"I never check my download numbers for the Chip Podacast"-Jim Norton

35  2017-10-10 by MissyIsPoison

LIES

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I never believed him when he said he didn't go back and listen to old O&A episodes. Most jocks, and any stand up comic worth their weight will go back and listen to their work. Lil Yimmy just wants everyone to think he's a special boy.

Shinkle 'Bout It.

I believe he doesn't, that why after so many years he's still as mediocre as when he started.

And would always pretend he didn't know a past guest, band, movie, etc and then go "Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... I know him" after the show came to a halt to explain it to him.

That coming from the same guy who says he doesn't want to listen to Bill Hicks because it'll influence him too much yet praises Pryor and Carlin at every turn.

I check how many upvotes my lame comments get.

It's hard to believe that Norton or any other comedian seeks less gratification than someone who posts on message boards.

Any entertainer who claims they don't pay attention to that kind of stuff is full of shit.

He's full of Peckahs.

That spineless, insecure little jellyfish had a live show the second the podacast hit a million downloads. Did someone else tell him about that? What a lying little fudge packer.

Wasn't that just a bs phrase he made up?

The "billion downloads" part of the live show was. I still vaguely remember them celebrating a million downloads at one point, not sure if it was the live show

It was also on 9/11- let’s not forget that

Never forget

It's beneath him, that 1 Million Downloads podacast was just a coincidence. He showed up one day someone say "Congrats Jim 1 Million people downloaded your podacast, today's show will be about that"

And Jim just sit down and started the show riffin' and blasting brilliance.

That's how show business works.

Peckahs

I believe him, but only because he probably doesn't know how. That clueless buffoon is probably on the phone with Bob Kelly right now asking how.

Never forget