He's a really strange guy. Brags about crying during the shitty Batman movie with Bane that no one remembers, says Star Wars prequels were "brilliant" and don't deserve hate, smokes pot all day yet it hasn't done shit to enhance his creative ability since his movies have progressively gotten worse. Fuck him
Bane is a fictional supervillain appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics, commonly as an adversary of the superhero Batman. The character first appeared in Batman: Vengeance of Bane #1 (January 1993) and was created by Chuck Dixon, Doug Moench, and Graham Nolan.
With a mix of brute strength and exceptional intelligence, the character is often credited as being the only villain to have "broken the bat". IGN's list of the Top 100 Comic Book Villains of All Time ranked Bane as #34.
I really think about this every day. Every time I see a large male, every time I think about a plane, every time somebody mentions the CIA, every time somebody asks about a mask, every time I weigh on the scale, every time somebody mentions the want to be a Dr. , every time somebody says they're not their friends, every time somebody mentions loyalty, every time somebody mentions Batman. Holy shit. It's a part of me now. This scene is a big guy for me, and taking over my brain must have been a part of it's plan. Of course, Bravo Nolan you're a real human being and a true detective. I don't know what to do anymore. I wake up in the middle of the night and immediately yell FOR YOU! I just can't help it. Every dream I can remember for the past 6 months has had to do with this fucking scene. Even if it's just the faintest sound of the plane. Oh my God. Please save me. Somebody. I can't take it. My life is crashing with no survivors.
Being obsessed with comic books and superheros is embarrassing if you are older than 12. If you liked batman or something, fine, but when your entire persona revolves around DC and Marvel characters you are an insufferable person and no one truly likes you.
When you replied to my comment I assumed the swamp thing tattoo was some sort of reference that I didn't get. God bless your soul, I hope you are recovering from your case of faggotry well.
Only if it's on your lower stomach and you show it to women before saying "Now it's time to see MY swamp thing" and you pull out your smelly smegma cock.
In the overall scheme of things can we agree that Smith is a good egg? Remember when he stayed silent on the phone for an hour while listening to a Steve C fight? BTW if someone knows what show that was please link me, I'd love to re-listen to that one.
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1 Yaseetheo 2017-10-09
Not sure which is gayer. This or naming your daughter after a comic character...
1 zenicaone 2017-10-09
I got a bonner while watching this video.
whats the name of his daughter so I can see what happens
1 FrDoris 2017-10-09
New Hampshire basketball sensation Matt Bonner?
1 darklydreamingdayln 2017-10-09
In recent years the number of fat, emotionally damaged girls named Harley Quinn is only going to rise.
1 turnthemaround 2017-10-09
Not only that, naming his daughter after a woman who is pretty much the definition of abusive relationship and male dependent.
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-10-09
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ChNfOtJUUAA_D4r.jpg
1 yakovsdinnertrays 2017-10-09
I hope his daughter gets raped by a black, keeps the baby but dies at childbirth so Kevin has to raise the nigga rapists child....
...edgy enough?
1 robocopsboner 2017-10-09
Is the baby born with AIDS?
1 Skafia 2017-10-09
I don't see why it wouldn't be.
1 Toss__Pot 2017-10-09
if the above events happen during a home-invasion, we might be getting somewhere. I'd pay $60K to see that animated.
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-10-09
Vury good brothaman
1 KingDonaldTrump 2017-10-09
Sounds like an indie film; the kid would have to be a musical prodigy, though.
1 steezycheesefries 2017-10-09
Love Kevin smith movies but I'm not sure if I even like "Kevin smith"
1 RickVince 2017-10-09
Isn't it usually the other way around?
How many Kevin Smith fans still watch Kevin Smith movies?
1 no_one_inparticular 2017-10-09
“I like Woody Allen’s films except for that nervous fella who's always in them.”
1 grocery_man 2017-10-09
He hasn't made a good movie in over 20 years.
1 SlimWiggins 2017-10-09
He is so fucking brave
1 Lish_fips89 2017-10-09
Just sitting there; red and salty.
1 Lish_fips89 2017-10-09
Just sitting there; red and salty.
1 Lish_fips89 2017-10-09
Just sitting there; red and salty.
1 Lish_fips89 2017-10-09
Just sitting there; red and salty.
1 Lish_fips89 2017-10-09
Just sitting there; red and salty.
1 Lish_fips89 2017-10-09
Just sitting there; red and salty.
1 Lish_fips89 2017-10-09
Just sitting there; red and salty.
1 Lish_fips89 2017-10-09
Just sitting there; red and salty.
1 Lish_fips89 2017-10-09
Just sitting there; red and salty.
1 Lish_fips89 2017-10-09
Just sitting there; red and salty.
1 Lish_fips89 2017-10-09
Just sitting there; red and salty.
1 FlashVirus 2017-10-09
He's a really strange guy. Brags about crying during the shitty Batman movie with Bane that no one remembers, says Star Wars prequels were "brilliant" and don't deserve hate, smokes pot all day yet it hasn't done shit to enhance his creative ability since his movies have progressively gotten worse. Fuck him
1 Pale_Pen15 2017-10-09
Bane?
1 FlashVirus 2017-10-09
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bane_(comics)
1 WikiTextBot 2017-10-09
Bane (comics)
Bane is a fictional supervillain appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics, commonly as an adversary of the superhero Batman. The character first appeared in Batman: Vengeance of Bane #1 (January 1993) and was created by Chuck Dixon, Doug Moench, and Graham Nolan.
With a mix of brute strength and exceptional intelligence, the character is often credited as being the only villain to have "broken the bat". IGN's list of the Top 100 Comic Book Villains of All Time ranked Bane as #34.
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1 stevex42 2017-10-09
I got it don't worry.
1 lord_minidisc 2017-10-09
I really think about this every day. Every time I see a large male, every time I think about a plane, every time somebody mentions the CIA, every time somebody asks about a mask, every time I weigh on the scale, every time somebody mentions the want to be a Dr. , every time somebody says they're not their friends, every time somebody mentions loyalty, every time somebody mentions Batman. Holy shit. It's a part of me now. This scene is a big guy for me, and taking over my brain must have been a part of it's plan. Of course, Bravo Nolan you're a real human being and a true detective. I don't know what to do anymore. I wake up in the middle of the night and immediately yell FOR YOU! I just can't help it. Every dream I can remember for the past 6 months has had to do with this fucking scene. Even if it's just the faintest sound of the plane. Oh my God. Please save me. Somebody. I can't take it. My life is crashing with no survivors.
1 C3POschadenfreude 2017-10-09
Fuck You, you just described me, go die faggot
1 C3POschadenfreude 2017-10-09
and go ask your dad about my creative ability with our movies
1 FlashVirus 2017-10-09
Did you just reply to yourself?
1 octaviancaesarstar 2017-10-09
you really think you know more about the emotional power of art than the creator of Yoga Hosers?
1 aesthetictunisian 2017-10-09
Fucking faggot
1 racemic_mixture 2017-10-09
Being obsessed with comic books and superheros is embarrassing if you are older than 12. If you liked batman or something, fine, but when your entire persona revolves around DC and Marvel characters you are an insufferable person and no one truly likes you.
1 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2017-10-09
I like Erock though.
1 deathbirdstories 2017-10-09
Is it faggy to get a Swamp Thing tattoo? Cause I've had it for 8 years now, and it's fucking retarded.
1 jsnoots 2017-10-09
Can we see it?
1 deathbirdstories 2017-10-09
This is right after I got it. https://imgur.com/a/xeLYi
1 Opesterino 2017-10-09
Swampy ! https://youtu.be/7Ve6hzFKkA0?t=19m33s
1 deathbirdstories 2017-10-09
Oh God, how awful.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-10-09
Nice self-portrait tatt
1 deathbirdstories 2017-10-09
😘
1 racemic_mixture 2017-10-09
When you replied to my comment I assumed the swamp thing tattoo was some sort of reference that I didn't get. God bless your soul, I hope you are recovering from your case of faggotry well.
1 deathbirdstories 2017-10-09
One day at a time, brotherman.
1 LAMF92 2017-10-09
Swamp thing is sick. But the tattoo might be a bit on the queer side
1 HookerMouth82 2017-10-09
Only if it's on your lower stomach and you show it to women before saying "Now it's time to see MY swamp thing" and you pull out your smelly smegma cock.
1 TobyTheRobot 2017-10-09
What are you FOOOOIVE
1 steezycheesefries 2017-10-09
I watch dogma and clerks still but i make a quick left turn at evrey podcast I see him on
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-10-09
Crying walking through the Millenium Falcon set on Force Awakens, I can understand.
Crying from "the Flash," aside from how awful it is, is almost alarming. DC Comics fucking stink, all their characters, stink, their movies suck.
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-10-09
The show is mediocre and it's a gay comic book for fucks sake.
1 naziniggerfaggot 2017-10-09
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVIwepliNeo
1 haveadick 2017-10-09
Fat faggot who's trying to make his daughter famous, but failing at that too.
1 Ichise-san 2017-10-09
i wish it was a video of his mother being beheaded
1 bowserjrjr 2017-10-09
In the overall scheme of things can we agree that Smith is a good egg? Remember when he stayed silent on the phone for an hour while listening to a Steve C fight? BTW if someone knows what show that was please link me, I'd love to re-listen to that one.
1 grocery_man 2017-10-09
No he is fucking annoying and a cry baby.
1 TossyMcSalad 2017-10-09
Dave Smith (pseudo-comedian, untalented podcaster)
Kevin Smith (washed-up manic depressive filmmaker)
Billy Smith (imprisoned NAMBLA co-chair 1990-96, infected +70 children with HIV)
Howard F Smith (Holocaust denier, early supporter of American Nazi leader Fritz Kuhn)
William Tetley Smith (British serial rapist, pedophile, child trafficker)
Nicholas Gareth 'Nicky' Smith (aka Abu Ameer al-Amriqi, American ISIS fighter, killed in Mosul 2016)
Casey Ian Smith (SNN CEO, drug abuser, male prostitute)
Ricardo Smith de la Cuevas (Nicaraguan dictator 1943-57, war criminal, harbored Nazis)
it's not just one Smith, that is a problem, it seems like all of them are. be very careful.
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-10-09
I really hate that wide-eyed look he always has on his face. He never smiles or frowns, he just has that Adam Lanza deer in headlights look.
Is that a put-on or is he just a weirdo?
1 turdthief2 2017-10-09
'tism
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-10-09
Maybe. I hope it's just autism. If he's doing it on purpose then he's a fucking dick.
If you walk around looking weird, trying to get a reaction from people, then you should be stabbed in the neck.
1 obamabeblacknshiet 2017-10-09
This guy is so cool with his hockey jerseys which he wears ALL THE TIME
1 ThePittWolf 2017-10-09
Turn your fucking hat around, you're 50.
1 fingerofgawd 2017-10-09
What a fat, annoying autist he is. He also makes terrible movies
1 JohnQNo1 2017-10-09
I dont understand why clerks is considered good. Its not that funny or captivating.
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-10-09
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ChNfOtJUUAA_D4r.jpg
1 all_copacetic 2017-10-09
Muumuu-wearing faggot.
1 Lish_fips89 2017-10-09
I can't even believe this is real.
1 Skafia 2017-10-09
I don't see why it wouldn't be.
1 turdthief2 2017-10-09
'tism
1 Lish_fips89 2017-10-09
Just sitting there; red and salty.
1 Lish_fips89 2017-10-09
Just sitting there; red and salty.
1 Lish_fips89 2017-10-09
Just sitting there; red and salty.
1 Lish_fips89 2017-10-09
Just sitting there; red and salty.
1 Lish_fips89 2017-10-09
Just sitting there; red and salty.
1 Lish_fips89 2017-10-09
Just sitting there; red and salty.
1 Lish_fips89 2017-10-09
Just sitting there; red and salty.
1 Lish_fips89 2017-10-09
Just sitting there; red and salty.
1 Lish_fips89 2017-10-09
Just sitting there; red and salty.
1 Lish_fips89 2017-10-09
Just sitting there; red and salty.
1 Lish_fips89 2017-10-09
Just sitting there; red and salty.