The CIA turned me into a pedophile

0  2017-10-10 by [deleted]

The other day at the DMV the CIA put a child next to me to trigger a pedophile response

I said I'd put a gun in it's mouth.

11 comments

1  TheNigIsUp14 2017-10-10

When I was 5 me and my brother huffed gas fumes and sucked each other's dicks

1  fingerrockets 2017-10-10

Yeah, isn't your brother is 15 years older than you.

1  TheNigIsUp14 2017-10-10

In 2013 I was playing tag with a 7 year old black girl, she reached for my crotch

1  DeepStateAgent 2017-10-10

In America we have a two party system to keep the extremes in check within the right/left template. It's the job of the rational moderates of both sides to regulate the crazies. The great thing about being on the right is that we are given the courtesy to indulge in ruthless with our ideological cousins.

1  DeepStateAgent 2017-10-10

Norton's breathing is psychosomatic.

1  DeepStateAgent 2017-10-10

Norton got in trouble with management over one of Bennington's interns, Ron fixed it. Just like Ron fixed other things.

1  DeepStateAgent 2017-10-10

Sam tries to play internet and things he's somehow above it.

1  ElectricHellKnight 2017-10-10

I think you'd beaten them to it.

1  TheNigIsUp14 2017-10-10

I used to be normal untill the CIA started these pedophile triggers

I live in a prison, it is run by a nigger, the nigger tries to torment me

We can take away his knifes by praying every day

1  alobesmooth 2017-10-10

*its

1  TossyMcSalad 2017-10-10

gun = phallic object

joke is on you

1  beleca 2017-10-10

If this is you doing an impression of a schizophrenic, then you've nailed it. If this is an actual account of your life, then you're schizophrenic.

1  TheNigIsUp14 2017-10-10

I used to be normal untill the CIA started these pedophile triggers

I live in a prison, it is run by a nigger, the nigger tries to torment me

We can take away his knifes by praying every day