Dennis Falcone responds to request for merch

52  2017-10-10 by Socratic_Roads

On Oct 10, 2017 8:22 AM, <[email protected]> wrote: Hi,

Thanks for contacting me, sorry that shirt was made by a listener and only made up about 5, did it as a goof.

Dennis

Who here would buy a shirt? I want to show that there's a demand for it and wouldn't be a waste of his time.

19 comments

1  Friend_of_Kramer 2017-10-10

Show us a picture of your dick

1  dennyfalconeislord 2017-10-10

I'd definitely consider it depending on what it looked like

1  Opprobriousness 2017-10-10

If it was something simple I would totally buy one.

1  Jackthejew 2017-10-10

But if it's too complicated.....fat chance fellas

1  robocopsboner 2017-10-10

I want a dildo molded after his cock so I can put on a "Best of the 90's" compilation and violently fuck myself

1  cottonsweatpants 2017-10-10

Another reasonable suggestion

1  DryTeeth 2017-10-10

I'll take 2 cases of the dildos the gentlemen above suggested. But I want the live action jizz model.....

Where u can bring the dildo to orgasam & it drops a legendary 7oz Falcone load.

1  humanmeat 2017-10-10

or a strap-on lollycock

1  Kurt_Love 2017-10-10

Dennis Falcone YOUR 70s Menace

1  1475315963 2017-10-10

If Denny made a gofundme or kickstarter for some shirts I'd buy in

1  GiygasFetus 2017-10-10

I'm not sure I would wear it out of the house but I would probably buy one. Something I wouldn't mind spilling food on when I eat or something to wipe up my cummies.

1  ValleyChip 2017-10-10

Ask your boyfriend to wipe.up your cummies.

Because you're gay.

1  SpurdoBurdo 2017-10-10

This shirt would make no sense to normal people, and might spike the interest of one of you. Why the hell would I want one?

1  VandalGay 2017-10-10

He should sell his whore daughter's panties.

1  Dick_Kickass_II 2017-10-10

THATS VULGAR

1  VandalGay 2017-10-10

He should also sell your whore father's panties.

1  I_Booped_Your_Nose 2017-10-10

I would buy a shirt with his face in it. When people as who it was I would confidently announce that he is the Piss Lord and walk away with no further explanation.

Seriously as much time and energy that is put by the people of the sub to screw with the assholes we really should invent some time showing Dennis how absolutely loved he is.

1  Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2017-10-10

If the price point is right I'll sign up! finger pistols

1  bluedhift 2017-10-10

I want a t-shirt of Denny taking a dump on Opie's chest

1  naziniggerfaggot 2017-10-10

goddammit, denny. just make merch. we're thirsty.