My fellow Knights of Columbus and I are looking to book a comedian for a show. The Comedian needs to be 100% Italian. Any suggestions?

39  2017-10-13 by Proptrash

41 comments

1  sc2dacore7 2017-10-13

Nick Dipaolo

1  Proptrash 2017-10-13

Someone less intense. Someone who tells jokes about fatherhood and medication.

1  lolercakesmcgee 2017-10-13

Pete Davidson

1  Proptrash 2017-10-13

Does he take Adderal?

1  lolercakesmcgee 2017-10-13

Strongly addicted to marijuana, he appears to be the only documented case of this rare affliction.

1  Proptrash 2017-10-13

I hear he's bipolar too

1  lolercakesmcgee 2017-10-13

Even better, borderline personality disorder. Sort of like a chameleon person.

1  Proptrash 2017-10-13

So he's great at impressions?

1  lolercakesmcgee 2017-10-13

It's all he does, he literally does not even know who he is inside.

1  Proptrash 2017-10-13

I'd fuck his girlfriend Carly

1  TheJerkOfAllJerks 2017-10-13

he hasn't been with Carly for like 3 years. he's fucking Larry David's daughter now. (who I would also fuck the hell out of)

1  lowend73 2017-10-13

Well, he is simian in his appearance. Think Early Man mixed with Lancelot Ape, Secret Chimp.

1  steezycheesefries 2017-10-13

All comedians are fuck ups . Even the clean ones but who cares .

1  stinksskc 2017-10-13

Lol

1  _snoop_ 2017-10-13

I heard his dad got caught blowing a dude at WTC

1  6jesus6christ6 2017-10-13

he makes the spurious claim that he's "half english".

1  Ant_Sucks 2017-10-13

Yes, Alessandro Rossi of Tuscany. He's hilarious. The only problem is that he doesn't speak English, because he's 100% Italian. And he lives in Itay.

1  Single_Action_Army 2017-10-13

Shit's still probably funnier in Italian than the other comic's material in English

1  NortheastPhilly 2017-10-13

Gallagher

1  turdthief2 2017-10-13

Jim Nordon

1  Proptrash 2017-10-13

Jim Nordone

1  turdthief2 2017-10-13

Jim Nordon't

1  Yaseetheo 2017-10-13

Tss what about Jim NorTON!

1  turdthief2 2017-10-13

Tim Jorton

1  MSteve1232000 2017-10-13

Jeffery Newton

1  turdthief2 2017-10-13

Nick Torsion

1  i_suck_knicker_digg 2017-10-13

dick tissue

1  Dick_Kickass_II 2017-10-13

tsss i heard that guy was fawkin heavy tssssss

1  Anarox 2017-10-13

Doesn't ring a bell, I know one hacky wannabe comedian

1  MF_Cumio 2017-10-13

Lauren Kubera

1  JayBoo1980 2017-10-13

sebastian maniscalco. You might have to dip into the KoC molestation fund though, he's listed in the top 10 highest grossing comedians of last year.

1  throwawaymanthrows 2017-10-13

I was going to suggest Joe Matarese but then I saw that you want a comedian.

1  ryanindayton 2017-10-13

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjBpIb9tu7WAhUnwVQKHdc9DyAQtwIIKzAA&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DvlYQrR17060&usg=AOvVaw3s9N3zpV7VjEmg2i3FtqbT

1  OpieMargera 2017-10-13

gary busei

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1  DeafandMutePenguin 2017-10-13

Columbus! What is that some type of hate group you nazi piece of shit! That means me and patchouli smelling comrades can punch you and your racist group.

1  swankyturd 2017-10-13

Silvio Berlusconi

1  Throwaway98709860 2017-10-13

Ralphie May

1  Donbwee 2017-10-13

I know a ny Jew who is free

1  Single_Action_Army 2017-10-13

Anthony Cumia. Guy killed at the Big Jay roast...
So I hear...
From Cumia...

1  Andkcojskaosncicoanw 2017-10-13

No

1  Awkawardsilence 2017-10-13

Mike Brochetti.