RUMOR: Comedian Dave Smith (from Legion Of Skanks on GAS Digital) uses his girlfriend Lauren Kubera's chin as a butt plug during sex.
191 2017-10-09 by InHell1979
The idea is that he sits on her face and straddles her chin as he jerks off onto her stomach.
Just heard this from a friend of mine who works at The Creek and Cave...
39 comments
1 HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-10-09
Rumor? I thought this was a widely accepted fact.
1 Andkcojskaosncicoanw 2017-10-09
I have been jerking off to it for years. 100% fsct
1 TriangleDimes 2017-10-09
stop upvoting this retarded shit.
1 yismeicha 2017-10-09
Oh, hi Dave!
1 FrDoris 2017-10-09
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LAUREN!!!!!!
1 Xicor1 2017-10-09
You spelt "my anus" wrong.
1 letsdisinfect 2017-10-09
It is known
1 RahnBayngtin 2017-10-09
Fact but also: her jaw is widely accepted into his rectum
1 LoloTheRogan 2017-10-09
He uses it to stash all the money he swindled from the goyim
1 SomeCakeForDaChippah 2017-10-09
He sure as shit didn’t earn it through the strength of his comedy special.
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-10-09
That or the chin rests on the taint while the mouth lines up with the asshole.
1 dom6502 2017-10-09
Like a bicycle seat
1 KennethFresno 2017-10-09
If I had to choose one way to be with ol' crimson chin it would definitely be this.
1 sexylarrytate 2017-10-09
I guess Chip will have to get Mrs Chip Chipperson on has his sidechick.
1 DullHornedUnicorn 2017-10-09
Chin Plug?
1 aPersonStranded 2017-10-09
I can confirm that
1 FlashVirus 2017-10-09
I'd use that chin to chisel a goddamn ice sculpture.
1 PoopinOpsmouth 2017-10-09
I’ve heard this quite a bit as well
1 dalcop 2017-10-09
http://i.imgur.com/n0hgsKx.jpg?1
1 GableXX 2017-10-09
Looks like that could smell.
1 opestersmammarydrip 2017-10-09
....like Jims breath.
1 zenicaone 2017-10-09
Not sure if I am retarded (probably am) but I still dont understand how the fuck does this work during sex.
1 dougfunny86 2017-10-09
Jim said Dave does not do this.
1 Belchides 2017-10-09
I heard when he wants it, he'll ask Lauren to give him a "chin up".
1 Stud_beaner_69 2017-10-09
Ol' chin "chin plug" chinnerson, they called her
1 SnakeFaceMcGavin 2017-10-09
A story like that's gotta be true
1 YungGeriatric 2017-10-09
This is about as much of a rumor as global warming nigga
1 InHell1979 2017-10-09
so its true
1 YungGeriatric 2017-10-09
Yes
1 srb9586 2017-10-09
It would really be a shame if a scandal like this ruined the hype for Dave Smiths new special and he was only remembered for his ex girlfriend leaving a fictional characters podcast because he got jealous.
1 srb9586 2017-10-09
*podacast
1 91236008615238976 2017-10-09
Who wouldn't?
1 Sthenine 2017-10-09
yep- most libertarians are perverts who don't think we need roads....
1 onemancrimespree 2017-10-09
Imagine how her chin would feel pushing into your ballsack
1 jewniggercuck 2017-10-09
So they're lesbians?
1 WilliamTellAll 2017-10-09
All I need to know about Dave is by this garbage
1 Rockletim 2017-10-09
hate to say it but that was funny.
1 WilliamTellAll 2017-10-09
how? as in so fucking cringe inducing you chuckle?
you know hes not being ironic, right?
1 opestersmammarydrip 2017-10-09
Dave says the Ol' Chinmeister makes him feel like hes being penetrated Dante Nero's bone-pierced cock.
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-10-09
women are property