Rumour has it that his cock's dimensions were of such ludicrous length and girth that Lauren chose a future of McDonald's for dinner every night comfort, the occasional Friday night muff-diving orgasm and libertarian political jokes over getting her cunny brutalised by Mr Kubera's 2- Red-Bull-cans-welded-together beef rocket.
Yea I'm her ex husband, what are ya gonna do about it? Tough guy. I'll meet you anytime anyplace and I'll beat your little ass black and blue. Oh yeah? Go fuck yourself ya faggot queer. BEANTOWN
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1 Opprobriousness 2017-10-12
I want to ask him if there was ever a time where she was blowing him and she nailed in the balls with that chin. Couldn't have been pleasant.
1 zenicaone 2017-10-12
I have a feeling that he stuck it in her shitter without asking, and her jaw dropped.
She filed for divorce after.
1 rahtin 2017-10-12
But first she told her lawyer a month before and he advised her not to tell him
1 TheStarman64 2017-10-12
Why does she have the long face?
1 Belchides 2017-10-12
chin?
1 SomeCakeForDaChippah 2017-10-12
Why'd you leave dis bitch
1 GWARscientist 2017-10-12
She left him,she explains it here 26 mins into this bland shitfest:
http://happyneverafter.libsyn.com/cool-ranch-on-the-couch-with-lauren-kubera-0
1 herpacin 2017-10-12
Is it called cool ranch on the couch because it's covered in viscous pussy juices?
1 GWARscientist 2017-10-12
Yup , sticky cooter juice. She was fingering herself to Last Comic Standing.
1 The-Lunger 2017-10-12
This sounds like Todd Pettengill wrote it.
1 GableXX 2017-10-12
Dude, everyone has a podcast.
1 expedition11g 2017-10-12
We fell in love in high school. I was young and didn't know I would get better looking and richer as I got older. #noregrets
1 phza784 2017-10-12
I think she actually been divorced twice already.
1 xBrianSmithx 2017-10-12
Nothing like two alimony checks to support your "art".
1 The-Lunger 2017-10-12
At her age, if that's true, she must be bat shit crazy.
1 McGowan9 2017-10-12
I would like him to confirm one thing.
Rumour has it that his cock's dimensions were of such ludicrous length and girth that Lauren chose a future of McDonald's for dinner every night comfort, the occasional Friday night muff-diving orgasm and libertarian political jokes over getting her cunny brutalised by Mr Kubera's 2- Red-Bull-cans-welded-together beef rocket.
1 havingmadfun 2017-10-12
This description is too vivid for a straight man
1 HugininuM 2017-10-12
He was definitely tuggin his pud as he wrote that.
1 McGowan9 2017-10-12
Why thank you.
1 momomike 2017-10-12
were you two still together while she was fucking this bull? did you prep?
https://image.ibb.co/jpDAow/IMG_0203.png
1 dirtyernie23 2017-10-12
Someone's gonna have to read this AMA to him.
1 cabaretcabaret 2017-10-12
Was Bobby Kelly the one who broke the news to you?
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2017-10-12
Yea I'm her ex husband, what are ya gonna do about it? Tough guy. I'll meet you anytime anyplace and I'll beat your little ass black and blue. Oh yeah? Go fuck yourself ya faggot queer. BEANTOWN
1 Dennyislife 2017-10-12
still hurting she left you because all you wanted to do was watch tv then?
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2017-10-12
I'll neva apologize for watchin the sox, pats, bruins or celtics. I ain't no sunny day fan neither.
1 HugininuM 2017-10-12
He was definitely tuggin his pud as he wrote that.
1 McGowan9 2017-10-12
Why thank you.
1 Dennyislife 2017-10-12
still hurting she left you because all you wanted to do was watch tv then?
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2017-10-12
I'll neva apologize for watchin the sox, pats, bruins or celtics. I ain't no sunny day fan neither.