The Boy Scouts are now letting WOMEN join. Proving once again that, these days: MEN CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING. Even if its something faggy like Boy Scouts...
14 2017-10-11 by TangerineReam
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/boy-scouts-will-admit-girls-allow-them-earn-eagle-scout-n809836
Of course, no comment as to whether or not Boys will be allowed to join the Girl Scouts...
42 comments
1 TheMasterOfThUnivers 2017-10-11
Is there anything on earth faggier than a man who feels persecuted for being a man?
1 TangerineReam 2017-10-11
Is there anything on earth faggier than a man naming himself after an equally faggy cartoon?
1 sexylarrytate 2017-10-11
Tangerine Dream is faggy kraut space muzak.
1 TangerineReam 2017-10-11
Faggy yes, but less faggy then the krautrock that was out there at the time.
1 sexylarrytate 2017-10-11
Yeah, you are right. Most people do not know how much Kraftwerk sucked before Autobahn. And forget about Hawkwind (although some of their concepts were so over the top they were kind of funny).
1 TangerineReam 2017-10-11
I never liked Can, some of Neu is ok. Kraftwerk became the german Beatles after Autobahn, so their earlier stuff isn't even comparable. The musique concrete that came out of Germany around that time was OK. Stockhausen, etc. Around this time, England was fucking with Industrial (Throbbing Gristle) that became Power Electronics/noise (Whitehouse, etc.). That stuff I'm partial to.
1 sexylarrytate 2017-10-11
I am too. I like post punk stuff, like DNA, Mars, and James Chance.
1 TangerineReam 2017-10-11
JAMES CHANCE?! HOW BOUT JIMMY POSSIBILITY!! FAAAWWK YEAH!! AAAAAAAAAAHHH GA'HEAD BRAH, IM JUST CHIPPIN YA!
1 sexylarrytate 2017-10-11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPb18CzG2gg
1 TangerineReam 2017-10-11
No he's great, he's still doing it too
1 sexylarrytate 2017-10-11
I like showing him to my black friends. Usually they laugh or have a painful scowl.
1 TangerineReam 2017-10-11
a painful scowl?
1 sexylarrytate 2017-10-11
uh huh
1 TangerineReam 2017-10-11
Why? It's groovy
1 sexylarrytate 2017-10-11
I know
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-10-11
Why don't you two just fucking make out for christ's sake?
1 sexylarrytate 2017-10-11
tee hee
1 TangerineReam 2017-10-11
I would, but my boyfriend asked me to leave the thread because he feels threatened.
1 TravisBickle1990 2017-10-11
They dId the score for Thief, so they get a pass.
1 TangerineReam 2017-10-11
I dont hate them at all. They were much more important in the 80's (arguably) than the 70's. I think they're greta. I really don't like hearing their influence every fucking where I go or on any "deep" game and movie, but whatevs.
1 TheMasterOfThUnivers 2017-10-11
You.
1 TangerineReam 2017-10-11
sick comeback, brah
1 zenicaone 2017-10-11
teen pregnancy going up this year?
1 throwawawyy2 2017-10-11
No. They added new badges that you can earn by using duct tape and a sock full of batteries to perform an abortion on an unwilling woman
1 ShetUp 2017-10-11
The guy who used to fuck my mom tried getting me into boyscouts when I was a kid but I hated it. It has all the gay shit chicks like such as socializing so I say let em in.
1 all_copacetic 2017-10-11
Sorry, I thought you'd enjoy it.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-10-11
Yeeeeah, maaaaaaahn, it was so dumb, not enough PUSSSSAAAAY!
1 tw-means-teen-wolf 2017-10-11
Brotha mahn.
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-10-11
"They don't want their shit... they want our shit" - Bill Burr (pre cucked)
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-10-11
"And no men will call them on their bullshit because they wanna fuck 'em!"
1 idamnedit 2017-10-11
Scout Master Paul Hargus was elated by this news. When he was asked for comment he said, "Surrrrreee, I am excided about this news. In my scout den I don't decriminate. Final boys and girls can earn their merit badges in poison removal, fudge packing, and turkey foot."
He went on to state that " a scout den is a special place where one does not tattle on others and our meetings are safe and private."
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-10-11
Perzin removal*
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-10-11
Scouts is fag shit anyway. I got kicked out of Cub Scouts for losing it on a kid's dad and calling him a cocksucker. I only remember riding bikes around my shitty town while using proper turn signals, having to sell apples outside a dollar store like a jerkoff and hanging out in a dingy church basement. I was probably molested.
1 TangerineReam 2017-10-11
That's about the sum of Boy Scouts is.
1 throwawawyy2 2017-10-11
I hope you were molested. All of those lil queers deserve it
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-10-11
They do deserve it. Walking around in those sexy uniforms.
1 Joemomma101 2017-10-11
When I was in Cub Scouts, I crashed the soap box derby car into the snack bar by accident. Then at the next "Pac Meeting", they called me up on stage and gave me an award mocking me for being a shitty driver.
1 tw-means-teen-wolf 2017-10-11
Yeah. I quit when I got my Swiss Army knife.
1 DoubleGunsSockCucka 2017-10-11
I was in scouts as a kid. Me and my friend pretty much got kicked out because we made fun of this kid so much at summer camp his dad complained.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-10-11
Awesome.
1 holodog 2017-10-11
So are girl scouts being disbanded? If not I'm gonna try to join.
1 Carbonainducedcoma 2017-10-11
Fucking bullshit. I'm a Scout master who can usually talk 2 or 3 boys into sleeping in my tent on weekend adventures. With women around that's gonna be hard. Fucking bitches.
1 TangerineReam 2017-10-11
I KNOW!
1 TangerineReam 2017-10-11
Is there anything on earth faggier than a man naming himself after an equally faggy cartoon?
1 throwawawyy2 2017-10-11
No. They added new badges that you can earn by using duct tape and a sock full of batteries to perform an abortion on an unwilling woman
1 sexylarrytate 2017-10-11
I like showing him to my black friends. Usually they laugh or have a painful scowl.
1 sexylarrytate 2017-10-11
I know