I just realized how dead on Patrice was about Asians.

4  2017-10-13 by RBuddCumia

I always knew Patrice was pretty accurate with his description of those people. But today proved it for me. I was at an Asian buffet with a lady friend of mine and I realized after getting my plate that I left my phone in the car. I told her I forgot my phone and I was going to the parking lot to get it. Mind you, I hadn't even started on my plate. Upon almost reaching my car, two gooks, a male and a female come running out after me. As if I was bout to make off without paying. Then the bitch waiter has the nerve to say "it's okay" to me.

Patreaky and Sgt. Barnes both had a point.

31 comments

1  crookedmile 2017-10-13

Yes.

1  vichenleyssister 2017-10-13

i rather deal with asians any day to most minorities. I grew up in Japan and got to see them in their habitat i can really see why american blacks have issues understanding them. They love money and have no bull shit religious morals.

1  Compound_MediaPR 2017-10-13

What the fuck is their deal with giving the peace sign in every picture? They are a very confusing people.

1  vichenleyssister 2017-10-13

i think its a bunny rabbit ears for good luck. would you rather an ak-47 or a koran?

1  lawntoilet 2017-10-13

I don't mind them in day-to-day life that much, but holy fuck I hated them when I was in college. Never pulled their weight in group work, constantly cheated on tests, and terrible hygiene.

1  Zazz_Lacker 2017-10-13

Asians loooove cheating. Ironic for a culture that talks about honor so much.

Let’s face it, gang: whites people are the only admirable race.

1  MuddahSockCuckah 2017-10-13

It's their not sticking up for Whitey that gets to me. They're jealous cause they feel entitled to run the world, but somehow Whitey beat them to it. Give us our props tiny people.

1  vichenleyssister 2017-10-13

Winners don't need props. How old are You?

1  MuddahSockCuckah 2017-10-13

  1. We've been graceful winners, it's about time the rest of you (or those you grew up with) stopped being such sore fucking losers.

1  vichenleyssister 2017-10-13

First of all the game isn't over if you haven't noticed and people that look for props for accomplishments they had no part of are losers in my experience.

1  MuddahSockCuckah 2017-10-13

Oi: do you know where you are posting, you po-faced faggot? I was playing along, but fuck, get the point.

1  bill_burrs_butthole 2017-10-13

Japs are the best Asian though. It's the chinks you gotta worry about using serving you soup made from toilet water and moldy noodles trying to save a buck.

1  vichenleyssister 2017-10-13

still better than blacks

1  doodoopeepees 2017-10-13

never tip asians is my motto.

1  crookedmile 2017-10-13

I've got a tip for em': Hey fishhead's, stop eatin' bugs! OHHHHHH

1  sjeffiesjeff 2017-10-13

Tss yeh or dogs right

1  AsianAnalParty 2017-10-13

Mine is: "The Jews did 9/11."

1  killakamkam 2017-10-13

i honestly i appreciate them, i hate overly friendly service people when i’m buying food or getting something done. get out or buy is ok with me

1  whatisthishere 2017-10-13

I call bullshit on this. They are rude, and they are pretending to work hard. I walk into the Chinese take out that I ordered food at 20 minutes ago, and I see them start cooking when I come in and ask for it. I'm sure they are thinking that if I'm paying cash they wont start until I'm there, and they know I'm going to pay. I go out and smoke a cigarette during the wait, and a woman chases after me, and says, oh ok.

1  _enjoy_me_ 2017-10-13

The sad part is, a lot of people probably do run off without paying. That's why they expect it.

1  SteakSauce66 2017-10-13

I did it twice. Once successfully with my mother. The other time my friend and I got away but as we left we saw someone from school and he ratted us the fuck out.

1  boring_oneliner 2017-10-13

Woah I didn't know you're black

1  SteakSauce66 2017-10-13

Just 1/43

1  Dagidugidai 2017-10-13

You'le going to hult I_Hate_Knickers' feelings

1  gregorio_ilidivich 2017-10-13

Well, cheap ass, a lot of poor people go to those buffets and try to leave without paying because they're poor. Apparently you fit the description of a derelict ass. Just be lucky you avoided a karate beat down

1  bal0rd 2017-10-13

this, come dressed as a rich white person

1  sjeffiesjeff 2017-10-13

Wear a suit and a hard hat and bring a clipboard.

1  carribbeanjimmy 2017-10-13

I just realized how dead Patrice was...

1  RBuddCumia 2017-10-13

No no he still works at a hibachi now.

1  AsianAnalParty 2017-10-13

I fell like this is really going to rub that TheNigIsUp fellow the wrong way. He loves all manner of Orientals. I only like to be around them when they are a masturbatory aid.

1  avengingbullet 2017-10-13

HELLO O'NEALLL

1  kangableezy 2017-10-13

theres an asian buffet in my town that keeps getting shutdown for sweatshop labor lol. id rather find rubberbands and hair in my food than support that.

1  Zazz_Lacker 2017-10-13

Asians loooove cheating. Ironic for a culture that talks about honor so much.

Let’s face it, gang: whites people are the only admirable race.

1  vichenleyssister 2017-10-13

still better than blacks