All You Basement-Dwelling Virgins That Are Mad At Lauren
29 2017-10-09 by PoopCockExpresse
Just luring you in.
But really, folks. Why so upset that she's leaving? She was inconsequential to the humor of the show, just a human prop that had maybe had 3-5% of actual time per podacast devoted to her.
If she's leaving to pursue a better paying gig or whatever her reasons are and whether she succeeds or fails, it won't affect the show. So who gives a hoot? She didn't surreptitiously videotape Bob Kelly taking a shit or anything.
Edit: That would actually be super hot ^
30 comments
1 darklydreamingdayln 2017-10-09
Her chin is larger-than average.
1 PoopCockExpresse 2017-10-09
Her chin-laugh-ratio is definitely below the Mendoza Line. But she takes a good cootah joke and can easily fit in on a more mainstream show that could pay her better, which is still in play. All we have to operate on so far is hearsay and whispers.
1 crookedmile 2017-10-09
You make a strong point.
1 FuckShitFart 2017-10-09
i think bc the Chippa put her on the map (unlike on Bobbys show where he only yells at her) and she abruptly leaves without even telling him in person
1 Soriano33alfonso 2017-10-09
Is this Dave Smiths mother?
1 PoopCockExpresse 2017-10-09
I actually encouraged more Dave Smith bashing in previous comments I made about thos, but I wanted to stay on topic with my post.
1 mikeyblastbeats 2017-10-09
So far, the best episode of the Chip podacast was the last. She really won't be missed.
1 suchanjv 2017-10-09
Most of us live in one bedroom apartments, and have paid for sex at least once.
1 BergStonewall 2017-10-09
2 bedroom on this end!
1 52017 2017-10-09
I can't imagine the horrors of what goes on/what you keep in that second room.
1 BergStonewall 2017-10-09
Sometimes I call him my roommate. Other times he’s my gimp and watches me fuck large Anthony-like people against their will.
1 RacksDiciprine 2017-10-09
Stuck in a house with a woman and a kid... Being alone in a one bedroom apartment sounds like paradise
1 Chip--Chipperson 2017-10-09
paid sex on the side!!
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-10-09
I can't imagine what possessed you to let her carry that thing to term.
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-10-09
Kill them?
1 ZigginZaggin 2017-10-09
Fuck! Are you spying on me?
1 C3POschadenfreude 2017-10-09
I got the attic, dad says the basement is off-limits. I'm upset she didn't video tape bob kelly taking that shit.
Edit: saying a hoot made my penis dribble, ibet she's hawt
1 TossyMcSalad 2017-10-09
Is that a Josef Fritzl joke?
1 puppy_action_team 2017-10-09
I have paid for sex once. I couldn't get it up
1 ValleyChip 2017-10-09
Faggot
1 puppy_action_team 2017-10-09
:(
1 FrDoris 2017-10-09
It was actually a JNW (Jim Norton Woman), so on the contrary my friend
1 52017 2017-10-09
Fuck you my apartments nice and I've only paid for sex one time and 5 other times.
1 FrDoris 2017-10-09
We all pay for it eventually am I right fellas???
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-10-09
Can confirm.
1 GWARscientist 2017-10-09
Neva liked her ta be honist wit cha. sniff
Where we at with fleshlight in a dunce cap ?
1 JerkStoreJ 2017-10-09
She didn't add to the show at all but she also did t detract from it. The worry is that her replacement will try to be funny or get too much attention and fuck it up.
1 breadmoccasin 2017-10-09
It's exactly this.
The next broad that they get will 100% try to get all attention on herself at all times. Lauren just did what she was there to do which was be Chip's fake girlfriend to make him look more stupid.
1 Zehirete 2017-10-09
Lauren had fucked up the bit anyway by becoming Chip's sidekick and actual girlfriend. It works best if it's some poor girl having to deny the lies and advances of this delusional loser.
1 literalotherkin 2017-10-09
Chip said in regularly on the podacast how the show would be the same with or without that cooter in a dunce cap. Jest or not, he was right.