r/opieandanthony: Dave Smith and his radical Libertarian views

Dave Smith is the type of libertarian who would agree that comedy needs to be regulated by the government to be "fair" just so it would open up aslot for him.

1 Throwaway98709860 2017-10-13

You'll have to pry this six year old boy from my cold dead hands!

1 LonesomeJorge 2017-10-13

Libertarianism has to be the most Jewish ideology ever created.

1 retromingent_cunt 2017-10-13

Would be pretty cool if we learned that Luis smoked bath salts and was found chewing on Daves face like a rabid ape.

1 FrankNigga 2017-10-13

Norton still faggier than this bitch nigga.

1 fyisah 2017-10-13

I am not at all claiming to know anything about economics, but i am pretty sure that libertarianism would cause runaway inflation.

1 conchopeterpumper 2017-10-13

Your first sentence proves your second.

1 dayindayout56 2017-10-13

Do tell.

1 Warack 2017-10-13

You don't know anything, because if implemented right now in the purest form it would cause massive deflation

1 Belchides 2017-10-13

He has non symmetrical face.

1 ComicDaveSmith 2017-10-13

Hilarious.

1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-10-13

"Gawdamn big guvuhnment tryin to ruin our relayshunship. It's a purrsonal prahputty issue."

1 justneedtologin 2017-10-13

Like Rameo and Juleeit

1 ChestR0ckwell95 2017-10-13

Oh, Uncle Ron Paul

1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-10-13

This isn't funny because you said "tho"

What exactly is the engine of this piece of comedy? You should decide before attempting humor

Are we supposed to laugh at: A) Dave Smith being a subpar libertarian pundit B) Dave Smith being a pedophile C) Dave Smith typing "tho" like a black teen on twitter

Which of those things was the punchline here? They can't all be, because they're unrelated things, which makes it unfunny. Maybe A and B could go together, but you blew it and showed you aren't funny by using C

Hey man, you tried at least. Not everyone can be funny. Maybe focus on bringing something else to the table, like being helpful or trustworthy or something? You can have control over that

1 naziniggerfaggot 2017-10-13

shut up, kike lover.

1 aPersonStranded 2017-10-13

what a pompous faggot. kill yourself

1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-10-13

I just feel bad for you. In any situation where you try to attack me, you only humiliate yourself. It hurts me to watch you do this to yourself

1 aPersonStranded 2017-10-13

then kill yourself

1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-10-13

I like how you deliberately thought to use all lower case with no punctuation to come across more "blunt", you're such an emotional faggot

1 aPersonStranded 2017-10-13

kill yourself