"People don’t think the government be like it is, but it do"

138  2017-10-11 by AppleBonfire

37 comments

tfw some small brain statist asks who will build the roads

DON'T YOU LIKE HAVING YOUR GARBAGE PICKED UP? OR, LIKE, RUNNING WATER??? CHECKMATE CONSERVATARD, YOU SECRETLY LOVE SOCIALISM!!!!!

Hey Im a dumb nigger too wanna knock over some gas stations pal?

he thought this was awesome, what a faggot.

Also he's bitterly jealous of a fictional wig wearing retard stealing his girlfriend.

Cocky Syrian.

Looks like Anthony's ex Danny Ross.

(((They))) all have similar features

I'm a Jew and I get offended by brackets. Fuck you

/u/goldst(((ein)))andard32

He looks like a skinny Bogdanoff.

he got a real purty mouth ain't he

It's all about Freedom man

ugh

one of the worst intros i have ever seen to a comedy special

You don't think it's cool to read from a completely unfolded newspaper in the back seat of a cab? How else can you show how informed your comedy is?

Who the fuck is John Galt, nigga?

Ayn Rand Yuma!

Fountainhead what are you just spurting water all the time from your mouth or sumthin?

I'm just chippin ya babe.

Objectivism what is that like a movement dedicated to noticing cooter or sumthin? Damn cuz looks like I'm a member already!

Take us out cooter in a dunce cap!

tsss Atlas Shrugged why not Almanac Nodded tsss.

Howard Dork

Those lips are veeeeery fuckable.

I like the after effects blur effect on his glasses. That way you can’t see the reflection of the sad sack film school dropout holding a camera

I've seen a hundred reels like this. No, your DSLR isn't good enough for ENG work. No, you can't just lower contrast to preserve detail in those crushed shadows and blown highlights. Now shut up and carry my C-stands, dipshit.

But but Philip bloom!

To be fair, this production doesn't need to be broadcast legal. This is more of a "just use your phone" kind of spot.
https://twitter.com/ComicDaveSmith/status/911022047198883840

I also like discreetly bragging about my infinite photography wisdom.

Awesome! You'll fit right in with us!

Jew Politics Man.

Like I'm totally about to blow your mind and show you how to transcend the left/right divide with Hayek.

Drops mike.

he looks like he was born normal but chose to have cleft palate repair surgery anyway

I had warmed up to Dave a bit on LOS over the past year. Watching this intro completely changed that. The LOS guys just seem corny in general now. Cum Boys are where it's at my dudes.

He looks like a an over confident, Chechen rent boy.

AUDIT THE FEDERAL EXPRESS!!!!

The douche-inator

Howard Dork.

plastic faggot.

Jewnabomber.