nigga's all arms and gut.
1 David_Tosk 2017-10-14
That dude Dante Nero looks like he smells like farts
1 hSUitMSi 2017-10-14
listen to black phillip if you'd like to hear him misunderstand and incorrectly complete Patrice's thoughts constantly
1 lolercakesmcgee 2017-10-14
*Beige
1 lolercakesmcgee 2017-10-14
Nobody was getting their Fios installed that day or what?
1 enzo_trash 2017-10-14
This man used to be an exotic dancer...yuck
1 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2017-10-14
Need one of these in the studio: https://imgur.com/JNqomI4
1 spicysandwich80 2017-10-14
He looks like an orc
1 Soriano33alfonso 2017-10-14
Fawkin Fat
1 NormMcdongloads 2017-10-14
Looks like an orc
1 Dagidugidai 2017-10-14
if you look up "Dante Nero" on wikipedia it suggests "Dance Negro." I've been thinking of a joke to make around this for over a week and still haven't.
1 TehSamurai01 2017-10-14
He looks like Violet from Willy Wonka.
1 jakdak 2017-10-14
One big plus of Gavin leaving CM is that Dante will never set foot in the place again.
1 Throwaway98709860 2017-10-14
Dante Nero looks like how you dress your character in Skyrim to get stat boosts
1 Jaeromaru 2017-10-14
Theres a monopoly set out there without its pieces
1 El_Iconico 2017-10-14
Patrice o' Steal