Had to remake this, they switched the time to 10PM EST, didn't even notice it and made that last thread without double checking... thanks /u/Igrewuppoorina6brhou for noticing
u/Igrewuppoorina6brhou - u suggesting Opie Hughes grew up in an upper middle class family and didn't have to struggle?!?!?
Yea. Ok. Does a guy who grew up poor work a Caddy job at a private Country Club???
"But Golf course in Long Island, open 22wks/yr - half during school year....course makes caddy avail weekends only...looking at 10-20 possible days to work each year"
Do the math FUCKFACE.
4hrs/day for 10-20 days a year...Basketball Camp, Ski Trips, & Yachting. That's dirt poor living.
1) Jim is clinically crazy and has a rarely seen personality called Ralph the Raper who Lauren met one late night
2) Lauren has jaw cancer, but she didn't want to tell anyone else until she had told her parents when they came home from their Easter Island trip to visit the relatives.
3) Lauren has fallen in love with Uncle Paul and she doesn't want to associate with Chip since he's always telling lies.
So from what I am able to actually hear, they are just saying Jim is making all this up for no reason and Lauren told everyone months ago but didn't have a reason for leaving.
Jimmy is a drama queen but this story is obvious bull-doody
According to Dave, Lauren told Bobby 3 months ago that she was leaving and Bobby told Lauren not to tell Jim that she was leaving. Sounds like a lie Lauren told Dave that he bought like a dummy.
Bobby is the benevolent Shepherd behind the scenes. He knew this "misunderstanding" would lead to a feud, which is exactly what Yimmy needs. If he can construe these happenings as a serious offense against him, and a license to go after Pig Gay and Dave as brutally as he can possibly can, Jim will be funnier than he's been in years.
Dave really is making the case like a scorned woman upset about something. I want to believe Jim overreacted like a diva, but this doesn't sound convincing.
I've always liked Soder. Zack seems like he's good with mean jokes but his "look" is a massive problem. LOS podcast was the best because you didn't have to look at anyone.
Didn’t leave on good terms with Bawby. Dave said he was at the hospital with Lauren when Jim texted him. She’s distancing herself from the comedy scene all together. Im guessing coke problem.
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1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-10-11
Only one hour and 58 mins left....cant wait!
1 Randal_X 2017-10-11
58 minutes, now. Time to start drinking and abusing substances for that peak performance.
1 52017 2017-10-11
I'm three beers in and it's not helping. This is so bad. I love the old LOS podcast but not this shit.
1 Randal_X 2017-10-11
I'm on four and I share your pain. Errybody trying not to stomp on the Smithshard's. This is reverse ejaculation levels of painful.
1 52017 2017-10-11
Oh we don't need you, thank you!
1 braunheiser 2017-10-11
Had to remake this, they switched the time to 10PM EST, didn't even notice it and made that last thread without double checking... thanks /u/Igrewuppoorina6brhou for noticing
Last thread for context
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-10-11
What the hell is GMT?
1 SpunkAlarm 2017-10-11
It's the timezone for Mecca West.
1 PauxFas 2017-10-11
GAY MAN TIME!
1 marrio91 2017-10-11
Well it is the standard time for the UK, so yeah
1 SteakSauce66 2017-10-11
Greenwich Mean Time
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-10-11
Damn this british sub
1 SteakSauce66 2017-10-11
Makes me sick.
1 52017 2017-10-11
British people are allowed here????
1 StutterinPrickYou 2017-10-11
That explains alot...
1 DryTeeth 2017-10-11
u/Igrewuppoorina6brhou - u suggesting Opie Hughes grew up in an upper middle class family and didn't have to struggle?!?!?
Yea. Ok. Does a guy who grew up poor work a Caddy job at a private Country Club??? "But Golf course in Long Island, open 22wks/yr - half during school year....course makes caddy avail weekends only...looking at 10-20 possible days to work each year"
Do the math FUCKFACE. 4hrs/day for 10-20 days a year...Basketball Camp, Ski Trips, & Yachting. That's dirt poor living.
1 Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2017-10-11
Thank you for all you do!!!!!
1 Dawgsie 2017-10-11
I was going to pick smegma off my cockhead, but this MIGHT be preferable.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-10-11
You're so silly.
U can do both ( pictures please).
:)
1 Dawgsie 2017-10-11
gif or jpeg?
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-10-11
4k vr if possible please.
1 AlvinItchyCock 2017-10-11
Ill lick your smegma
1 MorePhonesInWesteros 2017-10-11
I know a guy who hadn't showered in a week that pulled out his big dick and scraped of smegma onto a piece of bread and eat it.
1 HebrewSteve 2017-10-11
You're a lucky girl.
1 MorePhonesInWesteros 2017-10-11
I'm not a girl but by comparison I might as well been.
1 JamesJoyceDewitt 2017-10-11
Sal The Stockbroker?
1 SKARx317 2017-10-11
Fuck that. I’m watching Mr Robot
1 turnthemaround 2017-10-11
Mr Robot is absolute shit
1 SKARx317 2017-10-11
Get a hold of yourself sir
1 turnthemaround 2017-10-11
Sorry, I'm just so worked up about these fuckin LOS guys making a fool of us, thinking they can push us around
1 SKARx317 2017-10-11
THE CHIP ARMEY ALWAYS HAS THE LAST LAF!! Keep your head on a swivel soldier.
1 southjohnson 2017-10-11
The lead guy is a pretty good actor, but the supporting cast and the storyline is shit. Christian Slater is absolute gahbage.
1 turnthemaround 2017-10-11
Almost everything in that show is shit, besides some of the camera work is nicely done. It seems like they strive to make everything 2D.
"Oh, he works in corporate. So, he must be a 100% evil psychopath with no redeeming qualities."
1 HBTaskForceRedLeader 2017-10-11
You guys would actually rather watch a mediocre bugman television show than gossip about d-lister fictional love triangles?
This sub is really passing me by.
1 TriangleDimes 2017-10-11
Mr Robot is terrible
1 mancubuss 2017-10-11
CHIP ARMY REPORTING FOR DUTY
1 Toss__Pot 2017-10-11
Do we have a staging post?
I know it's late, but don't drink too-much, we don't know what's gonna go down. & use your drugs strategically!
This is so gay.
1 WoopEmGangbangStyle 2017-10-11
This is my rifle, this is my peckah. This is for fighting, this is for cootah.
1 marrio91 2017-10-11
Shoulda gone with cunt at the end, fits the scheme better. And jews LOVE schemes.
1 xSoVi3tx 2017-10-11
That's vulgah.
Edit that part out, babe. Edit yourself out too.
1 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2017-10-11
Erock Army and Chip Army together the most fawkin powerful force on earth
1 Lilcumia 2017-10-11
How long is an episode?
1 Toss__Pot 2017-10-11
Ok Larry King
1 jakdak 2017-10-11
WE HEARD YOU.
1 age_of_cage 2017-10-11
1 Toss__Pot 2017-10-11
sowwie! not used to my shitty phone, I'm a dick
1 PokeredFace 2017-10-11
Hopefully you had a sound bar and a tyke on board
1 Toss__Pot 2017-10-11
Ok Larry King
1 Toss__Pot 2017-10-11
Ok Larry King
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Ok Larry King
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Ok Larry King
1 Toss__Pot 2017-10-11
Ok Larry King
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Ok Larry King
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Ok Larry King
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Ok Larry King
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Ok Larry King
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Ok Larry King
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Ok Larry King
1 Toss__Pot 2017-10-11
Ok Larry King
1 zenicaone 2017-10-11
Ok Larry King
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-10-11
Ok Larry King
1 late_50s_why 2017-10-11
Ok Larry king
1 FaggotBannedKeith 2017-10-11
I'll be flicking my bean to Riverdale tonight and listening to the highlight clips here tomorrow, thankyouverymuch!
1 Jungies 2017-10-11
Listen, I don't want to reveal my sources, but I heard Braunheiser has a cock that would scare porn stars.
....and I mean width and girth, not in a "diseased pustule" kind of way.
1 Jungies 2017-10-11
"Like a Pringles can, with two fists on top", was the exact quote from the lady in question.
Again, as a journalist on this shitty site, there's no way you're getting Lauren's name out of me.
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-10-11
We are slowly taking over this place 😀
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1 Midian9876 2017-10-11
GFY bot
1 stinksskc 2017-10-11
😠😠😠 get that shit the fuck outta here
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-10-11
Cup of tea ian?
1 Suvario 2017-10-11
There are only three good excuses:
1) Jim is clinically crazy and has a rarely seen personality called Ralph the Raper who Lauren met one late night 2) Lauren has jaw cancer, but she didn't want to tell anyone else until she had told her parents when they came home from their Easter Island trip to visit the relatives. 3) Lauren has fallen in love with Uncle Paul and she doesn't want to associate with Chip since he's always telling lies.
1 fyisah 2017-10-11
I predict that Dave wont come in,
1 red-light 2017-10-11
Dave will get overly-excited and preachy like he does whenever politics is brought up.
1 zenicaone 2017-10-11
finally he is somewhat relevant to any extent, in anything.
this is huge for him.
IT'S HAPPENING
1 RicFlairIsGawd 2017-10-11
Thanks braun, was just wondering about that.
1 LamarThePotato 2017-10-11
To the chicken killer:
Just record that garbage and put it on Youtube like a normal video you island nigger.
1 SteakSauce66 2017-10-11
I can't stay up that late.
1 glyde69 2017-10-11
Jimmy wasn’t “available” tonight to do Skanks. Why would he handle this like a man face to face with Dave?
1 erickz123 2017-10-11
More like chin-to-chin
1 brocktoon13 2017-10-11
Anything chin to chin doesn't involve Jim Norton.
1 Gr_enius 2017-10-11
You guys are so cheap you make Jews look like philanthropists.
1 Randal_X 2017-10-11
I'm all for exaggerated humor, but this is too far.
1 SirWallaceII 2017-10-11
Tss tss u r all about to embark upon a great crusade or summttin with ya fawkin peckas and summtin
1 SirWallaceII 2017-10-11
Tss tss the fawkin norman invasion of 1066 or summtin. Fawkin dave smith is a jew
1 JoeCumiaSr 2017-10-11
AAAWWPECKUHS
1 JoeCumiaSr 2017-10-11
This streams stinks, they're not used to having this many people (254) watching.
1 FrankHugo 2017-10-11
Live stream offline
1 TotallyNotObsi 2017-10-11
Click on LIVE
1 FrankHugo 2017-10-11
Did Jay leave LOS?
1 1475315963 2017-10-11
I have 200Mbps+ speed and the stream still lags. Dogshit
1 PokeredFace 2017-10-11
It's one hundred percent their upload speeds.
1 marrio91 2017-10-11
I've got 300, and same. Fucking do the stream from your phones faggots, it's got better internet than this studio
1 JamesJoyceDewitt 2017-10-11
Is this freezing for anyone else?
1 ImIndignant 2017-10-11
Yes. The stream blows. I'd say it was on purpose but Luis is creative enough to think of that.
1 JamesJoyceDewitt 2017-10-11
This sucks I just turned it off. Feed is terrible. They charge a sub fee for this usually? Fuck that.
1 Lionels_conscience 2017-10-11
play it from the beginning instead of live
1 JamesJoyceDewitt 2017-10-11
Tried that and instead of the buffering it just jumps ahead.!
1 opieisakunt 2017-10-11
Yeah it's cold as ice cuz
1 turnthemaround 2017-10-11
Livestream keeps buffering every 20 seconds. So fucking annoying
1 bluedhift 2017-10-11
I've seen maybe 3 minutes it's been on for over 20
1 JamesJoyceDewitt 2017-10-11
Same I just shut it off.
1 Lionels_conscience 2017-10-11
play it from the beginning instead of live stream.
1 turnthemaround 2017-10-11
Yea I just figured that out, that fixes it
1 Lionels_conscience 2017-10-11
yeah it still jumps around but it's still better. Holy shit Dave's explanation is even more pathetic than I thought it would be.
1 turnthemaround 2017-10-11
It skips too much for me, missing big sections. Just going to listen to later
This is somehow Dave smiths fault, fuckin faggot
1 JamesJoyceDewitt 2017-10-11
It is. I went all the way back and it's doing that still.
1 J1701 2017-10-11
Its unwatchable. Also the stream isn't working.
1 Trueduhtective 2017-10-11
If you flip the quality to 144p it's a little more stable
1 dougfunny86 2017-10-11
GD app is working fine.
1 TotallyNotObsi 2017-10-11
Fuck that
1 dougfunny86 2017-10-11
Hasn't lagged once
1 TotallyNotObsi 2017-10-11
Give me your login
1 edgars_teeth 2017-10-11
"lauren is not cool with bobby and jim".
1 Yaseetheo 2017-10-11
Jim's response will be great tomorrow I hope.
1 Holdontoyabutt 2017-10-11
Stream is shit, you're not missing anything
1 Socratic_Roads 2017-10-11
Apparently the paid stream is fine, anyone pay for this bullshit and want to stream the paid stream for us?
1 Lionels_conscience 2017-10-11
play the stream from the beginning instead of live. It works that way.
1 BaneBannon 2017-10-11
Jesus you actually get a couple hundred people that want to watch this shit and your dream is shit smh
1 SnakeFaceMcGavin 2017-10-11
This shit is gayer than aids
1 edgars_teeth 2017-10-11
This stream is a film student's free lesson in jump cuts, freezing and extremely unfunny.
Do they normally charge for this shite?
1 Cbates767 2017-10-11
Fuck this stream. What a missed opportunity.
1 FrankHugo 2017-10-11
"She told Bobby months ago..." - stream cuts, come back to everyone else talking
1 thehairybastard 2017-10-11
They're spreadin LIES ABOUT THE CHIPPA
1 jizzajam 2017-10-11
fuck this shit. I'm just going to go on assuming that dave is a cuck
1 majin_babidi 2017-10-11
ysy
1 edgars_teeth 2017-10-11
Maybe they Weinsteine'd poor Lauren. We shouldn't be so quick to judge
http://www.comedycentral.co.uk/inside-amy-schumer/videos/fourhanded-massage-0
1 jcxyuz 2017-10-11
Why can't they afford to keep a YouTube steam working?
Dave is a sad cuck
1 52017 2017-10-11
How do we know Dave had anything to do with it? Didn't Lauren say she's quitting months ago? I'm so confused. Who do I hate?
1 J1701 2017-10-11
So from what I am able to actually hear, they are just saying Jim is making all this up for no reason and Lauren told everyone months ago but didn't have a reason for leaving.
Jimmy is a drama queen but this story is obvious bull-doody
1 Lionels_conscience 2017-10-11
yeah and dave and lauren were "grabbing their sides laughing" when they heard the jim/sam segment. rightttttttttt
1 knitro 2017-10-11
it's a patrice opie on the phone level suspension of disbelief
1 TracksuitZomb 2017-10-11
im sure they were howling.
1 Flangirlamt 2017-10-11
According to Dave, Lauren told Bobby 3 months ago that she was leaving and Bobby told Lauren not to tell Jim that she was leaving. Sounds like a lie Lauren told Dave that he bought like a dummy.
1 DeclanGunn 2017-10-11
Bobby is the benevolent Shepherd behind the scenes. He knew this "misunderstanding" would lead to a feud, which is exactly what Yimmy needs. If he can construe these happenings as a serious offense against him, and a license to go after Pig Gay and Dave as brutally as he can possibly can, Jim will be funnier than he's been in years.
1 mcb84 2017-10-11
Bobby is going to jeopardize a 20 year friendship/working relationship over lauren. Right.
1 Arturo_Bandini_ 2017-10-11
And he’s going to jeopardize the #1 show on his network
1 dj_dad_dick 2017-10-11
lauren and bobby are fucking; clearly
1 MrTimSmith 2017-10-11
Maybe she told Chip and Chip never told Jim.
1 ASUSPC 2017-10-11
Excellent point!
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-10-11
Bravo
1 DefaultTrash 2017-10-11
The Chip Armey is actually the Chip Navey. Lady Di reporting for nude public doody
1 kangableezy 2017-10-11
this is what happened
1 greeneyedunicorn2 2017-10-11
Dave really is making the case like a scorned woman upset about something. I want to believe Jim overreacted like a diva, but this doesn't sound convincing.
1 BaneBannon 2017-10-11
Lauren told bobby not everyone. Bobby said don't tell jim.
1 _enjoy_me_ 2017-10-11
Why not tell Jim? It doesn't make sense. Then Bobby is an asshole and I don't believe that.
1 deegan258 2017-10-11
It makes zero sense that Bobby would sabotage a show that he had a major hand in making and one on his own network.
I wonder how Bobby will respond to this.
1 UhLookHereMan 2017-10-11
Duuuuude, ya got your lies, ya got your intrigue duuuude
1 iSOBigD 2017-10-11
Anyone who talked shit about Zac and Dan, (try to) watch this show and their opie references. Cake stomping, Bam margera, etc.
1 alamanluke 2017-10-11
Zac Amico is addicted to this sub, he's said it in the past. He's also the funniest one of that group.
1 52017 2017-10-11
He shares the Big Jay with problem. Funny, but visually unacceptable.
1 arrogantsquirrel 2017-10-11
Just because he looks like an egg doesn't mean he's not a good one.
1 fuckstartmyheartx 2017-10-11
amico knows he's crazy looking, big jay thinks he is 'styling and profiling'
1 AlvinItchyCock 2017-10-11
Thanks
1 52017 2017-10-11
I've always liked Soder. Zack seems like he's good with mean jokes but his "look" is a massive problem. LOS podcast was the best because you didn't have to look at anyone.
1 TracksuitZomb 2017-10-11
i dont need my comedian/podcaster to be a stud, so look doesnt matter to me. just be funny, and i think Zac is funny.
1 xSoVi3tx 2017-10-11
Why is nobody ramoning them????
1 frrunkis 2017-10-11
This show is completely fine without Jay there which is pretty funny
1 kelp_bouquet 2017-10-11
Didn’t leave on good terms with Bawby. Dave said he was at the hospital with Lauren when Jim texted him. She’s distancing herself from the comedy scene all together. Im guessing coke problem.
1 ChipperClegane 2017-10-11
The problem is she has to use too long of a straw to get the coke. Her chin is BIG ladies and gentlemen!
1 frrunkis 2017-10-11
Someone call Luis and press them on why Lauren didn't like Bobby or Jim anymore
1 America_USA_ 2017-10-11
Is the show over or did they go to break?
1 frrunkis 2017-10-11
They went to break sockcucka
1 iSOBigD 2017-10-11
Show replay link here (low res for now)
1 52017 2017-10-11
Where's "Hot Topic" Oakerson? Show needs him. This is painfully boring.
1 AlvinItchyCock 2017-10-11
Probably busy rocking out somewhere and having a three some.
1 Slothjew 2017-10-11
Los went to shit
1 52017 2017-10-11
Should of stuck with the audio podcast.
1 fuckstartmyheartx 2017-10-11
download link?
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1 HughStink 2017-10-11
Only one thing to take away from all this: Soder is levels above all these zilches.
1 MorePhonesInWesteros 2017-10-11
I know a guy who hadn't showered in a week that pulled out his big dick and scraped of smegma onto a piece of bread and eat it.
1 zenicaone 2017-10-11
finally he is somewhat relevant to any extent, in anything.
this is huge for him.
IT'S HAPPENING
1 turnthemaround 2017-10-11
Yea I just figured that out, that fixes it
1 Arturo_Bandini_ 2017-10-11
And he’s going to jeopardize the #1 show on his network