What was Doug Smith before he became a bad comedian?

25  2017-10-14 by gregorio_ilidivich

We know Big Jay was a bouncer, Louis was a mexican but what about Dave?

19 comments

1  fawwkyeah 2017-10-14

Couch surfer

Loser Philosopher

Libertarian Moocher

Jew

1  deanthecleanmachine 2017-10-14

B, final answer

1  assreaper 2017-10-14

D, final solution

1  Killgore 2017-10-14

A banker. You might think that's a joke but it's not.

1  AsianAnalParty 2017-10-14

Opie's dick. You might think that's a joke, but it's not. He's got a pretty nice piece from what I've heard.

1  Tlk619 2017-10-14

Yea I think he said he worked at Chase

1  piggyboi 2017-10-14

I believe it - a lot of (((them))) work in banking.

1  Daddy_Donuts 2017-10-14

He was a bank teller. More of a glorified cashier then. Banker if you ask me

1  TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-10-14

The only thing Big Jay bounced was checks at hot topic.

1  AsianAnalParty 2017-10-14

Luis was actually a pickpocket over at the Port Authority and shared an apartment in Queens with 13 of his family members. They were also pickpockets.

1  GWARscientist 2017-10-14

Fucking Charles Dickens ass nigga.

1  SteakSauce66 2017-10-14

Verizon customer service by day and pickpocket by night.

1  PoopCockExpresse 2017-10-14

Did you hear that twenty Puerto Ricans died last night?

Their bed collapsed.

Baddumm-chhmm.

1  momomike 2017-10-14

a freelance bull prepper and cream pie slurper

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1  peckaface 2017-10-14

Giving handies in time square for nickels.

1  ppeachy 2017-10-14

No one who has had a job and is over the age of 15 is a libertardian

1  Nulltor 2017-10-14

I meet guys who are in college and they tell me they are libertarians and my response is always "oh, cool". When I meet someone in their 30s who is one my response is "Hahaha, seriously? That's so adorable. Do you live in a log cabin, are you a 'freeman on the land'? Bahahaha"

1  PrvtBlair 2017-10-14

He's a comedian?

1  JoeCumiaSr 2017-10-14

Sucked cocks

1  TravisBickle1990 2017-10-14

YouTube video regurgitator