Dude there has to be some truth in this.. he was tweetimg all this stuff he was doing by himself yesterday, yet it was Columbus Day, and from what I understand the kids are off school.. why would you not be doing family shit???
He has been totally banished to the beach house. He would complain about the drive to Long Island now he is there daily. Ill bet lyndis is in a happier place not having to have this fool around.
Since this guy cant find a radio job we may never get the juicy details that he tries to cover up with lies.
I dont think is longer than 4 months. And i have my own insane tortuous research to prove it.
I decided that opie getting fired was such a big moment in the o&a soup opera, taht i listened to all the episodes aired in june looking for the moment roland dissapeared from the show, or the bathroom incident was in any way referenced. Also i wanted to see how bad the show had gotten (the answer was incredibly bad).
Opie mentions going with his wife to the philly live show they did, this happened close to the end of may, the paypals also mention how opies wife riffed for a long time about how big opies dick is (an insane lie since jimmy already said it was small). this philly show recap is also important because i think its the last show before the roland incident, and also sherrod spends most of the episode trying to scam opie into producing more live show with his "production" company
He's fucking lost it. I hope the tipping point was his wife serving him with divorce papers. He never had a problem before all this showing us his awful life. Now he's pretending to have a normal life thinking we will all go away if all he talks about is fishing and acai bowls. There are no "fishing buddies" coming, there's no job, there's just a large-breasted man shitting on a beach.
Nothing says "blue collar guy" like blowing off work to go fishing at your beach house in the Hamptons.
I also enjoy his tweets about how he's taking online college courses in sociology and psychology. How's he find the time for all this with another man's family to raise?
I guarantee in Opie's dim-witted mind, his "calling out sick" bit means he's sending tweets at Ben, the third-world phone jockey for SiriusXM Customer Service, and telling him that he won't be coming in today and thinking its hysterical.
I find it odd that this idiot seems to do nothing but fish in his free time, yet the only thing he ever talked about in his personal life was his faggy roller blading.
Since Jimmy "stole" Chip from him, and is generating all sorts of numbahs with that character, Tits, as a kind of retarded revenge, decided to steal Regular Joe from Jimmy. Then he put his queer little New Age/"What's it All About, Alfie?"/humble-brag spin on it, because he thinks it angers the haters.
Thankfully, he's too oblivious to see how pitiful all of this makes him look. Being too retarded to stay in character isn't helping his........cause?, either.
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1 Loskanksfan 2017-10-10
more: https://twitter.com/OpieRadio/status/917759542875836416
https://twitter.com/OpieRadio/status/917761661053865984
1 ChrisBenoit_Daycare 2017-10-10
He's such a fucking faggot.
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2017-10-10
"Couple of fishing buddies"
I wonder how much he has to pay them.
1 Mod_Impersonator 2017-10-10
If I remember correctly the going rate is $750 for 2 hours of fake laughs.
1 Icon_Crash 2017-10-10
Who's "rods" do you think he's working?
1 Lilcumia 2017-10-10
Someone should ask him to post their pictures
LonelyOpie
1 Skip4play 2017-10-10
The " besides" pretty much means he is full of shit.
For someone that that just did water aerobics and had a acai bowl. Thought he was ready for his second week of blue collar work.
This whole "work" trolling has ran its course. He sucks at that too.
1 NortheastPhilly 2017-10-10
This is becoming disturbing
1 Icon_Crash 2017-10-10
Calling in sick to fuck around, what is he, pulling an Anthony?
Oh wait, he's just lying again.
1 Jungies 2017-10-10
"Working two rods...."
Gotta make ends meet, I guess.
1 FatMosque 2017-10-10
tss he sure does love workin rods like fawkin peckahs or somethin
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-10-10
Holy fucking god I love this shit so fucking much
1 fawwkyeah 2017-10-10
He doesn't have a fucking job
1 Dennyislife 2017-10-10
The fact this needs explaining to people is astounding.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-10-10
Nonsense.
He got a job for 4 days, had a 3 day weekend and then called in sick on the fourth day.
Duh!
Or
He lied about the whole thing?
Hmmmmmmmmm.
1 Skip4play 2017-10-10
Must have picked up a bug at water aerobics.
1 GreatGrandini 2017-10-10
Or a family from the looks of things
1 BaneBannon 2017-10-10
Does he still live with his wife and kids?
1 Mod_Impersonator 2017-10-10
It doesn't seem that way. I have a feeling they've been separated for a while now.
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-10-10
Dude there has to be some truth in this.. he was tweetimg all this stuff he was doing by himself yesterday, yet it was Columbus Day, and from what I understand the kids are off school.. why would you not be doing family shit???
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-10-10
His kids were with their father probably.
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-10-10
Best laugh in a week.
1 Skip4play 2017-10-10
He has been totally banished to the beach house. He would complain about the drive to Long Island now he is there daily. Ill bet lyndis is in a happier place not having to have this fool around.
Since this guy cant find a radio job we may never get the juicy details that he tries to cover up with lies.
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-10-10
This makes total sense.. let's run with it..
1 Troll666420 2017-10-10
I have a theory that he never told her he was fired and now he pretends to go to the office every day to take shits on the beach and drink fruit beer.
1 majestik6 2017-10-10
Dude you are a genius. That makes total sense. We all hate Opie and we don't live with him. I can't even imagine how much Lynsi must despise him.
And you know he knows she'll take him for every last cent if he lost his job.
Plus, most wives pay no attention to what their husbands do from 8am until 7pm. All they need to know is that the bills are getting paid... Somehow.
1 tenthenewale 2017-10-10
Isn't that what happened in the Sopranos during Tony and Carmela's separation?
1 JerkStoreJ 2017-10-10
At least the whole summer I would think
1 xactraiserx 2017-10-10
I dont think is longer than 4 months. And i have my own insane tortuous research to prove it.
I decided that opie getting fired was such a big moment in the o&a soup opera, taht i listened to all the episodes aired in june looking for the moment roland dissapeared from the show, or the bathroom incident was in any way referenced. Also i wanted to see how bad the show had gotten (the answer was incredibly bad).
Opie mentions going with his wife to the philly live show they did, this happened close to the end of may, the paypals also mention how opies wife riffed for a long time about how big opies dick is (an insane lie since jimmy already said it was small). this philly show recap is also important because i think its the last show before the roland incident, and also sherrod spends most of the episode trying to scam opie into producing more live show with his "production" company
1 TheDannySaint 2017-10-10
No self-respecting wife would stay married to this man and his "pop-ups".
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-10-10
You mean his breasts?
Yes that is embarrassing because he's a man lol.
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-10-10
I really, really want to have this information.
1 Humble_is_great 2017-10-10
Most signs are pointing towards no.
1 Billyassman 2017-10-10
No wife,no kids. Hmm mm mm.
1 dochattan 2017-10-10
He is unemployed and separated from his pro skater loving wife and kids. He is the only person I wish would drink himself to death.
1 dochattan 2017-10-10
He is unemployed and separated from his pro skater loving wife and kids. He is the only person I wish would drink himself to death.
1 dochattan 2017-10-10
He is unemployed and separated from his pro skater loving wife and kids. He is the only person I wish would drink himself to death.
1 dochattan 2017-10-10
He is unemployed and separated from his pro skater loving wife and kids. He is doing unemployed bum things like fishing on a weekday.
1 Cream_P 2017-10-10
He's fucking lost it. I hope the tipping point was his wife serving him with divorce papers. He never had a problem before all this showing us his awful life. Now he's pretending to have a normal life thinking we will all go away if all he talks about is fishing and acai bowls. There are no "fishing buddies" coming, there's no job, there's just a large-breasted man shitting on a beach.
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-10-10
1 SickleSellout 2017-10-10
Who did he call in sick to?
He must mean looking after Bams kids is a job.
1 knitro 2017-10-10
A rare sunny day from that shit beach he frequents.
1 CuntFromRoganBoard 2017-10-10
Who would've knew opie would become such great entertainment.
1 RickArnold2003 2017-10-10
Hey, he worked a full week last week, he's entitled to a four day weekend! Plus he has his college courses to worry about now.
1 RickArnold2003 2017-10-10
Nothing says "blue collar guy" like blowing off work to go fishing at your beach house in the Hamptons.
I also enjoy his tweets about how he's taking online college courses in sociology and psychology. How's he find the time for all this with another man's family to raise?
1 i_saw_nothing 2017-10-10
I guarantee in Opie's dim-witted mind, his "calling out sick" bit means he's sending tweets at Ben, the third-world phone jockey for SiriusXM Customer Service, and telling him that he won't be coming in today and thinking its hysterical.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-10-10
He's reaching Jay Mohr levels of faux introspection and personal confusion.
1 MershComic 2017-10-10
....who also isn't living with the mother of his kids.
1 CowsAreCurious 2017-10-10
This reads like a suicide note. Wishful thinking I guess.
1 BlackManMoan 2017-10-10
I find it odd that this idiot seems to do nothing but fish in his free time, yet the only thing he ever talked about in his personal life was his faggy roller blading.
1 telemecanique 2017-10-10
I'm pretty sure calling out sick = ignoring his kids that day.
1 joomommyhappy 2017-10-10
Since Jimmy "stole" Chip from him, and is generating all sorts of numbahs with that character, Tits, as a kind of retarded revenge, decided to steal Regular Joe from Jimmy. Then he put his queer little New Age/"What's it All About, Alfie?"/humble-brag spin on it, because he thinks it angers the haters.
Thankfully, he's too oblivious to see how pitiful all of this makes him look. Being too retarded to stay in character isn't helping his........cause?, either.
1 Robert-T-Pooner 2017-10-10
I hope high tide comes in soaking the padding of his DD bra so that it becomes too heavy for him to swim.
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-10-10
Best laugh in a week.