So with Dave getting all this heat I thought I would be a good moment to share his recent special with you guys. I’m sure you will appreciate his amazing libertarian comedy.
Here are some mirrors.
Nobody at GaS Digital told him not to wear a shirt that so expertly shows off his starter-gut?
And I'm sorry, this is worse than Matarese. Matarese at least tries to give us his #medicated. Dave just says simplistic political soundbytes with the cadence of a comedian.
"You know what the truth is about the national debt? We're uh...we're not gonna pay that shit." (LAUGH TRACK)
OOF that sucked. I tapped out when he opened up talking about how hes a new yorker and hes happy to do his show in new york for his people... then goes right into a bomb when he says "thats what you get when you elect a new yorker... we have no morals."
BOMB. dead fucking silence.
Way to go Dave, insult the entire audience you smug asshole.
Dave thinks hes brilliant intellectual but he's really a Zzz lister, shitty club comic that managed to scrape by barely. He has the same delusions as Trump. He thinks he's some political mastermind intellectual... meanwhile he works a fucking carnival act. Fuck Dave Smith.
It was funny how Luis thought that if they hyped this special with enough Donald Trump-like hyperbole, it would trick people into thinking it's good. Lesson learned, I hope.
They streamed it like once on the platform. It wasn't even included streaming it wasn't even included in the subscription. You had to pay 10 bucks for this. A well shot louis CK special costs 5 bucks.
I enjoyed this special. He's one of the few political comics who knows that being in the middle is the right way to go when joking about politics. Lewis Black was the same way.
While I'm digging this hole for myself, I might as well go all the way. Lauren leaving was good. She stinks. I like Dave Smith, and I think the Chip Chipperson podacast is fucking stupid. All of Norton's characters are shit. Just tell some regular goddamn jokes. Stop leaning on these douchey characters.
Honestly I have no fucking clue, I only found out about the bastard kid recently through this place, but that was the last time I saw a special of his that was good.
I did comedy on and off for five years and was okay at it. I quit for many reasons.
A big reason was that I'd get to perform for only 3-10 minutes, and spend the rest of an hour or two hearing shitty jokes like Dave Smith's. Then I'd have to speak with the various Dave Smiths at each open mic, try to befriend them so I can get people for a bringer show. Fake laugh at their jokes so they could give me a spot on their random Sunday show in Red Hook (which pays a single drink ticket), and then not get laid by the female comics because they would prefer to fuck one of the generic Dave Smiths. Take a long subway ride home alone, fall asleep at my computer desk before I can even start masturbating.
I wasted five years of my life hearing awful shit like this for thousands of hours. I'm shocked I didn't kill myself in those five years, or since.
37 comments
1 Ifuckmymomanddad 2017-10-10
So with Dave getting all this heat I thought I would be a good moment to share his recent special with you guys. I’m sure you will appreciate his amazing libertarian comedy. Here are some mirrors.
[Mirror 1[(https://archive.org/details/DaveSmithLibertasfullSpecial) Mirror 2
1 TheStarman64 2017-10-10
What did Dave do this time?
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2017-10-10
https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/
Pick almost any of those threads.
1 Lodbrok8 2017-10-10
Great stuff. No idea what you faggots are bitching about...
1 orangeeyedunicorn 2017-10-10
Wow. Maybe Joe Matarese can have a career. Dave isn't good.
1 CellularPeptideCake 2017-10-10
Check out the quick-fading applause at 47:20. Great editing, boys.
1 NetherMoore 2017-10-10
It sounds like it was written by a women to suit a women’s sense of humour. Joe is pathetic but this guy stinks
1 thrillated 2017-10-10
We need Dave Smith's 100% Libertarian to be a thing.
1 marrio91 2017-10-10
Any guy can do his voice if you add a little bit of valley girl to it with the vocal fry.
1 1qw1qw1 2017-10-10
can you time stamp the funny part?
1 FatMosque 2017-10-10
1:03:58
1 3DXYZ 2017-10-10
I laughed.
1 TheMasterOfThUnivers 2017-10-10
What an uncharismatic little fartsniffer.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-10-10
Probably his own too
1 JMueller2012 2017-10-10
Political 'umah
1 WeGetItYouHateTrump 2017-10-10
It's free and I still don't want to watch it.
1 CellularPeptideCake 2017-10-10
Nobody at GaS Digital told him not to wear a shirt that so expertly shows off his starter-gut?
And I'm sorry, this is worse than Matarese. Matarese at least tries to give us his #medicated. Dave just says simplistic political soundbytes with the cadence of a comedian.
"You know what the truth is about the national debt? We're uh...we're not gonna pay that shit." (LAUGH TRACK)
1 Notmyfirstacc3 2017-10-10
''We don't make ANYTHING.''
($1trillion + dollars in exports yearly)
1 Ifuckmymomanddad 2017-10-10
He's just repeating these empty talking points.
1 3DXYZ 2017-10-10
OOF that sucked. I tapped out when he opened up talking about how hes a new yorker and hes happy to do his show in new york for his people... then goes right into a bomb when he says "thats what you get when you elect a new yorker... we have no morals."
BOMB. dead fucking silence.
Way to go Dave, insult the entire audience you smug asshole.
Dave thinks hes brilliant intellectual but he's really a Zzz lister, shitty club comic that managed to scrape by barely. He has the same delusions as Trump. He thinks he's some political mastermind intellectual... meanwhile he works a fucking carnival act. Fuck Dave Smith.
1 Lodbrok8 2017-10-10
It was the top of the charts the first couple weeks. Not sure what you're talking about.
1 red-light 2017-10-10
Liber-toss this shit into the garbage.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-10-10
FAWUGHKIN BURRIED THAT COCKSUCKA!!!!!
1 Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-10-10
Raaamoone!! The free-market has determined Dave Smith is a faggot
1 marrio91 2017-10-10
RAAAMMMOOOONEE!!! BUILD THE ROADS WITH THIS CUNT'S SKIN!
1 maloonigans 2017-10-10
Couldnt make it through the intro - bile rose when he snapped the paper.
Nice Attell outfit asshole.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-10-10
It was funny how Luis thought that if they hyped this special with enough Donald Trump-like hyperbole, it would trick people into thinking it's good. Lesson learned, I hope.
1 Ifuckmymomanddad 2017-10-10
They streamed it like once on the platform. It wasn't even included streaming it wasn't even included in the subscription. You had to pay 10 bucks for this. A well shot louis CK special costs 5 bucks.
1 OedipusOrca 2017-10-10
I saw the Legion of Skanks at the Comedy Store in LA and Dave Smith fucking BOMBED.
1 DraycosTFM 2017-10-10
I enjoyed this special. He's one of the few political comics who knows that being in the middle is the right way to go when joking about politics. Lewis Black was the same way.
While I'm digging this hole for myself, I might as well go all the way. Lauren leaving was good. She stinks. I like Dave Smith, and I think the Chip Chipperson podacast is fucking stupid. All of Norton's characters are shit. Just tell some regular goddamn jokes. Stop leaning on these douchey characters.
1 thrillated 2017-10-10
Lewis Black before 2010 was amazing, then it all went to shit.
1 DraycosTFM 2017-10-10
What happened to him after 2010?
1 thrillated 2017-10-10
Honestly I have no fucking clue, I only found out about the bastard kid recently through this place, but that was the last time I saw a special of his that was good.
1 nointernetforyou 2017-10-10
Norton's characters are the funniest part about that mug.
1 jsmill1 2017-10-10
I did comedy on and off for five years and was okay at it. I quit for many reasons.
A big reason was that I'd get to perform for only 3-10 minutes, and spend the rest of an hour or two hearing shitty jokes like Dave Smith's. Then I'd have to speak with the various Dave Smiths at each open mic, try to befriend them so I can get people for a bringer show. Fake laugh at their jokes so they could give me a spot on their random Sunday show in Red Hook (which pays a single drink ticket), and then not get laid by the female comics because they would prefer to fuck one of the generic Dave Smiths. Take a long subway ride home alone, fall asleep at my computer desk before I can even start masturbating.
I wasted five years of my life hearing awful shit like this for thousands of hours. I'm shocked I didn't kill myself in those five years, or since.
1 illydelph 2017-10-10
What an impressive room, it looks like there’s upwards of 12 people in there.
1 Anthonysnewcohost 2017-10-10
Hmm
1 VandalGay 2017-10-10
Remember when we all realized Rogan was the worst comedian ever?
Time to open the books...
1 FrankNigga 2017-10-10
The intro is all you need for this boring ass nigga. He get in a car and look out the window like a boring faggot. The End.
1 DraycosTFM 2017-10-10
What happened to him after 2010?