his primary characteristic is that he has not a single outstanding feature, physically or personality wise. When he opens his mouth it's as if a white noise machine was put on the mic, the brain is lulled into a state of inattentiveness, only to jolt back to reality when he stops.
The actual childish fantasy is that there's such a thing as "public services" that are "free". Keep at it it with the "AnCaps are radical centrists" talk, that's bound to really catch on hahahaha
Her first point is she supports the "magnificent" war in Iraq but not Afghanistan because Saddam was "dangerous to us because you can't have these crazed terrorists out there. It isn't 12 people by themselves who are flying planes, organizing that terrorist attack. They're being funded.. Saddam was certainly looking to help them, to fund them. He was seeking - now two bipartisan commissions both here in England spent 6 months investigating - he was looking for uranium from Niger"
Hard cut, bitch is retarded and has no clue what she's saying.
So this is the Dave Smith you fags keep talking about huh? He is what comes to mind when i think about Legion of Skanks, this retard and his endless droning about nothing.
Twenty years down the road, delusioned by podcast numbahs, Dave "John Doe-name" Smith will hit the campaign trail hoping to finally break the third party threshold; only to be sadly disappointed by losing to a guy named Durka Mintrugua.
He doesn't even believe in voting, he'd never run for a party as he doesn't think any form of government should exist in any capacity. He's full on anarcho-capitalist retarded. Meanwhile he doesn't even know how to drive a car, doesn't own a gun, I doubt he's ever even shot one, and lives in Manhattan. Dave wouldn't last a day in this mythical libertarian world he wants to create.
He's not on the left OR right. he explained it bravely on his libertarian podcast with a nazi guest while mislabeling "the left" and complaining about them exclusively for an hour before recommend far right literature he didn't actually grasp the nuances of beyond "non-aggression principle!"
Lol he was on LOS trying to walk this back after the nazi got arrested. 'he's not actually a nazi/white supremacist, he's a master at trolling The Left!'
Also i love it on LOS when he remarks that 'the most offensive podcast on earth' can't generate any public outrage. Dave, you're inconsequential, the best you could do was Fox's RedEye at 5 am, a week before the show was cancelled.
Thinking he was a counterpoint to their messaging was the hilarious part. Like the most basic bitch forms of libertarian that he spreads isn't carrying water for republicans.
And I don't hate libertarianism. He just brings nothing to the table that any random high school redditor who discovered libertarianism this year couldn't bring to the table.
whats extra funny about that to me, is if you squint, you can tell that intro WAS supposed to be ironic/sarcastic mostly...I think. But since Dave has zero personality the "joke" just didnt come across at all. It made it so extra douchey
At any job there are people who stink at what they do, but they don't notice, they think they are pulling their weight like everyone else. But everyone knows they stink but they are nice enough so everyone feels bad. But it goes on so long those people actually think they are good at their jobs. It's weird this phenomenon still happens in comedy but that's Dave smith for you.
so was dave the comic Jim said he had fallen out with?
I am thinking this is the best bet so far (unless there was another thread I missed,which is possible), I'm just not sure since I had never heard of them being close.
Dave had an appearance several years ago on a progressive podcast hosted by Jewey Jewerson. He sounded cracked out on something and demonstrated no knowledge of policy or political history. He kept talking in platitudes and stammering his way back to, "We need to not spend so much on our military and stop fucking with other countries!". The host would have to remind him that he agrees with him on that position before continuing to bring up information Dave new fuck all about.
He's an "anarcho-capitalist", are you really surprised? Dave "I don't know how to drive a car" Smith wouldn't last a fucking day in this fantasy libertarian world he advocates for so badly.
He prides himself on being into politics, meanwhile he told everyone to not vote before this last election because fuck the corrupt system maaaan! How does these libertarians every plan on achieving anything in government by conveniently doing nothing at all? I just don't understand.
I think was the Sam Seder show. He absolutely embarrassed himself. He literally believes that the unregulated robber baron era was like a golden age, something something corporations only do bad because we have a government that doesn't do enough to stop them, but if we had absolutely no government at all they would just be stopped by some vague free marketeering bullshit. He is truly and without qualification a downright retard.
I would take offense at the "generic named" comment but I can't defend a guy whose face and head look like he passed out and slept on it wrong, even if he is my cousin.
he's fake-smart with a fake-hot girlfriend. tons of douchebags like them in the outer boroughs and nj. talk to almost any douchebag in nj or ny that even looks like him, and you'll get them same annoying arrogance and flat affect. he just attached himself to some established talent and money. honestly, if he would shut the fuck up about politics, i wouldn't even bother commenting. he sooooo wants to be a comedic carlin-esque voice for libertarians, but he just suuuuucckkks. dave, you're no funny or smart dude. you're just another comedy pdcast-generation dickbag with too much confidence.
The weird B roll of closeups on the crowd are so crowbarred in. That room sounds fucking tiny. You know if Comedy Central won't give you a special, you suck. They give EVERYONE a special. Hack ass bitch.
I'm no Johnny New York Comedy scene since I dont live there, but heaven knows I've heard enough comedians wax on about it! And I'm pretty sure Dave has never passed to be able to perform at the Comedy Cellar.
I mean, from what I understand that's hard place to get accepted, but if youre not and most of your friends are and youve been doing comedy for over ten years etc... yeah why shoot a subpar special of your old ass shitty material.
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1 FrDoris 2017-10-10
He's really asking for a belt buckle to the upper cheekbone
1 shimshammcgraw 2017-10-10
He has what I would describe as an arsey face.
1 Ichise-san 2017-10-10
each eye is looking at something else. wheres david icke weve got lizards among us
1 TacolasCage 2017-10-10
he can read two books at once
1 Dr-Seepage 2017-10-10
His face has the symmetry of a dali clock
1 xavier_stock 2017-10-10
He looks like a li'l bitch.
1 Chippah69 2017-10-10
Smug lazy eyed fuck. Jewin da Chippah
1 deanthecleanmachine 2017-10-10
his face slants like it hasnt finished loading all the way yet
1 hoohootellemkeith 2017-10-10
A veteran of the podcast wars. http://img.wennermedia.com/article-leads-horizontal/rs-16466-rectangle.jpg
1 theropers 2017-10-10
Goddamn this subreddit is brutal
1 fingerrockets 2017-10-10
I heard when he was being born the doctor had to go take a shit and left his head stuck halfway out.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-10-10
When you're such a little puss that you get alpha'd by Chip Chipperson.
1 PhilipMarma 2017-10-10
Real name: Harvey Silverblatt
1 TossyMcSalad 2017-10-10
Harvey, but Haim in the synagogue
1 dahnk_u_muhnk 2017-10-10
Slimy little jewling.
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-10-10
his primary characteristic is that he has not a single outstanding feature, physically or personality wise. When he opens his mouth it's as if a white noise machine was put on the mic, the brain is lulled into a state of inattentiveness, only to jolt back to reality when he stops.
1 1073WAAF 2017-10-10
I heard he has a huge dong.
1 yismeicha 2017-10-10
...in his butt.
1 TriangleDimes 2017-10-10
Dave Smith would be a great assassin but instead he chose to talk about politics on a stage.
1 TriangleDimes 2017-10-10
He's such a fucking clone.
1 sjeffiesjeff 2017-10-10
I think he's actually a libertarian. Like most people.
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-10-10
that's another way of saying what I just said
1 sjeffiesjeff 2017-10-10
That's what i said
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-10-10
said he
1 doch15 2017-10-10
Dont bash libertarisnism because Dave Smith is a fag
1 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2017-10-10
Libertarians = Republicans that smoke weed
1 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2017-10-10
Libertarians = Republicans that smoke weed
1 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2017-10-10
Libertarians = Republicans that smoke weed
1 LAMF92 2017-10-10
He's trying to make that his "thing" so he stands out. Otherwise he's one of the most generic comics ever.
1 TheMasterOfThUnivers 2017-10-10
Lol no most people want to live in a functioning society, not a childish fantasy where all public services magically pay for themselves.
1 DeclanGunn 2017-10-10
Not in my world, pal. Now hurry up and found a charitable organization which will pay me a fair wage to put this fire out.
1 KetoLubber 2017-10-10
You must not understand how insurance works.
1 GOALVECHKIN8 2017-10-10
The actual childish fantasy is that there's such a thing as "public services" that are "free". Keep at it it with the "AnCaps are radical centrists" talk, that's bound to really catch on hahahaha
1 deepdarkz 2017-10-10
Fuck off
1 Tom_Stall 2017-10-10
He looks like a goat
1 Viking_Lordbeast 2017-10-10
I'm glad you linked a picture because no one knows what a goat looks like.
1 Tom_Stall 2017-10-10
I thought you might need a reminder of what the other end looks like.
1 KetoLubber 2017-10-10
You should stick around for witty banter after every comment.
1 Ifuckmymomanddad 2017-10-10
Luis suggested he start a political podcast so he might shut up about it on LoS.
1 frrunkis 2017-10-10
He already has one called 'Part of the problem'
1 Ifuckmymomanddad 2017-10-10
That's the bit >: (
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-10-10
Appropriately named for what it was on old LoS episodes.
1 frrunkis 2017-10-10
Watch Ann Coulter talk to these Libertarian morons
Notice how smarmy they all are. Libertarians are so smarmy.
1 RamonFrunkis 2017-10-10
Her first point is she supports the "magnificent" war in Iraq but not Afghanistan because Saddam was "dangerous to us because you can't have these crazed terrorists out there. It isn't 12 people by themselves who are flying planes, organizing that terrorist attack. They're being funded.. Saddam was certainly looking to help them, to fund them. He was seeking - now two bipartisan commissions both here in England spent 6 months investigating - he was looking for uranium from Niger"
Hard cut, bitch is retarded and has no clue what she's saying.
1 dmix 2017-10-10
She probably supports the Saudi's too like all of those hypocritical neocons
1 dmix 2017-10-10
Yep, exactly. What's so wrong with that? Ann should go back to writing books for angry soccer moms.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-10-10
"Duuude, you're so schmarmmyyyy..."
1 RacksDiciprine 2017-10-10
I wish his ears would get together and decide which way they want to poke out. Both of them are just kinda doing their own thing at the moment.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-10-10
Jay and Luis have his name tattooed on them.
1 condom_cracker28 2017-10-10
Who is this 75-degree cunt?
1 CIAshill18081990 2017-10-10
40 degree day
1 UnitedStates_America 2017-10-10
Why are we mad at Dave for making his mediocre girlfriend quit. She was awful.
1 cabaretcabaret 2017-10-10
You on first name terms?
1 Chuck_Chasem 2017-10-10
It's screwed with Jim's storyline. Now we have to hear about him talking about egg whites for 2 weeks because he's butthurt.
1 Toss__Pot 2017-10-10
Freddy Mercury has his face stretched unevenly.
1 SmokingRickyWilliams 2017-10-10
DAVE SMITH INNOCENT!!!!
1 PMmeyourbetakeys 2017-10-10
So this is the Dave Smith you fags keep talking about huh? He is what comes to mind when i think about Legion of Skanks, this retard and his endless droning about nothing.
1 Chuck_Chasem 2017-10-10
If you listen to LOS, Dave is the fun guy for .5 episodes, Jay is the best member for 10 and Luis is the secret best member at 100.
1 dmix 2017-10-10
No thanks
1 AiCPearlJam 2017-10-10
Twenty years down the road, delusioned by podcast numbahs, Dave "John Doe-name" Smith will hit the campaign trail hoping to finally break the third party threshold; only to be sadly disappointed by losing to a guy named Durka Mintrugua.
1 Zenaesthetic 2017-10-10
He doesn't even believe in voting, he'd never run for a party as he doesn't think any form of government should exist in any capacity. He's full on anarcho-capitalist retarded. Meanwhile he doesn't even know how to drive a car, doesn't own a gun, I doubt he's ever even shot one, and lives in Manhattan. Dave wouldn't last a day in this mythical libertarian world he wants to create.
1 cabaretcabaret 2017-10-10
He's a libertarian, and he's not afraid to say so.
1 octaviancaesarstar 2017-10-10
Do you even liberty bro?
1 Pound_Sandman 2017-10-10
He's not on the left OR right. he explained it bravely on his libertarian podcast with a nazi guest while mislabeling "the left" and complaining about them exclusively for an hour before recommend far right literature he didn't actually grasp the nuances of beyond "non-aggression principle!"
1 red19fire 2017-10-10
Lol he was on LOS trying to walk this back after the nazi got arrested. 'he's not actually a nazi/white supremacist, he's a master at trolling The Left!'
Also i love it on LOS when he remarks that 'the most offensive podcast on earth' can't generate any public outrage. Dave, you're inconsequential, the best you could do was Fox's RedEye at 5 am, a week before the show was cancelled.
1 Pound_Sandman 2017-10-10
Thinking he was a counterpoint to their messaging was the hilarious part. Like the most basic bitch forms of libertarian that he spreads isn't carrying water for republicans.
And I don't hate libertarianism. He just brings nothing to the table that any random high school redditor who discovered libertarianism this year couldn't bring to the table.
1 GOALVECHKIN8 2017-10-10
AnCaps commit more genocides than Nazis LOL that is a new one
1 Pound_Sandman 2017-10-10
i must be very tired....I'll edit it for more clarity later i guess?
because i didn't make any suggestion and didnt suggest he said that either
in fact I was saying he says the exact opposite.
1 GOALVECHKIN8 2017-10-10
Number 1 comedy album on iTunes for a few weeks lol
1 3DXYZ 2017-10-10
He's all for personal freedom, just not for his girlfriend.
1 JoeCumiaSr 2017-10-10
Fuck that made me laugh, thanks friend.
1 Chuck_Chasem 2017-10-10
Horrible asymmetrical jewface.
1 octaviancaesarstar 2017-10-10
named his fucking comedy album libertas
1 jizzajam 2017-10-10
I didn't hate him until I saw the opening for his special on YouTube. Eeeeeeeeeeeeyuck
1 Yaseetheo 2017-10-10
You don't like his sunglasses in the car at night look?
1 jizzajam 2017-10-10
Fawwk yeah
1 Muhhaughtmuh_Gondee 2017-10-10
whats extra funny about that to me, is if you squint, you can tell that intro WAS supposed to be ironic/sarcastic mostly...I think. But since Dave has zero personality the "joke" just didnt come across at all. It made it so extra douchey
1 IggysGlove 2017-10-10
At any job there are people who stink at what they do, but they don't notice, they think they are pulling their weight like everyone else. But everyone knows they stink but they are nice enough so everyone feels bad. But it goes on so long those people actually think they are good at their jobs. It's weird this phenomenon still happens in comedy but that's Dave smith for you.
1 loscrenshaw 2017-10-10
Does anyone actually know who he is outside of this sub? I had never heard about him until I found out he was dating Lauren.
1 LoouisCuCK 2017-10-10
so was dave the comic Jim said he had fallen out with?
I am thinking this is the best bet so far (unless there was another thread I missed,which is possible), I'm just not sure since I had never heard of them being close.
1 Zehirete 2017-10-10
Dave had an appearance several years ago on a progressive podcast hosted by Jewey Jewerson. He sounded cracked out on something and demonstrated no knowledge of policy or political history. He kept talking in platitudes and stammering his way back to, "We need to not spend so much on our military and stop fucking with other countries!". The host would have to remind him that he agrees with him on that position before continuing to bring up information Dave new fuck all about.
1 Zenaesthetic 2017-10-10
He's an "anarcho-capitalist", are you really surprised? Dave "I don't know how to drive a car" Smith wouldn't last a fucking day in this fantasy libertarian world he advocates for so badly.
He prides himself on being into politics, meanwhile he told everyone to not vote before this last election because fuck the corrupt system maaaan! How does these libertarians every plan on achieving anything in government by conveniently doing nothing at all? I just don't understand.
1 DeclanGunn 2017-10-10
I think was the Sam Seder show. He absolutely embarrassed himself. He literally believes that the unregulated robber baron era was like a golden age, something something corporations only do bad because we have a government that doesn't do enough to stop them, but if we had absolutely no government at all they would just be stopped by some vague free marketeering bullshit. He is truly and without qualification a downright retard.
1 1Pink1Stink 2017-10-10
Absolutely fuck this guy
1 jtormeyx 2017-10-10
The missing Property Brother triplet
1 jtormeyx 2017-10-10
"I'm gonna KNOCK THAT WALL DOWN!!!"
1 Jaeromaru 2017-10-10
When you're greatest comedic asset is doing an impression of your slightly more well-known puerto rican friend.
1 xBrianSmithx 2017-10-10
I would take offense at the "generic named" comment but I can't defend a guy whose face and head look like he passed out and slept on it wrong, even if he is my cousin.
1 yismeicha 2017-10-10
Dave is more generic than Brian
1 xBrianSmithx 2017-10-10
Thank you kind person. May your blessings be great and your struggles successful.
1 hard_to_explain 2017-10-10
get cuked by chad chipperson babe
1 doch15 2017-10-10
Massively insecure an impossible to Google Dave Smith!
1 blackirishlad 2017-10-10
is that that rising young comedian James Johnson I've heard so much about?
1 bmfanboy 2017-10-10
The lack of symmetry in his face is incredibly disturbing.
1 C3POschadenfreude 2017-10-10
is that Lauren's chin?
1 FrankNigga 2017-10-10
Crooked ass mouth motherfucker.
1 jewniggercuck 2017-10-10
He tries so hard.
Really, it's his parents fault that he's so forgettable.
1 crookedmile 2017-10-10
Dick-nosed faggot
1 clauge 2017-10-10
Very punchable.
1 Slothjew 2017-10-10
Looks like a camel
1 UhLookHereMan 2017-10-10
How is a fucking kike named "smith"
1 call_me_al_qaeda 2017-10-10
he's fake-smart with a fake-hot girlfriend. tons of douchebags like them in the outer boroughs and nj. talk to almost any douchebag in nj or ny that even looks like him, and you'll get them same annoying arrogance and flat affect. he just attached himself to some established talent and money. honestly, if he would shut the fuck up about politics, i wouldn't even bother commenting. he sooooo wants to be a comedic carlin-esque voice for libertarians, but he just suuuuucckkks. dave, you're no funny or smart dude. you're just another comedy pdcast-generation dickbag with too much confidence.
1 carlosangeles 2017-10-10
The weird B roll of closeups on the crowd are so crowbarred in. That room sounds fucking tiny. You know if Comedy Central won't give you a special, you suck. They give EVERYONE a special. Hack ass bitch.
1 Muhhaughtmuh_Gondee 2017-10-10
I'm no Johnny New York Comedy scene since I dont live there, but heaven knows I've heard enough comedians wax on about it! And I'm pretty sure Dave has never passed to be able to perform at the Comedy Cellar.
I mean, from what I understand that's hard place to get accepted, but if youre not and most of your friends are and youve been doing comedy for over ten years etc... yeah why shoot a subpar special of your old ass shitty material.
1 carlosangeles 2017-10-10
shut up fag
1 geechsmellhound 2017-10-10
He is like Danny Ross with better hair.
1 Osama_Bin_Log_in 2017-10-10
You forgot lazy eyed Jew
1 TossyMcSalad 2017-10-10
Harvey, but Haim in the synagogue
1 theropers 2017-10-10
Goddamn this subreddit is brutal