and then fucks the scrawny worm? no chance. thats his whole problem and why he set his nerds loose on dave. hopefully she sues him for all of his tranny prostitute spending money for sexual harassment.
says a guy that is in a fan club of a sexual deviant hack with no hope of survival once all of you guys reach 25 and realize his only prayer for success is riding the opie character to death and his squad of faggots paying to see him suck at stand up after 30 fucking years.
Lauren's a sensitive person. She apparently feels some insecurity about her physical appearance, and having a bunch of random people (even the ones in this sub) laugh at her physical flaws had an impact on her self-esteem. I wouldn't doubt that it's contributing to her failing health. The chin jokes are amusing, but after 100 or so times, they begin to burn and probably make her more self-conscious about cameras and going out. This along with other issues would push most women over the edge.
Dave is an idiot for not figuring it out on his own. I suppose he thinks she sees this as a joke because she puts on a happy face. But being labeled an unfunny hole with few redeeming qualities, along with the chin jokes.What would most women do? Laugh it off, and try not to cry in front of people they respect. Then let it burn inside of them as they break down and try to overcompensate by not eating, working harder, exercising more, seeing a cosmetic surgeon.
I'm sure she appreciates the creativity. How often do women in their 20s come across Dick Dastardly? That's something a girl displays proudly to their friends and family.
When Bobby hired Lauren, everything he feared would go wrong did.
He was like "she's great, she's married & has no aspirations for being a comic." a year later she's doing stand-up shows that Bobby has to promote (which looks bad for him promoting bad comedy), she's fucking comics, she's causing drama. Bobby is one dumb dude
No, I'm saying it looks bad for him to be promoting bad comedy. Like when he promotes Lauren's "comedy" shows, he is sending fans to see shitty open-mic comedy.
yeah, but he also does shitty almost open mic level comedy and hes been trying for 25 years. maybe the least funny person that claims to be a comic. his promotion means nothing. bobby has latched on to 2 generations of young ny comics to stay relevant by giving podcast spots while every one he started with went on to do something. his wife supports the family. he makes spending money.
This is why you can never trust what a woman says. They are instinctively deceitful. Lauren was laughing, singing Chip's praises, and told everyone how she loved the job.
Men take what people say at face value, but women are cowards, and expect everyone to read their minds and play their retarded games.
For real, some won't tell the truth unless they're miles away in the safety of their home. God forbid they looked someone in the eye and gave them any honesty.
I'll make sure to bring the belt sander next time I do, I'll tell you that much. If I've gotta be there in person it's important to be equipped with the tools to help her.
Chip changed her bum life and she's "howling laughing at him talking about her leaving the show." What a stupid cunt, it is mind boggling how some women bite the hand that feeds them.
u/robocopsboner just said this on the thread below, but I'm starting to agree: Islam is the only way these broads are gonna fall in line. I WANTED THEM TO HAVE FREEDOM AND AUTONOMY. But they couldn't just take that; they had to take OURS too, and everything we like they had to steal or butt their way into. It couldn't just be all nice and orderly; it had to go the route of passive-agressiveness and duplicitousness with all this feminist shit, where they want more responsibility but they cant REALLY take it. Everything must be taken apart piece by piece and nothing can be fun anymore, because as much as they try to front that they're "strong", they CANT COPE WITH ANYTHING.
Islam or Hasidic Judaism. Have a REAL patriarchal system for a couple of years, just so they can see how bad it can get and they can stop complaining about what they already have, which is a lot more than they think.
Straight white men would have to embrace it WHOLEHEARTEDLY. Not like that faggy Pepe/Kekistan shit; like really give the perception that they're totally embracing it, like people who are Born Again. Only then will you have Slate and all those idiots coming with their torches against Islam.
I think weaponized autism could force attention to it. Like, if /b/tards decided to turn Islam into a meme and use it to justify some great racist/misogynist trollings irl, at the very least the media would have to come up with a term for why incel neets are embracing it, even if it's ironically, and only the worst parts ("totally radical islam" is my vote).
But it would take a coordinated effort, and the reason /b/ works is because it's sustained by white teenage men who don't think the world is worth saving. So start memorizing Quran verses incase you ever board the wrong flight and never leave a load up in a cooter.
Come on, I feel bad for her. She fell for a cocksucker that totally misread the situation and made her lose face even more than himself. She's a victim here, dumb for falling for a faggot like that though but still.
says a guy that is in a fan club of a sexual deviant hack with no hope of survival once all of you guys reach 25 and realize his only prayer for success is riding the opie character to death and his squad of faggots paying to see him suck at stand up after 30 fucking years.
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1 OpieSniff 2017-10-12
I think he was talking about Dave
1 Dennyislife 2017-10-12
Point still stands.
1 OpieSniff 2017-10-12
I think you were right the first time but im still going to spread the rumor that Dave was crying
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-10-12
u/ComedianDaveSmith
:'(
1 Plasticpin87 2017-10-12
You know your an awesome comedian when your name has to contain "comedian" in it to identify yourself as one.
1 Toss__Pot 2017-10-12
exactly, nice stage-name douche!
1 Toss__Pot 2017-10-12
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1 Opesterino 2017-10-12
eww
1 Opesterino 2017-10-12
eww, what a shit username.
1 Lilcumia 2017-10-12
Wait. Say what actually happened.
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-10-12
But dave said their 'side were splitting' when they listened to jim talking about Lauren... oh daves a filthy dirty liar
1 DeclanGunn 2017-10-12
His kind should be pushed from roof tops, squawking their feeble protests like the graceless beasts they are.
1 --DC-- 2017-10-12
Sounds like someone needs a nap.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-10-12
relax mujahid
1 PORTMANTEAU-BOT 2017-10-12
Relahid.
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1 MerrillKalinsCorpse 2017-10-12
We were fawkin HOWLING
1 late_50s_why 2017-10-12
they were at the cumio kool poker table listening to the clip
1 ZubatCountry 2017-10-12
Is Dave a known member of the Kool Kumia Klub?
1 TriangleDimes 2017-10-12
The best ending to all of this is she breaks up with Dave over this nonsense.
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-10-12
You forgot to add "and then dave drinks drain cleaner"
1 applesack3 2017-10-12
and then fucks the scrawny worm? no chance. thats his whole problem and why he set his nerds loose on dave. hopefully she sues him for all of his tranny prostitute spending money for sexual harassment.
1 TriangleDimes 2017-10-12
i can't tell if you love dave or hate chip but either one makes you repulsive.
1 applesack3 2017-10-12
says a guy that is in a fan club of a sexual deviant hack with no hope of survival once all of you guys reach 25 and realize his only prayer for success is riding the opie character to death and his squad of faggots paying to see him suck at stand up after 30 fucking years.
1 TriangleDimes 2017-10-12
is that what you call this place, a fan club?
1 applesack3 2017-10-12
that and a faggot dating page.
1 TriangleDimes 2017-10-12
well maybe you can go take a long walk off a short pier
1 heeby_kikeberger 2017-10-12
Go back to the Los subreddit, nigger
1 applesack3 2017-10-12
go fuck your whoe mother like i just did
1 ApeNia 2017-10-12
You seem upset.
1 heeby_kikeberger 2017-10-12
Good one
1 applesack3 2017-10-12
as oppesed to your genius comment go bas to los sub nigger? eat my hairy asshole you fucking pediphile loving transexual.
1 THEPOOPSOFVICTORY 2017-10-12
That wasn't a good one, loser.
1 applesack3 2017-10-12
Ok you beta fucking retard with no future prospects or pussy possibilities. Kill yourself now and do your parents the favor they deserve.
1 THEPOOPSOFVICTORY 2017-10-12
Ew, creep.
1 heeby_kikeberger 2017-10-12
We get it, you know bad words. Just maybe next time try to spell them properly when you're using them to try to demean someone's intelligence
1 Killgore 2017-10-12
Nobody expects or wants Norton to end up with Lauren.
1 applesack3 2017-10-12
except norton
1 zenicaone 2017-10-12
free market decides.
1 madameroach 2017-10-12
Lauren's a sensitive person. She apparently feels some insecurity about her physical appearance, and having a bunch of random people (even the ones in this sub) laugh at her physical flaws had an impact on her self-esteem. I wouldn't doubt that it's contributing to her failing health. The chin jokes are amusing, but after 100 or so times, they begin to burn and probably make her more self-conscious about cameras and going out. This along with other issues would push most women over the edge.
Dave is an idiot for not figuring it out on his own. I suppose he thinks she sees this as a joke because she puts on a happy face. But being labeled an unfunny hole with few redeeming qualities, along with the chin jokes.What would most women do? Laugh it off, and try not to cry in front of people they respect. Then let it burn inside of them as they break down and try to overcompensate by not eating, working harder, exercising more, seeing a cosmetic surgeon.
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-10-12
Jesus dude.. now I just feel bad for tweeting all those Dick Dastardly memes at her...
... ah she's a woman, so fuck her and her clown shoes
1 madameroach 2017-10-12
I'm sure she appreciates the creativity. How often do women in their 20s come across Dick Dastardly? That's something a girl displays proudly to their friends and family.
1 Clown_Shoe 2017-10-12
Hey now. What did I do
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-10-12
Not you bro 👊
1 breadmoccasin 2017-10-12
Thank you for outlining all the reasons women don't belong in the world of comedic entertainment.
1 madameroach 2017-10-12
Fair enough, sir.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-10-12
pffft I'm fawkin hilarious since i fell out my muddas cootah
1 po9989 2017-10-12
fawkin ten billion laffs
1 MuddahSockCuckah 2017-10-12
I second this.
1 C3POschadenfreude 2017-10-12
yep
1 ricswrangler 2017-10-12
I can only hope that is true. You know her personally or are you speculating?
1 Bushmage 2017-10-12
I'm keeping this on Lauren if she is upsets her she doesnt have the approval of any one of us degenerate humans.
1 finerd 2017-10-12
She was the first person to make a chin joke on that podcast.
1 thebedshow 2017-10-12
I find it hilarious that you think women's emotions aren't this fickle.
1 kangableezy 2017-10-12
why were they laughing he wasnt saying anything to laugh about.
1 robocopsboner 2017-10-12
Islam is for women's own good.
1 Cullen396 2017-10-12
Someone put this on a t shirt
1 RamonFrunkis 2017-10-12
Here ya go
1 retromingent_cunt 2017-10-12
Dave smith fucking sucks. The way Lauren is funny is if she has a seizure on camera and dies.
1 Jaeromaru 2017-10-12
Dave said she had the thickest skin of any woman he's ever known. More lies
1 FatMosque 2017-10-12
Actually I think the quote was "like the thickest skinned chick like"
1 Jaeromaru 2017-10-12
Yeah my mistake. Dope can't finish a thought
1 FatassTitePants 2017-10-12
*Thick chinned
1 WiretapStudios 2017-10-12
1 Chuck_Chasem 2017-10-12
That broad has got a glass-jaw I tells ya...
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-10-12
8 inch thick nuclear submarine glass
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8 inches ≈ 20 cm
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1 TheOneWhoDrifts 2017-10-12
Oh literal metric_units
1 late_50s_why 2017-10-12
can anthony KO her, so far hes 0-3 or something vs women
1 xxmikekxx 2017-10-12
When Bobby hired Lauren, everything he feared would go wrong did.
He was like "she's great, she's married & has no aspirations for being a comic." a year later she's doing stand-up shows that Bobby has to promote (which looks bad for him promoting bad comedy), she's fucking comics, she's causing drama. Bobby is one dumb dude
1 hoohootellemkeith 2017-10-12
He kept picturing that big chin as a delicious, buttery crescent roll. https://thescript.thetake.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/0jLDDo7-Imgur-1.png
1 Ifuckmymomanddad 2017-10-12
Her white trashness should have been a good enough red flag.
1 DonPalms 2017-10-12
I'm just now learning that Bobby has the power to hire anyone at all
1 uralldiseased 2017-10-12
I genuinely remember him saying "you're going to leave your husband and start fucking comics, and it's going to break this whole crew up."
he was wrong about that last bit though. I'm sure they'll still hang out. it just made dave look controlling and dishonest.
1 pabbseven 2017-10-12
Do you have audio of that?
1 uralldiseased 2017-10-12
it was on YKWD, not a subscriber
1 laurens_tits 2017-10-12
He's fat also.
1 db111 2017-10-12
This point deserves greater emphasis
1 applesack3 2017-10-12
are you serious? bobby is bad comedy.
1 xxmikekxx 2017-10-12
No, I'm saying it looks bad for him to be promoting bad comedy. Like when he promotes Lauren's "comedy" shows, he is sending fans to see shitty open-mic comedy.
1 applesack3 2017-10-12
yeah, but he also does shitty almost open mic level comedy and hes been trying for 25 years. maybe the least funny person that claims to be a comic. his promotion means nothing. bobby has latched on to 2 generations of young ny comics to stay relevant by giving podcast spots while every one he started with went on to do something. his wife supports the family. he makes spending money.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-10-12
Wow that's reality based hating right there. Davey?
1 applesack3 2017-10-12
these are all facts. jims transexual prostitute?
1 liljoeyk 2017-10-12
This is the reality of what happened.
1 AiCPearlJam 2017-10-12
Bobby has loveable but flawed loyalty. I can't hate the man for that.
1 Robert-T-Pooner 2017-10-12
Dude ya got your podcast network, ya hire a hole as a producer, she starts fucking a no talent hack. Then boom, everyone's fighting.
1 finerd 2017-10-12
I genuinely feel sorry for him. She's become everything that you don't want an employee.
1 FatMosque 2017-10-12
Again, why isn't she calling Jim?
1 Dick_Kickass_II 2017-10-12
She's not allowed otherwise her boyfriend will throw a tantrum.
1 shimshammcgraw 2017-10-12
Did Jimmy say that?
1 AlchemyWizard 2017-10-12
Ya know what dude, ya got your big chin and your hurt feelins'.... BOOM now ya gotta placate your cuck boyfriend and quit
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-10-12
DONT INTERRUPT ME, CUNT!!
1 Senators86 2017-10-12
But didn't Dave say Lauren was the toughest, least sensitive women he has ever met?
1 dom6502 2017-10-12
With women, these could both be true
1 cabaretcabaret 2017-10-12
Yes but he said chick
1 ReDMeridiaN 2017-10-12
This is why you can never trust what a woman says. They are instinctively deceitful. Lauren was laughing, singing Chip's praises, and told everyone how she loved the job.
Men take what people say at face value, but women are cowards, and expect everyone to read their minds and play their retarded games.
1 gnrlysrs 2017-10-12
For real, some won't tell the truth unless they're miles away in the safety of their home. God forbid they looked someone in the eye and gave them any honesty.
1 --DC-- 2017-10-12
I'll make sure to bring the belt sander next time I do, I'll tell you that much. If I've gotta be there in person it's important to be equipped with the tools to help her.
1 gnrlysrs 2017-10-12
Chip changed her bum life and she's "howling laughing at him talking about her leaving the show." What a stupid cunt, it is mind boggling how some women bite the hand that feeds them.
1 ArtificePink 2017-10-12
"Tha pretty ones are always crazy, Chipppuh. Get yourself a nice lady with hamhock ankles."
1 _snoop_ 2017-10-12
I see a lawsuit brewing. Never trust those people Chippa.
1 InHell1979 2017-10-12
u/robocopsboner just said this on the thread below, but I'm starting to agree: Islam is the only way these broads are gonna fall in line. I WANTED THEM TO HAVE FREEDOM AND AUTONOMY. But they couldn't just take that; they had to take OURS too, and everything we like they had to steal or butt their way into. It couldn't just be all nice and orderly; it had to go the route of passive-agressiveness and duplicitousness with all this feminist shit, where they want more responsibility but they cant REALLY take it. Everything must be taken apart piece by piece and nothing can be fun anymore, because as much as they try to front that they're "strong", they CANT COPE WITH ANYTHING.
Islam or Hasidic Judaism. Have a REAL patriarchal system for a couple of years, just so they can see how bad it can get and they can stop complaining about what they already have, which is a lot more than they think.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-10-12
women are warm holes with soft skin, don't work yourself up over them bubeleh
1 KennethFresno 2017-10-12
Sometimes this place seems like it would be a great dad. Thanks, pops.
1 robocopsboner 2017-10-12
The quickest way to stop the Islamification of the West is to make the popular perception be that straight white men are embracing it en masse.
Only once straight white men stop fighting it, THEN women, faggots and minorities will rally against it. But until then, we're racist pieces of shit.
Allahu Ackbar, sock cuckers.
1 InHell1979 2017-10-12
Straight white men would have to embrace it WHOLEHEARTEDLY. Not like that faggy Pepe/Kekistan shit; like really give the perception that they're totally embracing it, like people who are Born Again. Only then will you have Slate and all those idiots coming with their torches against Islam.
1 robocopsboner 2017-10-12
I think weaponized autism could force attention to it. Like, if /b/tards decided to turn Islam into a meme and use it to justify some great racist/misogynist trollings irl, at the very least the media would have to come up with a term for why incel neets are embracing it, even if it's ironically, and only the worst parts ("totally radical islam" is my vote).
But it would take a coordinated effort, and the reason /b/ works is because it's sustained by white teenage men who don't think the world is worth saving. So start memorizing Quran verses incase you ever board the wrong flight and never leave a load up in a cooter.
1 dannoomg 2017-10-12
https://youtu.be/FhWr3HkJMqQ
1 KuukerinNelli 2017-10-12
Come on, I feel bad for her. She fell for a cocksucker that totally misread the situation and made her lose face even more than himself. She's a victim here, dumb for falling for a faggot like that though but still.
1 ApeNia 2017-10-12
She could stand to lose a little face
1 C3POschadenfreude 2017-10-12
she'll be spotted in Wickenburg, AZ
1 3stepsbackward 2017-10-12
My sides are splitting with laughter.
1 zenicaone 2017-10-12
bobby told her "just tell Dave to make you a sandwich honey" you will feel better
1 Peckahnator 2017-10-12
Artificial breeding pools WHEN?
1 JeffDenlon 2017-10-12
I check out for a week, what the hell did I miss?
1 Dennyislife 2017-10-12
Did the guy from here kill his kid when you last checked in? Because that's old news.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-10-12
time flies when you're having fun. kids fly when you're stealing soundbars
1 ApeNia 2017-10-12
White Sharia
1 realister 2017-10-12
Can't wait to never hear about her again.
1 db111 2017-10-12
This point deserves greater emphasis
1 applesack3 2017-10-12
says a guy that is in a fan club of a sexual deviant hack with no hope of survival once all of you guys reach 25 and realize his only prayer for success is riding the opie character to death and his squad of faggots paying to see him suck at stand up after 30 fucking years.