The Worm needs to stop having an opinion on music

7  2017-10-11 by FoetusCorruptus

You don't get to act like any other musician is posturing or putting out a false persona when your musical obsessions are "The Demon" and "The Prince of Darkness".

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Jim isn't smart.

I was listening to a nopie show the other day and Jim said he thought winter was cold because the earth moves further away from the sun.

He really doesn’t know about the earth’s tilt. No wonder his dumb ass loves Ozzy so much.

Who was he mad about? And yeah Jim has dogshit taste.

Rage Against the Machine. He thinks they suck because they're "fake rebels", and that the whole anti-establishment thing is an act.

But he loves KISS, who are the Larry the Cable Guy's of music.

I prefer to think of them as the Ernest Goes to Music.

Vuuuuurrrrrryyy good. We got Snowy on the line. Ssssnnnooowwwaaaayyyy.

Vuuuuurrrrrryyy good. We got Snowy on the line. Ssssnnnooowwwaaaayyyy.

Oooh does he want in badly on this?

Unlike Ozzy who's a super badass demon who eats bats or some shit.

but he did eat a bat :(

accidentally, but still

Ozzy looks like an old leather lesbian.

Zach “Galifinakis” de la Rocha is a commie but I’ll take him over a mediocre mumbling moron any day.

He's 50 yrs old. What did you expect.

He was 25 when their first album came out.

RATM are infinetly better than KISS.

Well yeah, everyone's better than fucking KISS.

RATT is better than Kiss

SFP is better than KISS

SPM is better than Kiss

STPPPPPPPP is better than Kiss

All in with the STP.

Do you expect a NJ comic who fucks men with mental disorders but still says he's not gay to have good taste in music?

Jim has the musical tastes of an 8th grader in 1980.

Hey that was a memorable summer for him. That's when he first had a beer and then finally got clean 2 weeks later.

Too many road trips with Florentine curating his musical taste.

I'm convinced Yimmy stopped paying attention to culture at large circa 1990. He uses that stupid "I don't want to be influenced" excuse constantly, but most likely he is simply at capacity for what he can absorb. The other day he said that he's never seen The Truman Show. Why wouldn't he see that movie? There's nothing in that film to "influence" his comedy. Because outside of listening to the same Black Sabbath and KISS songs, and edging to trannies on the internet, he simply can't take in any more information. Maybe if he sat back and watches some fucking Seinfeld episodes he wouldn't be talking to himself in stupid voices in his multi-million dollar apartment. In fact, fuck him: if I had that kind of dough and life, I would never be fucking bored or sad for a moment. He's a real goof.

if I had that kind of dough and life, I would never be fucking bored or sad for a moment.

Yes you would be and you'd point to someone more succesful and say you'd never be bored if you had that kind of money. Life's overrated.

What? That's stupid logic. You're stupid. Also, I never said I was bored or sad, just that the Worm always bitches about his life. My life would just be enhanced with that kind of money because I have an imagination and the ability to enjoy life.

I hate to break it to you but your spiritual kings RATM are shit... One of the few times Jimmy was right about music.

Missing the point, dope. It's got nothing to do with the quality of the music, it's the lunacy of Jim calling a band a bunch of posers when his idols are the mount rushmore of faggoty fake-tough-guy personas.

RATM is dogshit. I hope the stage falls on them the next time they play

Considering they aren't a band anymore, that would be a neat trick.

STPPPPPPPP is better than Kiss