Oh literal Dave Smith
145 2017-10-12 by StewartScoldedCumia
Your girlfriend bitched about her bosses because that’s what girlfriends do. They bitch and they gossip about everybody. It doesn’t mean she doesn’t like them. It’s just what women do. They bitch and vent about everything privately so that they can go out publicly the next day and play sweet and nice. And she didn’t want to quit comedy or podcasting. She was just unsure of herself and wanted reassurance from her boyfriend. It was basically like her asking whether she’s getting fat. Of course you responded like an insecure douche that needed to feel better than someone. You didn’t believe in her, so she quit even though she’s made more of a name for herself in podcasting than you have. You’re like the U-God of LOS: forgotten. And, yes, I’m white knighting against Chip’s Cuck because I wanna lick Chip’s cum out of Lauren’s hairy cooter.
34 comments
1 fawwkyeah 2017-10-12
We've shit on Dave a lot and he totally deserves it, but Lauren seriously fucked up her own life.
She went from a loved wife to essentially a prop on a radio character's podacast. And now she doesn't even have that.
1 zenicaone 2017-10-12
isnt that what women do
1 sickfuckinpuppies 2017-10-12
probs time of the month
1 Eternalforms 2017-10-12
Libertas down to 2.6 stars and falling on amazon
https://www.amazon.com/product-reviews/B0756RN5DV/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_viewopt_srt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=recent&pageNumber=1
1 lolercakesmcgee 2017-10-12
RIP rest is peckahs
Double gunz peece a G
1 harriswill 2017-10-12
1 chickenfan1 2017-10-12
This guy really takes it on the chin. Checked him out after I heard about him on podacasts. Could probably turn his act around just has to keep chipping away at the material. I bought a copy for me and one for my uncle paul, I’ll be returning mine at least.
1 BullsLawDan 2017-10-12
I'm out of the loop, who was she married to before?
1 hard_to_explain 2017-10-12
Mr. Kubera
1 sindrone7 2017-10-12
Yeah I'm tired of women getting a pass on personal responsibility. She's an adult.
1 MyMyMyMyTrainsona 2017-10-12
She just gotta keep her chin on the grindstone
1 drake_411 2017-10-12
Shit man, as if Jim didn’t destroy the man enough earlier you certainly put the cherry on top.
1 aTwinkForFez 2017-10-12
this is insightful, I completely agree
1 Blink-Blink 2017-10-12
We've known this for 10,000 years. We've only unlearned this in the last 50.
1 FlashVirus 2017-10-12
That cunt will lose Dave in a year or so once she starts with her usual bitch behavior "but i'm not happpy" shit. Before you know it she'll be overweight, 35, and ugly posting on feminist blogs about how male comedians used and abused her causing her to leave comedy. Norton will be the Weinstein of that year.
1 enzo_trash 2017-10-12
he prays for that kind of heat
1 rahtin 2017-10-12
Jim doesn't drink and he's aware of what a creep he is, so I doubt there's much harrassment, he keeps that under control. He seems to just harrass sex workers, because he feels justified in objectifying them.
1 hard_to_explain 2017-10-12
Plus, no one is going to come forward admitting they gave Jim Norton rim jobs
1 dmix 2017-10-12
I love how this has become a predicable cliche. Actually it's fucking annoying. That's what happens when you let girls vote
1 TravisBickle1990 2017-10-12
U-God... What a reference
1 Skivsamlaren 2017-10-12
Pleasure Or Pain is the only song of his I liked.
1 _youtubot_ 2017-10-12
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1 InHell1979 2017-10-12
He talked about taking Ginko Biloba in Wu Tang Forever, which is ironic since everyone forgot about this mugz career.
1 MCLyleStyle 2017-10-12
Dave wishes he was as relevant as GoldenArmz
1 Killgore 2017-10-12
It seemed like he was lying about it anyway.
1 MuddahSockCuckah 2017-10-12
Is Zac Amico the Cappadonna?
1 Sicboy69 2017-10-12
Thanks for mansplaining.
1 breadmoccasin 2017-10-12
I think you might be somewhat right, but I think a lot more of it was the unexpected celebrity pre-taped things for the Chip/Lauren wedding.
That made Dave insecure and scared and he got her out of there very fast.
1 rahtin 2017-10-12
I'd love to hear the speech he gave her about her comedy being bad.
1 illydelph 2017-10-12
What did Golden Arms ever do to you?
1 dmix 2017-10-12
new album today? i had no idear, thanks for the heads up. Illadelph
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1 momomike 2017-10-12
dave needs to learn women dynamics. for instance, when she comes home at 3 am limping, a little high and complaining about her bull, take it with a grain of salt.
it's a woman's nature to complain, even when the photo evidence shows she was having a good time during the stretching session:
https://image.ibb.co/jpDAow/IMG_0203.png
https://image.ibb.co/dXrc1G/IMG_0219.jpg
1 Skivsamlaren 2017-10-12
Pleasure Or Pain is the only song of his I liked.
1 InHell1979 2017-10-12
He talked about taking Ginko Biloba in Wu Tang Forever, which is ironic since everyone forgot about this mugz career.
1 MCLyleStyle 2017-10-12
Dave wishes he was as relevant as GoldenArmz