Post here your congratulatory messages to Dave Smith

1  2017-10-10 by [deleted]

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9 comments

You ol charmer you 😘

Wow, get a life.

Let me suck your dick dave i want you inside me daddy

Lauren was already married before she met Dave. She's a woman of lower stock.

You know when you're not friends with someone on facebook and you send a message it filters it out and they have to click on "filtered messages" - which nobody does. So there's a very small chance that Dave actually saw this considering it says "You and Dave Smith aren't connected on Facebook".

I know he joke around about things like mental illness and suicide around here, but in all honesty you should just go ahead and kill yourself.

I know we joke around about things like grammar and punctuation, but in all honesty you should die in a fire

that was spine tingingly bad

why didnt you message him something funny instead?

why would I, stupid?

This is gay. You're gay.