Would Sam get more respect if he shaved his head?

11  2017-10-13 by loscrenshaw

I mean it's borderline insulting that he just doesn't let it go. It's not your trademark, Sam. Just give the fuck in you and jim can be bald assholes together.

16 comments

1  ImTakingADumpAsIType 2017-10-13

He would look like Karl Pilkington.

1  fawwkyeah 2017-10-13

That's a step up

1  sjeffiesjeff 2017-10-13

At least Karl is amusing. Sam is just stupid and annoying.

1  doodoopeepees 2017-10-13

Karl's characteristics with no self awareness, and the self confidence of Harvey Weinstein.

1  sjeffiesjeff 2017-10-13

Ooh, topical.

1  sjeffiesjeff 2017-10-13

Only less intelligent

1  1qw1qw1 2017-10-13

what? it's his brand. his brand would be ruined if he shaved it. think about his brand!

1  KennethFresno 2017-10-13

I didn't even want the fawkin name Opie! PUERIOD!

1  panasonictooth 2017-10-13

Depends how ugly he looked.

1  lolercakesmcgee 2017-10-13

Yes!

1  OKChaps 2017-10-13

With a shotgun? Maybe.

1  Kurt_Love 2017-10-13

He needs to stop taking frowny face pictures to cover up for his gap teeth as well. You're hideous just own it.

1  BoardroomBimmy 2017-10-13

No, he'd still have no talent and a terrible voice and stupid interests. But he would look slightly less stupid.

1  9NepaliRed6 2017-10-13

Yes. It's about time.

Or, he could always do a Hulk Hogan and wear a do-rag on his head like his hero.

1  RooRooRahRah 2017-10-13

For us who have known of him for a long time, it won't change anything. But it will help him with newer audiences moving forward.

1  MAGAUSA1776 2017-10-13

He would get sympathy as a albino African American child with leukemia.

1  TheKingOfNeverLose 2017-10-13

I'm bald and I also look like shit with a shaved head. San looks like he'll also be in this category.