Jim is destroying Dave.

260  2017-10-12 by Creattol

Mocked his achievements, comedic abilities, political knowledge, general intelligence within the first two spiels.

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Sams doing a good job of explaining it out for the layman.

Then repeating explanation over in a little different tone of voice thinking that it will get a laugh this time

He just repeats what Jim says with 2x the words in a grating nasally voice.

He only does that 30% of the time, max.

He's awful.

Seriously? I thought he'd be his typical cowardly self. Might need to give this a listen later.

Just said something along the lines of "my fictional character has had more success than anything you've ever done"

And he's right, if it wasn't for this sub I'd have never have heard of him.

He was in the O&A/TACs world and I've never heard of the dude.

a puerto rican

That's true for his own career lol

hes calling kenny and keith and asked for 24 hrs protection

He’s actually going all in. He’s not trying to be funny, just obviously pissed

he's only a coward around people that can help his career.

anyone streaming it?

political knowledge

I can Jim shitting on everything but that one. Jim is a retard about politics.

We're going all in with Chip, save it for next week.

Tsss wait wait!! Pushing all our chips In the middle of the table or something !!!

Jim doesn't pretend to be some great political commentator though. Dave is trying to be the libertarian Bill Maher.

He's closer to being a librarian.

I hope Dave's tomorrow's Budd Dwyer.

haha I hope he sticks a gun in his mouth and pulls the trigger too

You think Bill Maher is a "great political commentator"?

No, which makes Dave's attempt to follow his career path even sadder.

I understand now. Yeah it does.

so we are pretending jirn never do that deep inhale to sound smart?

Sure but so is Dave

Each clip Jim keeps reminding them that them saying they laughed at him talking about this on air gives him permission to shit on dave and then shitting on him.

Good bury that cocksucker. For the most part I fucking hate libertarians.

Cool. Thanks for the caveated update.

Sorry didnt mean to offend. Up the Ayn rand!!

The logical party? Why?

Logic? I don't think you know what that means.

Gary Johnson was the most measured, logical political figure in post-War US history.

Aint no liberals around here so he's probably a republican who blames libertarians for not supporting the party that spent money faster than democrats for two decades and wants to expand the drug war. Or finds them smug nerds and he's an insecure dummy.

But every group of people deserves a beating. Libertarians aren't immune.

There are definitely liberals around here. Just cause Ant is insanely conservative doesn't mean everyone on the subreddit is as well.

That was a joke.

My bad. I didnt mean that in a literal sense but kinda thought you were suggesting this sub is similar to the fanbase Ant cultivated after getting all political on TACS and Infowars.

This sub has been getting more Stormfront-y in recently which was why I joked about it

Speaking of which, I've got a badge custom-made for good-natured fellows like you.

Will it make me look like a sheriff?

Well, it is a sort of star.

Can you make it say "Jude"? I'm a big Jude Law fan, thanks

Already ahead of you. We're on the same page, bruthaman.

Election time last year was way worse

Thousands? Dozens, maybe. This is a British twink sub.

Norton will still spend the night edging over the thought them fucking while laughing at him.

I think the retard has Alzheimer's. He repeated himself 5 times on the 5 same subjects. We get it, you're glad. I hope him and Dave have an AIDS fight in a pink kiddie pool.

Le boo.

This is fuckin great.. Iv got a semi

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Oooh I can't wait to listen to this when I got the chance! This is turning out to be an entertaining birthday so far lol.

happy birthday pal, hope u have a swell day :)

Thanks

Happy b-day sweetie :)

Thanks bud. :)

Here u go pal

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A lethal amount of carfentanyl?

OD yuma

Is it full of cootah juice?

My salty cum.

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Oh that's something my Uncle Paul use to give me. He once said "it'll taste even better if you swallow it through your little buttocks."

That's fucking disgusting.

Hope you die before the next one, friend.

We don't spread that kind of hate here, pal.

Although there is something we all possess that we do very much love spreading.

( )*( )

Bussy.

:(

Hey stop bullying him!

I've never seen such vitriol aimed at someone on this sub. Disappointed.

Happy birthday fagot

Thanks bud

Hope you get herpes!!

Oh dear.

We Libras like balance. If someone shits on Jimmy then Jimmy has to shit on them.

I'm a libra too. The soundbar incident was my bday present from this place

Libra too. Sept. 30

Happy Birthday Artie!! Did you enjoy Maryjean's cooter?

Fuck that Dominican bitch

SavenForever, as far as birthdays go, today is yours.

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If you're under 13 can I have your number?

I'm 27, fat, single, and friendly. ;)

This should be our mantra

Glad people are finally get on board with the Dave hate, I refuse to listen to anything this cunt is involved in. Does he still do the uncomfortable "uuhh" after his joke bombs on LOS??

Everything he says is in a sarcastic cadence so he can always hide behind that when his joke bombs. Like "I didn't really mean it" type shit

Yes he does. He also has literally never said anything funny. I've always been blown away that Dave has people who don't just tolerate him but are actual fans of his. I just don't get what there is to like.

Dave is one of those new comics Patrice talked.

"I mean I'll say this in this sarcastic tone and if you dont think it's funny it's because I wasn't even trying to be"

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You mean you don't love the Dave Smith laugh-substitute clapping?

called him pseudointellectual Bobo

uhh taxation is theft awwulrite

The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me, from cumming in the toilet.

gimmie liberdee awwrite!

Awwul men were created equally, awwulrite?!

Ant whispers into Bobo's ear

Except the blacks.

A new nation conceived in herecomesthepre

Four Mr Maloonigans and Seven Rosies ago, my schnoodles were brought forth to this great nation awlright

has it been uploaded yet?

thanks babe

I think I love you.

So what am I so afraid of?

(My own latent homosexuality)

I would give up my ass for this man

could I watch ?

This is incredible. Getting glimpses of the "attack dog" Norton used to be in his early O&A days.

We want angry Jim

Yup, like the old days.

Imagine the next Chip Podacast "Ok we have libertarian comedian Daniel "Bobo" Kurlan in studio..."

I want this to happen so badly.

"I'm a staunch librarian, awlroight."

"I didn't know Norton texted me awrite, I'm not loying!"

What an unmitigated ass.

The unimitigated gall of him...

Since the Masden interview the show has improved. This is further evidence.

WHO IN THE FUCK IS CHIP CHIPPERSON?

Lyle

Tss yeah what about Pasden or sumpthin

I seriously don't get the hate for the show, its easily the best post o&a show.

Yeah, I see all of those daily posts saying "wow Sam was totally unlistenable today" and "Sam just did blah blah, how annoying"

... I really don't get why people don't like the show.

how far easier it is to curse the darkness than strike a match

Whatevs, cuz I got a fuckin blowtorch and shiznit.

Sam can be annoying and Jim can be a bit checked-out at times, and they get too many shitty guests instead of any comics, but yeah it's not a bad show overall.

Dave Smith fucking sucks.

g.o.a.t.

RRRRRAAAAAMOOOOON THIS STUPID CUCK THINKS ROADS AND SCHOOLS ARE NATURALLY OCCURING PHENOMENON!

Goddamn I miss the old show

if you're a comedian, you have to be more talented than Jim Norton to trash him. Like, if Norm MacDonald started trashing Norton it would be the greatest day of my life. But Dave Smith? Fuck that talentless piece of shit

It would be the greatest day of Jim's life too. Getting trashed by better comedians is like viagra to him.

Colin does it all the time.

but colin is one of jimmy best friends they go and get soft yogurt together all the time that is love

Soft yogurt is code for something else.

Its the equivalent of peanut sauce on pizza.

I think it means beat up and fuck a small greek boy

shuure it does

2 old Queens

in Manhattan!

Norm and Jim have this really weird animosity between them, anyone else ever noticed?

Remember when he was on O&A and Jim kicked him out of the studio so they could have Brock Lesner in?

Already seemed like they were less than good before that, at the Saget roast it was WERid manA

Jim Norton is one of the quickest comedians around why the fuck would an unfunny nobody think it would be a good idea to attack him?

I know this is an old hat thing to say but could this be a work, like to fuck with this sub?

i think its a fezzy style work

it was planned to stir the waters, but I think feelings are gonna get hurt accidentally when "truth" starts getting said in "jest"

they are using the new sudden heat of the chip podcast to warm their platforms

What's in it for Dave? He got killed and then Jim tweets they talked after the show, which means he won't get Zac to write him an actually funny line.

i think its a fezzy style work

it was planned to stir the waters, but I think feelings are gonna get hurt accidentally when "truth" starts getting said in "jest"

they are using the new sudden heat of the chip podcast to warm their platforms

Only when he's paying attention to the conversation or his phone died.

I'd love to see him on Norms show, that would be great.

Norm did trash him during a roast years back. "Who wouldn't wanna watch Henry Fonda pick blueberries?"

Norm MacDonald is not funnier than Norton. Maybe better at pure standup, but stop sucking off Norm for his "brilliance" you emperor's new clothes cuck. He's a tired older man in sweat pants who talks about sports with sincere interests

Dave is an unfunny faggot. I don't even know why Luis even promotes him that much, but we all know who's to blame for all this; Blobby Belly.

Because Luis is as well

Angry Norton is a fucking animal. There's no way anyone Dave smith thought this would be a good idea, were being played.

Yay!!!!! Podacast war!!!!

*podacast

I still hate Opie and brother Joe but the Dave smith bashing is just so refreshing its great that like Opie and Joe, he doesn't have the wit or means to deal it back.

Haha. Tbf laughing about Jim when he would do chip with Lauren is gonna piss him off.

nice...

Its great, love when Norton trashes ppl .. dave sucks

Text her just sent to Dave:

"It's Jim Norton, I'm a comedian and a radio personality. I was hoping we might be able to talk to you on the air. I realize you are super busy. ;)"

As embarrassingly exciting as the Dave bashing is, im withholding my ejaculate in the hopes they address and join in on the Opie trashing as well.

you guys wanted angry Norton

It wasn't the longest segment and the show got instantly less funny as soon as they stopped talking about it, but it was the best Jim rant in ages.

I just want a dead Norton

dassaedgetho

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I also want a fat Norton. Can we have that next please?

Braunheiser make it happen

You just have to pretend to be a Norwegian Tranny, sext with and do jerk off cam shows with him and encourage him to eat more and put on weight because you like a thickset, heavy man and you'll get your wish.

Tranny: Leest night I vas reeped by an engry moslem men.

Jim: Oh my god, that's terrible. Describe it in complete detail.

i want non sexually repressed Norton, the one who has grown into a mature adult who is comfortable being openly homo or bisexual

I’m beginning to believe some people are just fucked up for life, and that ‘fucked-up-ness’ is intrinsically connected to a person. (Probably me). But sometimes that fucked-up-ness is good. idk. Younger people can change more easily, but Jim is like 50.

Pft, Norton doesn't have the balls to unleash on Opie, but goes after a bland nobody that can't help him in his career?

Such a brave worm.

Opie is also a bland nobody.

And he can't even help his own career.

Did you just imply that opie could help jims career, you kook? Opie can't help his own career.

He could always put in a good word for Jim at the soup kitchen, though he probably still wouldn't cause he's a cunt.

Opie made jims career. Jim is running off of the fact Sirius has been trying to save money and try shows out. All in all Jim and Sam is so bland there can’t be any future with it.

I think dice had a big part too. My point was that opie has nothing to offer anyone now, not that he never did.

Or, Jim propped up a dying shock jock show for ten years with his comedic connections.

Wow. He is really motherfucking Dave here.

I miss angry Jimmy

STOP. That phrase annoys me so much.

Does it?

So is she:

-sick -getting out of podcasting -fed up with bobby and jim -all of the above

Dave is a jew but goddamn he'd be a horrible lawyer.

I'm not lawying, OK?????

She told them months in advance she was leaving yet she left abruptly in bad terms. Nice work Dave, you tremendous ass.

I'm surprised no one has suggested she left for cosmetic surgery.

Dave moved out of his mom's house and in with Lauren. He pressured her out of podcasting so she could get a job and pay for the rent.

He has money from somewhere. That’s how he can be awful and still survive.

They are all retarded - someone should get Lauren's husband on the phone, maybe he can shed some light.

  • He is background noise. Literally

  • We've had him in here before? Really?

Say what you want about Jim, but damn did he sum dave up perfectly.

He said something like "I forgot to shave!. I wear sunglasses cause I got deep shit going on behind them!" Was that a reference to that gay video he has out this one

Oh ewwwww

There are a million things wrong with this video, but I'm particularly amused by the "mob" of like 6 people on each side all in the most cheesedick "protester" costumes just yelling at each other across an invisible libe.

I FF through it but he actually pursed his lips and posed with the shades on at the end. Ooof.

"I had to put on a wig (on the Chip Podacast) because somebody stole the fuckin, sunglasses, unshaven, bland guy character." Fuckin Jimmy with the zingers right off the bat.

"Fuckin peesa Melba toast" Angry Jim/Chip blurring together, glorious.

Ive missed angry rant Jim, Fuck Dave Smith

The only reason Jim didn't give Opie this type of bashing is because Opie didn't open his yapper like No-Name did. Fuck Dave Smith and his stupid politics. Politics are gay to talk about nowadays. Just be funny.

Jim also had a 15 year relationship with Opie and at one point they were very good friends and they can both still look back and say they have good memories together. Also say what you want about Opie but he definitely helped advance Jim's career by putting him on the show, and eventually paid by the company. Opie is a sensitive faggot who burns bridges and isn't funny but even Jim gives him some credit. That's why I've never cared that Jim full on bashed Opie. Opie also had a 20+ year career in radio, made millions or dollars, and was on a popular show.

Dave Smith literally has no credentials and hasn't done anything in comedy. More comedians and fans of comedy know Opie over Dave Smith which is pretty pathetic.

Dave's the smarmiest of cunts; he uses it to cover up for the fact that he is an unfunny, pseudo-intellectual moron.

Jim was right to be annoyed at dave for some of the stuff he said. But i also agree with Dave with Jim Jim Becking him, why mention the possibility of Dave making her quit if you don't believe it happened?

Maybe he felt he needed to acknowledge it even if briefly, because that's what everyone online was saying.

But Jim is crying over this like a baby.

No shit. His little trans fanboys will defend him to the death though.

The worm can do no wrong.

I can visualize him gesticulating with his hands like an eagle trying to talk about emotions he's pretending he has.

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I hope Jim sends Princess Alena to beat up that faggot, Dave Smith.

so proud of jim today. he was pretty savage.

of course dave scales it back when talking on the phone. his whole thing is passive aggression.

Totally, he was such a faggot on YKWD talking about the Chip show with Bobby ("Oh is it? Shows how much I watch it I guess," "How is that different from any other podcast, I don't get it.") What a complete pussy, at least have the balls to be an obnoxious retard 100% of the time like /u/thePRRattlesnake

Jimmy noooo, fuck him up!

BOOOOOOOOOO

An HOUR long convo over this non-sense? I wouldn't spend an hour comforting my own Mother on her death bed.

I think Jim had/has a massive crush on jay Leno and is acting out now that she's gone. He's being overly aggressive against Dave for no reason. Dave is playing middle of the road and Jim is just hammering him.

When it comes to anything even slightly pertaining to Jim's career, even more so than his disgusting personal life, Jim fucking goes into passive aggressive overdrive. Opie nixing Uncle Paul, DL blowing off his show, etc.

While I agree old Jim would go off, for the most part, he pretty much plays it safe as to not offend anyone. That's why I think there's a missing part to this Lauren/Dave issue. I hate to say it, but I think we need the Goose on this one fellas.

Yeah, but it worked here, because his career does dwarf Dave's nonexistent one.

"Sorry I care about that show I do that gets exponentially more views than anything you've ever done, that I only do as a goof, on top of my big-time gig in radio, and my (bigger than your) stand-up gigs"

Ouch.

Also, don't lose sight of the fact that Dave (and Lauren) invited the beating. This whole thing could have been retardedly easily avoided.

Jim isn't very learned on politics

Neither are most comedians.

Dave is just a stupid libertarian.

"at least we know chip's a character"

Did Jim just "motherfuck" him?

WET BLANKET vs MIDDLE GRAY

SCREEN SHOTS NIGGA

"its a work to save our failing show.we need some of that chippa heat to keep the sirius show afloat" -notsam dave is a douche,but jmmys a pissy queen.

...and managed to tell ZERO jokes, just complained about other comedians who actually joked about the situation.

First Rd KO

Dave on LOS looked like he knew he stepped in shit.

Dave Smith is a god-awful comedian. That we all can still agree on.

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There are definitely liberals around here. Just cause Ant is insanely conservative doesn't mean everyone on the subreddit is as well.

That's fucking disgusting.

Awwul men were created equally, awwulrite?!

Ant whispers into Bobo's ear

Except the blacks.

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