Last week we had a dozen people here dedicated to making memes about a toddler playing street-luge, and this cunt has literally thousands of people thinking she knows what's funny.
I still keep laughing at the Vizio Heaven Kid picture. I genuinely think that was the funniest day this sub has ever had, and there's been some fair competition
2017 women are fucking abominable cunts who use the concept of a service dog, which was thought up initially for physically disabled people such as those who are blind, as justification to carry a shitty little dog around for their fibromyalgia and irritable bowel syndrome.
Women are boycotting Twitter today? That is hilarious. What a dumb protest. The number 1 thing men want from women is for them is to stop talking. And now they are going to do that to teach us a lesson?
Get it? Because 2017 women are fucking abominable cunts who use the concept of a service dog, which was thought up initially for physically disabled people such as those who are blind, as justification to carry a shitty little dog around for their fibromyalgia and irritable bowel syndrome.
I don't think that a disproportionate amount of women are unfunny but the unfunny ones are all unfunny in the exact same way. It all lame jokes about sex and food that appeal to chubby whores. Good female comics appeal to women and men.
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1 bonniesretardsister 2017-10-13
And the first reply is someone accusing her of stealing the joke. Good job whore.
1 PMmeyourbetakeys 2017-10-13
Not to defend the slit but this is such a shit Chip level joke that it's not hard to imagine parallel thinking.
1 lord_minidisc 2017-10-13
https://twitter.com/MUMSIEesq/status/856991388046692353
What about parallel capitalization and spacing my dude?
1 PMmeyourbetakeys 2017-10-13
Come to think of it i am pretty sure i've heard this joke a long time ago in some special.
1 lord_minidisc 2017-10-13
It was on Elephant in the Room. RIP.
1 Bams_seed 2017-10-13
😂 when i was little my dad made me say i had a medical condition so he could bring water bottles full of liquor into sporting events.
1 TSA_Precheck 2017-10-13
He actually wasn't lying.
1 sjeffiesjeff 2017-10-13
Is autism a medical condition?
1 Spokker 2017-10-13
Nah he was gay.
1 DOPIEandSTANLEY 2017-10-13
Awe :) your dad hated himself
1 youknightedstates2 2017-10-13
Food huma!
1 robocopsboner 2017-10-13
Look at the amount of likes and retweets.
Last week we had a dozen people here dedicated to making memes about a toddler playing street-luge, and this cunt has literally thousands of people thinking she knows what's funny.
1 puppy_action_team 2017-10-13
Believe it or not, people actually find our sense of humour abhorrent.
1 ellasmitherson 2017-10-13
Despite how funny it would be, I honestly wouldn't want to live in a society where dead kid humor was main stream.
1 halareous 2017-10-13
mainstream
1 crunchtimestudio 2017-10-13
I still keep laughing at the Vizio Heaven Kid picture. I genuinely think that was the funniest day this sub has ever had, and there's been some fair competition
1 Bluesmoky 2017-10-13
It was the joke of all jokes, no doubt...
https://twitter.com/1stGrumpydude/status/918520705041416192
1 866-Ron-0-Fez 2017-10-13
No diggity
1 lemskroob 2017-10-13
Oh, Eileen. You've completely missed the point!
1 xavier_stock 2017-10-13
Women are objectively shit.
1 breadmoccasin 2017-10-13
No don't you get it?
2017 women are fucking abominable cunts who use the concept of a service dog, which was thought up initially for physically disabled people such as those who are blind, as justification to carry a shitty little dog around for their fibromyalgia and irritable bowel syndrome.
Fuck this cunt.
1 ajax3006 2017-10-13
That's hucking filarious
1 po9989 2017-10-13
Hahah I love food! xD
1 hoohootellemkeith 2017-10-13
Nom nom nom
1 hoohootellemkeith 2017-10-13
Please kill me
1 Joemomma101 2017-10-13
Women are boycotting Twitter today? That is hilarious. What a dumb protest. The number 1 thing men want from women is for them is to stop talking. And now they are going to do that to teach us a lesson?
1 johnfreeman1111111 2017-10-13
Everyone in those replies should be taken outside and shot in front of their families.
1 Throwaway98709860 2017-10-13
She's one of those girls that acts and dresses like she's a prom queen, but doesn't realize that she's probably a 6 at best
1 Lasagna_Hat 2017-10-13
It's really not that bad. The responses are disgusting
"OMG I needed this tweet in my life right now!"
Did ya? Ugh
1 Taureg01 2017-10-13
The people re-tweeting this and saying "It's the perfect joke" should be euthanized
1 lord_minidisc 2017-10-13
Take their life, please.
1 breadmoccasin 2017-10-13
Get it? Because 2017 women are fucking abominable cunts who use the concept of a service dog, which was thought up initially for physically disabled people such as those who are blind, as justification to carry a shitty little dog around for their fibromyalgia and irritable bowel syndrome.
Fuck you cunt.
1 lord_minidisc 2017-10-13
Her podcast actually looks great. http://www.snacksandhacks.com/
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-10-13
I don't think that a disproportionate amount of women are unfunny but the unfunny ones are all unfunny in the exact same way. It all lame jokes about sex and food that appeal to chubby whores. Good female comics appeal to women and men.
1 crunchtimestudio 2017-10-13
I stopped reading here
1 CellularPeptideCake 2017-10-13
BLIND GUY: Nice to meet you, ma'am. By that smell I can tell that you also have a service dog with you. ME: Um, that's my pussy, sir.
Where is my Mark Twain prize?
1 TangerineReam 2017-10-13
I blasted her months ago during the "Weekly SJW comedian" thing. Here's how she responded to our attacks: https://twitter.com/Eden_Eats/status/851108363077263361
1 literalotherkin 2017-10-13
JEWS ROCK. *Proceeds to dance
1 iSOBigD 2017-10-13
Get over it you guys, she's funny and in no way just wants attention or a modeling/acting gig.
1 Mjr2031 2017-10-13
Wow more followers than Joe Matarese!
1 hoohootellemkeith 2017-10-13
Nom nom nom