I've seen a hundred reels like this. No, your DSLR isn't good enough for ENG work. No, you can't just lower contrast to preserve detail in those crushed shadows and blown highlights. Now shut up and carry my C-stands, dipshit.
I had warmed up to Dave a bit on LOS over the past year. Watching this intro completely changed that. The LOS guys just seem corny in general now. Cum Boys are where it's at my dudes.
37 comments
1 TheDarkFezRises 2017-10-11
tfw some small brain statist asks who will build the roads
1 Dick_Kickass_II 2017-10-11
DON'T YOU LIKE HAVING YOUR GARBAGE PICKED UP? OR, LIKE, RUNNING WATER??? CHECKMATE CONSERVATARD, YOU SECRETLY LOVE SOCIALISM!!!!!
1 dmix 2017-10-11
https://jlpattison.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/image46.jpg
1 Sectarion 2017-10-11
Hey Im a dumb nigger too wanna knock over some gas stations pal?
1 nawtfunny 2017-10-11
he thought this was awesome, what a faggot.
1 AppleBonfire 2017-10-11
Also he's bitterly jealous of a fictional wig wearing retard stealing his girlfriend.
1 Frankwasbetter 2017-10-11
Cocky Syrian.
1 Kurt_Love 2017-10-11
Looks like Anthony's ex Danny Ross.
1 MicroPeckah 2017-10-11
(((They))) all have similar features
1 goldstandard32 2017-10-11
I'm a Jew and I get offended by brackets. Fuck you
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-10-11
/u/goldst(((ein)))andard32
1 LonesomeJorge 2017-10-11
He looks like a skinny Bogdanoff.
1 _snoop_ 2017-10-11
he got a real purty mouth ain't he
1 ThePittWolf 2017-10-11
It's all about Freedom man
1 zenicaone 2017-10-11
ugh
1 TriangleDimes 2017-10-11
one of the worst intros i have ever seen to a comedy special
1 CellularPeptideCake 2017-10-11
You don't think it's cool to read from a completely unfolded newspaper in the back seat of a cab? How else can you show how informed your comedy is?
1 doxxbrown 2017-10-11
Who the fuck is John Galt, nigga?
1 tw-means-teen-wolf 2017-10-11
Ayn Rand Yuma!
1 literalotherkin 2017-10-11
Fountainhead what are you just spurting water all the time from your mouth or sumthin?
I'm just chippin ya babe.
Objectivism what is that like a movement dedicated to noticing cooter or sumthin? Damn cuz looks like I'm a member already!
Take us out cooter in a dunce cap!
1 jsmill1 2017-10-11
tsss Atlas Shrugged why not Almanac Nodded tsss.
1 doxxbrown 2017-10-11
Howard Dork
1 RamonFrunkis 2017-10-11
Those lips are veeeeery fuckable.
1 erockarmy 2017-10-11
I like the after effects blur effect on his glasses. That way you can’t see the reflection of the sad sack film school dropout holding a camera
1 RSC-Tuff 2017-10-11
I've seen a hundred reels like this. No, your DSLR isn't good enough for ENG work. No, you can't just lower contrast to preserve detail in those crushed shadows and blown highlights. Now shut up and carry my C-stands, dipshit.
1 erockarmy 2017-10-11
But but Philip bloom!
1 RSC-Tuff 2017-10-11
To be fair, this production doesn't need to be broadcast legal. This is more of a "just use your phone" kind of spot.
https://twitter.com/ComicDaveSmith/status/911022047198883840
1 gnomerogan 2017-10-11
I also like discreetly bragging about my infinite photography wisdom.
1 RSC-Tuff 2017-10-11
Awesome! You'll fit right in with us!
1 literalotherkin 2017-10-11
Jew Politics Man.
1 literalotherkin 2017-10-11
Like I'm totally about to blow your mind and show you how to transcend the left/right divide with Hayek.
Drops mike.
1 hSUitMSi 2017-10-11
he looks like he was born normal but chose to have cleft palate repair surgery anyway
1 Treeckosis 2017-10-11
I had warmed up to Dave a bit on LOS over the past year. Watching this intro completely changed that. The LOS guys just seem corny in general now. Cum Boys are where it's at my dudes.
1 opestersmammarydrip 2017-10-11
He looks like a an over confident, Chechen rent boy.
1 HANNABALLA 2017-10-11
AUDIT THE FEDERAL EXPRESS!!!!
1 Stud_beaner_69 2017-10-11
The douche-inator
1 doxxbrown 2017-10-11
Howard Dork.
1 condom_cracker28 2017-10-11
plastic faggot.
1 LarryKleist711 2017-10-11
Jewnabomber.