hey dat part of the podacast where I called him a pseudo-bobo, cut dat part ouuutt... and cut outt dat part where i called him melba toast, i don't want that on the podacast..
No it was a shirt with Cartman dressed as Hitler with the words "HIPSTER JÜGEND" prominently displayed in Nordic-y lettering, which is considered in poor taste everywhere but Poland apparently.
Well, it's not like Hitler left any of them to push back on these stereotypes. Poland was completely wiped clean, the rest that survived ended up in the US.
Poland is also the whitest country in the world with the lowest immigration. I wouldn't expect nuanced opinions from them...
Spends an hour "trashing" him, then talks off air and everything is cool now. Guess we jumped the gun on having Jimmy back. The ol' salad eating, prep taking, middle of the road worm is here to stay.
Either Dave completely cucked out and asked Jim to stop, or Lauren is actually sick and Jim stopped because he felt bad for her. It sucks either way that he won't shit directly down Dave's throat, but I get it.
If only Jimmy was more reckless and not giving a fuck it'd be more entertaining... maybe there's a reason he's the only one left on SiriusXM (with talent).
Of course they'd do it off the air, though. Dave can't afford to be in a war with anyone more famous than him, so he took advantage of Jim's need to be loved by everyone and probably had him apologizing in minutes. They both knew it was going to be an embarassing call. Now Jim can spin it how he wants.
"Look man, it was just a weird situation. That shit happens sometimes, but I really do like Dave and all those guys so I'm glad we worked it out." And then Sam gives his spiel about how all the fighting is just unnecessary.
I wish Jim would keep going after him, but hey, if Dave can recognize that he doesn't have the intellect or sense of yumah to dispute that he is a bland piece of Melba toast, he's more self-aware than I gave him credit for.
Jim was evening doing impressions of him. Dave must have known he was wrong and thought best to privately squash it. Guess him and Lauren are leaving comedy.
Good, so instead of listening to them talk on the air we get to hear the boring recap tomorrow. Let me guess, it was "all a misunderstanding" and "we're fine with each other". Personally, I would've said fuck it and sacrified my friendship with a nobody like Dave to look like I had a spine again for a few days.
This whole thing has smelled a little fishy from the start. Maybe this was a play all along to jazz up the numbahs for the podacast, Jim&Sam and the Skanks.
It was a fuckload of drama about a fairly minor piece of news.
That's why he was careful to keep his little jabs safe, as usual. Everyone thought mean Jim was returning, but I heard slightly upset Jim, which is all there is left since Ant got fired.
Fuck him, Dave, and that big chinned cunt, too. Oh, and Sam.
I disagree that he kept it safe. "Background noise," "pseudointellectual Bobo," and "[as bland as] Melba toast" are all pretty insulting to someone who talks for a living.
Dave is just a weak cuckold, willing to pathetically roll over when confronted for his passive-aggressive misbehavior.
Oh I agree Dave is a worthless pos, but I think people are forgetting how vicious mean Jimmy really was back in the day. All that shit was really tame compared to how he would have ripped that nobody just 4 years ago.
Good luck cramming the Dave hatred genie back into the bottle. Jay was mocked for his appearance and lifestyle while still being respected on a fundamental level for his comedic contributions. Dave was simply tolerated and never given much real consideration until this saga put a spotlight (that won't dim anytime soon) on his fundamental deficiencies.
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1 ArtificePink 2017-10-12
hey dat part of the podacast where I called him a pseudo-bobo, cut dat part ouuutt... and cut outt dat part where i called him melba toast, i don't want that on the podacast..
1 NumeroOtto 2017-10-12
FUCK! God fucking damn it ! Just when angry jim comes back, that KIKE takes him away.
1 FatMosque 2017-10-12
at least we got one good hour out of it
1 lawntoilet 2017-10-12
THE JEW WILL STEAL YOUR YUMA, CHIPPAH
1 CONCHOPETEghostcock 2017-10-12
FUCK!
1 T2Tall 2017-10-12
What a worm.
1 Vulgah 2017-10-12
Dave Smith? Yes he is
1 Dawgsie 2017-10-12
From a venomous morning to a vagina tickling afternoon. It’s almost as if they are both over-reactionary queers...
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-10-12
FFFFFFFFFFAAAAAWWWWWWK!!!!
1 dogvoicemail 2017-10-12
fuck dave anyways, dumb fuck exposed himself for the lying cuck that he was
1 Vulgah 2017-10-12
Louis probably told Dave to call Jimmy before it blows up in his face, pretty jewie.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-10-12
Louis who?
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-10-12
Hello Mr owl.
Nice toweet you.
:)
1 UnemployedOpie 2017-10-12
The Jew will apologize to ya, Chippah
1 jimmybrite 2017-10-12
"The Jew Cries Out in Pain as He Strikes You." Polish Proverb
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-10-12
I saw a guy wearing a "Hipster Jügend" shirt in Krakow and my one Polack friend says they still haaaate the kikes over there. The more you know.
1 BlewRaja 2017-10-12
is Hipster Jugend a band? What's their deal?
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-10-12
No it was a shirt with Cartman dressed as Hitler with the words "HIPSTER JÜGEND" prominently displayed in Nordic-y lettering, which is considered in poor taste everywhere but Poland apparently.
1 dmix 2017-10-12
Well, it's not like Hitler left any of them to push back on these stereotypes. Poland was completely wiped clean, the rest that survived ended up in the US.
Poland is also the whitest country in the world with the lowest immigration. I wouldn't expect nuanced opinions from them...
1 ArtificePink 2017-10-12
Holy shit that’s fucking perfect.
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-10-12
Goddamnit. Just got my old Terry Clifford twitter activated again for some jocktober hijinks.
1 JMueller2012 2017-10-12
I'm fat
1 bigstephen420 2017-10-12
Spends an hour "trashing" him, then talks off air and everything is cool now. Guess we jumped the gun on having Jimmy back. The ol' salad eating, prep taking, middle of the road worm is here to stay.
1 lawntoilet 2017-10-12
Either Dave completely cucked out and asked Jim to stop, or Lauren is actually sick and Jim stopped because he felt bad for her. It sucks either way that he won't shit directly down Dave's throat, but I get it.
1 dmix 2017-10-12
If only Jimmy was more reckless and not giving a fuck it'd be more entertaining... maybe there's a reason he's the only one left on SiriusXM (with talent).
1 cbanks420lol 2017-10-12
The worm always wins.
1 Guinness525 2017-10-12
Wish they could have done it on the air. This is anticlimactic as fuck.
1 Lilcumia 2017-10-12
Fuckin this. Ones a radio host and the others a podcaster.
1 AFX337 2017-10-12
Of course they'd do it off the air, though. Dave can't afford to be in a war with anyone more famous than him, so he took advantage of Jim's need to be loved by everyone and probably had him apologizing in minutes. They both knew it was going to be an embarassing call. Now Jim can spin it how he wants.
"Look man, it was just a weird situation. That shit happens sometimes, but I really do like Dave and all those guys so I'm glad we worked it out." And then Sam gives his spiel about how all the fighting is just unnecessary.
1 ArtificePink 2017-10-12
I dunno, it’s tough, man... like, I was even trying to completely motherfuck the guy, because, again, it’s almost like...
1 JMueller2012 2017-10-12
https://youtu.be/5UL4_nL5FCU
1 Lilcumia 2017-10-12
Couldn't call ino the show, Dave? These guys know good radio.
1 dmix 2017-10-12
They need Opie to captain this ship. Save it fo the show
1 turnthemaround 2017-10-12
Ok, I guess that means we should stop making fun of Dave Smith. Pack it up, boys.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-10-12
I'm pretty sure Jim knows the way the subreddit hate machine works by now.
This place is like a barrel of liquid shit on a hill. Once it gets pushed over the edge, it's not stopping till whomever's at the bottom is covered.
1 Holdontoyabutt 2017-10-12
The Lord has sent us a poet
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-10-12
Denny be praised
1 InHell1979 2017-10-12
https://twitter.com/JimNorton/status/918509451778371584
He retweeted. Fight's over.
Shit.
1 BlewRaja 2017-10-12
Now it's Bobby's turn to strike. No apologies, Bob, you fat pig
1 herpacin 2017-10-12
Queue the whale mating songs.
1 boring_oneliner 2017-10-12
he really learned from opie and anthony.
1 Lilcumia 2017-10-12
Dave 'legion of skanks''smarmy army' Smith calls off air to squash it when called out.
What a Bitch.
1 lawntoilet 2017-10-12
I wish Jim would keep going after him, but hey, if Dave can recognize that he doesn't have the intellect or sense of yumah to dispute that he is a bland piece of Melba toast, he's more self-aware than I gave him credit for.
1 Lilcumia 2017-10-12
Jim was evening doing impressions of him. Dave must have known he was wrong and thought best to privately squash it. Guess him and Lauren are leaving comedy.
1 herpacin 2017-10-12
That implies they entered
1 AFX337 2017-10-12
Good, so instead of listening to them talk on the air we get to hear the boring recap tomorrow. Let me guess, it was "all a misunderstanding" and "we're fine with each other". Personally, I would've said fuck it and sacrified my friendship with a nobody like Dave to look like I had a spine again for a few days.
1 84Heel 2017-10-12
This whole thing has smelled a little fishy from the start. Maybe this was a play all along to jazz up the numbahs for the podacast, Jim&Sam and the Skanks.
It was a fuckload of drama about a fairly minor piece of news.
1 mcb84 2017-10-12
I don't care if Jim likes him or not, Dave is still a smug unfunny douche.
1 xoemoscrubxo 2017-10-12
Jim didn't go on skanks, Dave didn't go on J&S. They're both wormy faggots and I'll keep listening to both shows because I'm a queer.
1 Yaseetheo 2017-10-12
Of course SyrianZzzzzz made a video about it with his mush mouth again.
1 Anthonysnewcohost 2017-10-12
BOOOOO
1 Phkna1 2017-10-12
The worm showa his true colors.
1 Slothjew 2017-10-12
the Chippah still hates him
1 RacistPigeon 2017-10-12
That's why he was careful to keep his little jabs safe, as usual. Everyone thought mean Jim was returning, but I heard slightly upset Jim, which is all there is left since Ant got fired. Fuck him, Dave, and that big chinned cunt, too. Oh, and Sam.
1 lawntoilet 2017-10-12
I disagree that he kept it safe. "Background noise," "pseudointellectual Bobo," and "[as bland as] Melba toast" are all pretty insulting to someone who talks for a living.
Dave is just a weak cuckold, willing to pathetically roll over when confronted for his passive-aggressive misbehavior.
1 RacistPigeon 2017-10-12
Oh I agree Dave is a worthless pos, but I think people are forgetting how vicious mean Jimmy really was back in the day. All that shit was really tame compared to how he would have ripped that nobody just 4 years ago.
1 DougmanWGodspeed 2017-10-12
This doesn't necessarily mean the Dave Smith/Bobo photoshops have to come to an end though, right guys??
1 jofreal 2017-10-12
Good luck cramming the Dave hatred genie back into the bottle. Jay was mocked for his appearance and lifestyle while still being respected on a fundamental level for his comedic contributions. Dave was simply tolerated and never given much real consideration until this saga put a spotlight (that won't dim anytime soon) on his fundamental deficiencies.
1 Mantis_Toboggan369 2017-10-12
Dave and Lauren want to keep her pecker attaching surgery a secret.
1 AI_BorIand 2017-10-12
"Everything between us is completely fine"
I don't think so, Jim
1 BlewRaja 2017-10-12
Now it's Bobby's turn to strike. No apologies, Bob, you fat pig
1 dmix 2017-10-12
They need Opie to captain this ship. Save it fo the show