Wow I wasn't expecting dave's explanation to not explain anything.

35  2017-10-12 by xavier_stock

Just him yammering on about nothing for god knows how's long, cursing out norton and saying he can't give details.

I hate this faggot.

17 comments

1  grocery_man 2017-10-12

He is so lying.

1  zenicaone 2017-10-12

gas is preparing Laurens first special where she tells the whole story.

these are just teasers.

1  xavier_stock 2017-10-12

"I don't want to speak for Lauren or put words in her mouth because then our stories won't match up".

1  Randal_X 2017-10-12

Rubs palms kosherly

1  ChipChippersonAMA 2017-10-12

I didn't watch, he cursed out Norton?

1  fatman313 2017-10-12

He's just chippin ya babe.

1  xavier_stock 2017-10-12

I watched a bit of the stream, but it was too choppy. He called him a glenn beck motherfucker, whatever that means.

1  conchopeterpumper 2017-10-12

Face facts, Jimmy has lost his mind and this is more examples of it.

1  myRrribz 2017-10-12

What do you mean? Jim explained the situation clearly from his side of it, how he felt and how he didn't want to assume anything. It sounded pretty reasonable to me.

1  lordofallshit 2017-10-12

Jimmy doing a retard character is more popular than anything dave smith has ever done

1  fingerofgawd 2017-10-12

Or ever will do

1  onemancrimespree 2017-10-12

I was. Because that's what he is. A boring nothing that speaks for a long time but never says anything. He barely has facial expressions when emotional, he has no discernible characteristics. He's a vanilla blandy. He's like Doug Funnie if he were real, but with less personality and less confidence. He's every black comic's parody of a boring corny white guy. He's the quiet guy in the group of friends who takes up space at every gathering just being an anchor who never does anything memorable. Even his name is as bland as they come.

1  PassProtect15 2017-10-12

Doug Not Funnie

1  Single_Action_Army 2017-10-12

NAAAAHT FUHNNY

1  opestersmammarydrip 2017-10-12

sorry friend, im stealing "vanilla blandy", however i can repay with a rub and tug if required.

ps please require.

1  uralldiseased 2017-10-12

Dave looked like such a little weasel backed into a corner forced to explain his manipulative overbearing behavior. coming up with any rationale he could muster to explain away his girlfriends sudden disappearance. Lauren's probably locked in a closet until the chin reduction he bought is fully healed.

1  RacksDiciprine 2017-10-12

I like how in the first 10 minutes of LOS Dave says "i'll tell you exactly whats going on" and also says "i cant tell you everything"... Dave you Vague, generic, dollar store comedian you fucked up good this time.