Yeah, I'm fat.

0  2017-10-12 by ImTakingADumpAsIType

So what? I'm willing to bet that at least 70% of the members of this sub are fat.

Our appearances don't matter on this sub; that's why we all post here -- to have people love and accept us for our words. To connect with people through our thoughts and ideas.To make true friendships on an emotional and deep level.

In closing, stop calling me fat.

26 comments

1  redtheftauto 2017-10-12

Shut up you self important fat faggot.

1  ImTakingADumpAsIType 2017-10-12

I'm sorry, but I had to address the "elephant in the room" (pun intended) so that we can all move on and focus on other things.

1  UnemployedOpie 2017-10-12

I'm just here to say 'nigger', fatso

1  ImTakingADumpAsIType 2017-10-12

Thankfully, I am not black.

1  zenicaone 2017-10-12

Bob Kelly fat?

1  Dennyislife 2017-10-12

Go for a run you fat cunt

1  David_Tosk 2017-10-12

I'm tagging you as fat on RES

1  ImTakingADumpAsIType 2017-10-12

What's RES?

1  David_Tosk 2017-10-12

It makes reddit better https://redditenhancementsuite.com/

1  OkaySeriouslyBro 2017-10-12

"The O&A sub is my personal blog for whatever stupid thought pops in my head" posters are the fucking worst.

1  ImTakingADumpAsIType 2017-10-12

It lightens the mood on an otherwise grim sub.

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-10-12

I need you to run back out and get some ointment for my "Louise" tattoo, baby. It was already super infected and I just wiped out real bad on my moped coming back from the liquor store and scraped it all the fuck up. I also need a ride. The Daymak's fucked.

1  ImTakingADumpAsIType 2017-10-12

Are you a writer?

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-10-12

You know I ride around on my Daymak collecting cans, ya stupit bitch. So I guess I'm jobless until you buy me a new fuckin' moped.

1  Bams_seed 2017-10-12

Guys are allowed to be fat. Girls aren't. Get out, fatty

1  cormacMcCarthysWhore 2017-10-12

even if you were fat, i'd munch on your coarse pubic hair

1  andrewjacksonjihadz 2017-10-12

Not foolin me, Big Amy

1  cormacMcCarthysWhore 2017-10-12

heterosexual women being insecure about their weight is way un-sexier than their weight itself.

if people talk shit about your sexual prowess, hit them back with how perverted and hygienic you are - those are the things that REALLY matter.

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-10-12

I found a man's thong in Louise's dresser while I was looking for money. It had the monogram "c.McC's.W." embroidered on it.

Any idea how that would have got there, pal?

1  cormacMcCarthysWhore 2017-10-12

a man's thong? no idea. i just borrow panties from my fat girlfriend.

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-10-12

Listen, if you're not black or you don't sell hard drugs, I don't want you fucking my wife anymore. I know what's been going on. I've been really kicking the shit out of her in the basement since I caught on.

1  ImTakingADumpAsIType 2017-10-12

I love him for his mind.

1  Opprobriousness 2017-10-12

Do the titties justify the fatness?

1  The-Liberace-Flu 2017-10-12

You finally admit to fatness now how bad do you smell?

1  UnfunnyFaggott 2017-10-12

Losing weight is quite easy, you fucking lazy fat faggot. You have no excuse and you should probably kill yourself. The first week is hard but after that your body adjusts.

1  ImTakingADumpAsIType 2017-10-12

This is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me here.

1  UnwarrantedArrogance 2017-10-12

I bet your tits are pretty fat. Pics?

1  Canned_Laugh 2017-10-12

Fat and a faggot to boot. God really hates you and your metabolism.